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Old Sep 06, 2004, 10:55 PM   #1
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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
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Old Sep 06, 2004, 10:56 PM   #2
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Ummmmmmmmm, a Bull
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Old Sep 06, 2004, 10:57 PM   #3
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I dont know but here is a nother one.
what did the fish say when he hit a solid wall in the river???
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Old Sep 06, 2004, 11:01 PM   #4
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Ummmmmmmmm, a Bull
An utter failure.

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I dont know but here is a nother one.
what did the fish say when he hit a solid wall in the river???
No idea...
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Old Sep 06, 2004, 11:11 PM   #5
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Ummmmmmmmm, a Bull
An utter failure.
That is stupid
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Old Sep 06, 2004, 11:12 PM   #6
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Haha. I hope you didn't have your hopes up or anything... Can you top my stupid joke? I'm sure you can DH.
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Old Sep 06, 2004, 11:18 PM   #7
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Old Sep 06, 2004, 11:24 PM   #8
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To meet some friends on the other side? I dunno....
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To meet some friends on the other side? I dunno....
Nope.
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
My friend made it up (not to sure he's my friend )
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Old Sep 06, 2004, 11:29 PM   #10
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That is pretty stupid, but it did make me chuckle a little... stupid jokes always do.
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Old Sep 07, 2004, 1:45 PM   #11
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none of them made me laugh... :?
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none of them made me laugh... :?
the jokes are not ment to make you laugh they are just stupid jokes like the bird and the chicken food one I did on the other post that joke was sooooo lame and stupid. so you see that is the point.
anyway the answer to my joke was DAMN! to dumb it down he said damn becuase he hit a dam as he was going up river. to make sure no one is still confused.

Concrete wall in a river = dam
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What's the answer to the cow one.
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Old Sep 24, 2004, 7:22 AM   #14
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Here's one i herd from a guy from Turkey (no not the bird...)
I'm not sure he really undestood it though :?

There's a serb, a turk, a pakistani and a kosovo albanian sitting in a car,
who's driving?
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Here's one i herd from a guy from Turkey (no not the bird...)
I'm not sure he really undestood it though :?

There's a serb, a turk, a pakistani and a kosovo albanian sitting in a car,
who's driving?
hmmmm don't know!
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