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PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 11:06 AM
Ugh, it’s so frustrating bidding on this Saks Fifth Avenue Mercedes-Benz CLS500! It’s unheard of me to drive anything less than Mercedes top-of-the-line engines, but I am doing this for charity! All proceeds from the sale of the vehicle will benefit ‘Reading Is Fundamental’, the nation's leading children's literacy organization, and I have yet to send them my Allure Homme (Chanel) scented check in the mail.

Just buying the damn car outright with the proceeds going to charity would be much easier, no?

But, when Mercedes drops the AMG version I’ll surely drop this '500' like last seasons Jimmy Choo's "Sway" evening sandal.

Ciao!

Mopar68
Oct 11, 2004, 12:45 PM
ok wait, so whats the question? All i hear is you talking about how rich you are agian.

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 1:23 PM
Oh, I almost forgot.

My question was if anyone knew the 0-60 time of the CLS500 and the CLS55 AMG.

CarRocker
Oct 11, 2004, 1:35 PM
Yes i know, but because you asked i don't give it

Ghalos
Oct 11, 2004, 1:36 PM
L.A.M.E

Mopar68
Oct 11, 2004, 1:57 PM
Come on you guys, he's not being a bad person. Just cause he flaunts his wealth does no mean we should tear him a new one for it.

The CLS55 does 0-60 in 4.6 seconds

The CLS500 does 0-60 in 6.1 seconds

SpeedMuse
Oct 11, 2004, 2:19 PM
It’s unheard of me to drive anything less than Mercedes top-of-the-line engines, but I am doing this for charity!
Please... I hope your lying. If not, you're just reinforcing a rich-guy stereotype. :roll:

dark_hunter
Oct 11, 2004, 4:46 PM
Oh, I almost forgot.

My question was if anyone knew the 0-60 time of the CLS500 and the CLS55 AMG.Google it!

puggles89
Oct 11, 2004, 4:49 PM
Oh, I almost forgot.

My question was if anyone knew the 0-60 time of the CLS500 and the CLS55 AMG.Google it!

yea I feel that you made this topic to go about showing off how rich you are. I mean really dont tell me you dont know about search engines. I think it is strange on how so many rich people joined in a matter of a month,

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 4:56 PM
Oh, I almost forgot.

My question was if anyone knew the 0-60 time of the CLS500 and the CLS55 AMG.Google it!

yea I feel that you made this topic to go about showing off how rich you are. I mean really dont tell me you dont know about search engines. I think it is strange on how so many rich people joined in a matter of a month,

No, I'll just ask you guys. :wink:

jimkk29
Oct 11, 2004, 5:29 PM
Just don't push it (everyone) and I'll keep this unlocked...

dark_hunter
Oct 11, 2004, 6:43 PM
Oh, I almost forgot.

My question was if anyone knew the 0-60 time of the CLS500 and the CLS55 AMG.Google it!yea I feel that you made this topic to go about showing off how rich you are. I mean really dont tell me you dont know about search engines. I think it is strange on how so many rich people joined in a matter of a month,No, I'll just ask you guys. :wink:It's a lot easier to use Google and ot waste time, but I can't stop you :P

puggles89
Oct 11, 2004, 6:50 PM
Oh, I almost forgot.

My question was if anyone knew the 0-60 time of the CLS500 and the CLS55 AMG.Google it!

yea I feel that you made this topic to go about showing off how rich you are. I mean really dont tell me you dont know about search engines. I think it is strange on how so many rich people joined in a matter of a month,

No, I'll just ask you guys. :wink:

was this a joke?

Ghalos
Oct 11, 2004, 7:00 PM
Love the new Avatar Puggles! :lol:

And yeah, he's a "I'm better than thou fool". Don't worry about it. 8)

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 7:02 PM
Dont get a CLS, go staight for the quottraporte, yes, its a tad slower than the cls55, but it is a maserati after all!

I suppose you also own last year's BMW 645 CI from the Neiman Marcus catalogue, i always look at that holiday magazine, i think it's hilarious the things they sell in it (last year they were selling a BELL helecopter for 6.5mil)

puggles89
Oct 11, 2004, 7:04 PM
Love the new Avatar Puggles! :lol: "I'm better than thou fool".

sweet an aqua teen fan. I have like 39 more avatars so this wont be the last AQHF avatar.

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 7:46 PM
Oh yes, I [INSERT HEART] Neiman Marcus Holiday Catalogue! The items are so cheeky! I think this year I’m going to go with the jeweled Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head ($8,000 each)! :idea:

Oh, and about the Maserati Quattroporte.... I would order one but the Neiman Marcus edition seems a bit tacky. Chrome wheels, maroon paint, and no sports package? What is this, a 'Christmas in the Bronx' edition Quattroporte? I’d never expect such inappropriate behavior from Neiman Marcus, let alone Maserati of North America!

Ugh, I’d be so heart broken and distraught if Jack were to show up at the country club with the black/black sports packaged Quattroporte I’ve had dreams of in my Versace linen comforters!

Ghalos
Oct 11, 2004, 7:59 PM
Ok, I can't take this anymore, would you pleeeeasseeeee keep the fashion whoring out of the SPORTSCARFORUMS site? I don't care if you love Neiman Marcus, or Versace, I do however want to know your opinions on cars handling traits and SUV's sure as hell don't count.

And the purpose of this site is to educate, not blabber on and on about how much one has in possessions unless it's relelvant to the topic at hand.

bQQst
Oct 11, 2004, 8:02 PM
i got baned for les then that

Ghalos
Oct 11, 2004, 8:04 PM
Shuttup bQQst, you got banned because nobody here liked you.

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 8:06 PM
Oh yes, I [INSERT HEART] Neiman Marcus Holiday Catalogue! The items are so cheeky! I think this year I’m going to go with the jeweled Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head ($8,000 each)! :idea:

Oh, and about the Maserati Quattroporte.... I would order one but the Neiman Marcus edition seems a bit tacky. Chrome wheels, maroon paint, and no sports package? What is this, a 'Christmas in the Bronx' edition Quattroporte? I’d never expect such inappropriate behavior from Neiman Marcus, let alone Maserati of North America!

Ugh, I’d be so heart broken and distraught if Jack were to show up at the country club with the black/black sports packaged Quattroporte I’ve had dreams of in my Versace linen comforters!

neiman marcus holiday hasn't come out yet, and they're not doing a quottraporte this year

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 8:39 PM
Okay, i'll try.

I think all our cars handle well.

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 8:40 PM
you do realize that's a phantom not a quottraporte, right?

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 8:45 PM
Of course I do silly.

Arent Phantoms amazing? I love tailgating little BMWs in Manhattan traffic with the menacing grille!

Puts a smile on my Dior moisturized face :D

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 8:50 PM
one question for you - are you homosexual???
because i thought we were here to make thoughtfull posts about cars, not talk about the latest beauty and fasion products....

maybe your what the queer guys classify as 'metrosexual' :roll:

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 8:53 PM
Um, Duh!

I'm totally Metrosexual! What do you think I am? Butch?

*Vomits in Cartier jeweled one-of-a-kind custom bowl*

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 8:54 PM
lmfao

wow. your the first metrosexual i've ever met who likes cars....

bQQst
Oct 11, 2004, 8:55 PM
i got that feelin to that he plays in the sewers

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 8:56 PM
Oh yes, I [INSERT HEART] Neiman Marcus Holiday Catalogue! The items are so cheeky! I think this year I’m going to go with the jeweled Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head ($8,000 each)! :idea:

Oh, and about the Maserati Quattroporte.... I would order one but the Neiman Marcus edition seems a bit tacky. Chrome wheels, maroon paint, and no sports package? What is this, a 'Christmas in the Bronx' edition Quattroporte? I’d never expect such inappropriate behavior from Neiman Marcus, let alone Maserati of North America!

Ugh, I’d be so heart broken and distraught if Jack were to show up at the country club with the black/black sports packaged Quattroporte I’ve had dreams of in my Versace linen comforters!

neiman marcus holiday hasn't come out yet, and they're not doing a quottraporte this year


Um, maybe in your sub $1,000,000 a year world. But in Central Park West, the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue has been out! Hello, haven't you seen this seasons Harpar Bazzar with Paris Hilton flipping through the glossy pages? :roll:

And yes, the Maserati is in the catalogue. Wow, I didn't realize how slow 'common' get around things.

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 8:58 PM
lmfao

wow. your the first metrosexual i've ever met who likes cars....

You've obviously never been to the Manhattan Tennis Club! :roll:

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 8:59 PM
Oh yes, I [INSERT HEART] Neiman Marcus Holiday Catalogue! The items are so cheeky! I think this year I’m going to go with the jeweled Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head ($8,000 each)! :idea:

Oh, and about the Maserati Quattroporte.... I would order one but the Neiman Marcus edition seems a bit tacky. Chrome wheels, maroon paint, and no sports package? What is this, a 'Christmas in the Bronx' edition Quattroporte? I’d never expect such inappropriate behavior from Neiman Marcus, let alone Maserati of North America!

Ugh, I’d be so heart broken and distraught if Jack were to show up at the country club with the black/black sports packaged Quattroporte I’ve had dreams of in my Versace linen comforters!

neiman marcus holiday hasn't come out yet, and they're not doing a quottraporte this year

ummm...maybe you didnt know this, but my step brother is on the board of directors at neiman marcus, and if i'm not mistaken, this year they are going to have the jaguar super v8...


Um, maybe in your sub $1,000,000 a year world. But in Central Park West, the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue has been out! Hello, haven't you seen this seasons Harpar Bazzar with Paris Hilton flipping through the glossy pages? :roll:

And yes, the Maserati is in the catalogue. Wow, I didn't realize how slow 'common' get around things.

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 9:01 PM
http://dallas.bizjournals.com/dallas/stories/2004/09/27/daily16.html

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 9:05 PM
wow. my brother must've been wrong about the super v8, they must've decided not to do that, anyways, yes they have had a press release about the christmas book, but it doesnt come out until next week or the week after

bQQst
Oct 11, 2004, 9:09 PM
Um, maybe in your sub $1,000,000 a year world. But in Central Park West, the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue has been out! Hello, haven't you seen this seasons Harpar Bazzar with Paris Hilton flipping through the glossy pages? :roll:

And yes, the Maserati is in the catalogue. Wow, I didn't realize how slow 'common' get around things.

yep his gay :twisted:

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 9:12 PM
prchris - if you'd like to argue with me, please do it on AIM, my s/n is ckg690, bQQst, same for you

now lets start making some intelligent automotive discussion about the brabus mercedes CLS500

bQQst
Oct 11, 2004, 9:16 PM
whats aim?

puggles89
Oct 11, 2004, 9:30 PM
program used yo chat with people. I think.

Ghalos
Oct 11, 2004, 9:56 PM
I feel inadequate in this world of gluttony and over expenditure!!!

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 10:25 PM
I feel inadequate in this world of gluttony and over expenditure!!!

oo big words :wink:

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 10:52 PM
*puts on Gucci reading glasses*

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 11:00 PM
*kicks prchris212 in the balls*

puggles89
Oct 11, 2004, 11:21 PM
*kicks prchris212 in the balls*

ckg what balls you be talkin about?

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 11:23 PM
*kicks prchris212 in the balls*

ckg what balls you be talkin about?

good point, prchris212 doesnt have any.... :lol:

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 11:36 PM
*kicks prchris212 in the balls*

ckg what balls you be talkin about?

good point, prchris212 doesnt have any.... :lol:

Hardy har har :roll:

.....Anyway I'll have you know that my valuables are safely tucked in my Dolce&Gabbana boxerbriefs.

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 11:37 PM
its pretty bad when a 15 year old girl threatens to kick your balls you homo :lol:

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 11:47 PM
*Beats CKG down with hand made Hermes Birkin Bag (Croc)*

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 11:49 PM
*CKG690 presses charges agains PRCHRIS212 for physical assualt on a minor, PRCHRIS212 spends 3-5 years in jail*

bQQst
Oct 11, 2004, 11:50 PM
put a cork in it ckg

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 11:51 PM
*Throws Versace Home by Donatella crystal plates at CKGs Target-Brand moisturized dirty face*

Kirstyn
Oct 11, 2004, 11:52 PM
if youd like to talk to me im me at ckg690 on AIM, we can talk there, but not here on SCF, i will not reply to your stupid posts anymore unless they have to do with automotive discussion

PRCHRIS212
Oct 11, 2004, 11:53 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 8)

Ghalos
Oct 12, 2004, 12:24 AM
Cant'...breathe...soooo much stupid....hahahahahah