The Joke Thread. - Page 42

LSixer · Nov 02, 2007, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swedish_BR

why the 6 have fear of the 7?
because the 7 is bugger than the 6!!

Swedish_BR · Nov 02, 2007, 11:09 AM

bigger...
sorry

LSixer · Nov 02, 2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swedish_BR

bigger...
sorry

Ah ...... got it now, Thanks.

porsche944 · Nov 02, 2007, 4:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LSixer

Ah ...... got it now, Thanks.

Doesn't he mean

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cause 7 8 9.

LSixer · Nov 02, 2007, 5:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porsche944

Doesn't he mean

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cause 7 8 9.

Swedish_BR · Nov 02, 2007, 5:24 PM

another one...
what is big?
what is green?
and WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!
it's Cthulhu!!!!!

lambo or holden · Nov 02, 2007, 5:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swedish_BR

another one...
what is big?
what is green?
and WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!
it's Cthulhu!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by LSixer

That sums that joke up pretty well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LSixer

Because seven, ate, nine.

Swedish_BR · Nov 02, 2007, 5:30 PM

another...
what is the thing that is skin colored , smeels bad as hell and have fungis groing in it?
answer:my foot.

da pavinator · Nov 08, 2007, 4:44 PM

make sure no music is on.. make sure there is no distractions... make sure... that you FOCUS!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yA-_59oP2vc

TBR 427 · Nov 08, 2007, 5:51 PM

Some ancient Chinese proverbs, casually lifted from the kind folks at ls1.com

Man who run in front of car get tyred.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Confucious say... female pilot who fly upside down, will have crack up.

Man with penis in biscuit tin f*#king crackers.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Man who drop watch in toilet have *****ty time.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.

Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress.

Man who put cream in tart not always baker.

man who go to bed alone with sex problem, wake up with solution in hand.

Swedish_BR · Nov 08, 2007, 6:38 PM

Swedish_BR:guys guys!!! i need to tell something!!!!
SCFguys:What?
Swedish_BR:it's just soooooo amzing that no one will belive!!!!
SCFguys:WHAT??!!!
Swedish_BR:it's soooooooooo soooooooooo.....
SCFguys:Tell your little psyco!!!!!!!
Swedish_BR:I...
SCFguys;yeah....
Swedish_BR:I...I , forgot

the heads of every one in SCF explode
THE END
moral:don't use drugs or it was recicle , warever....

wesleypipes · Nov 08, 2007, 8:43 PM

Swedish , try to post actual jokes in here , not just random babblings from your mind.

Nothing you've posted in here is funny at all.

Skyline07 · Nov 08, 2007, 9:29 PM

This is a really long thread, so I hope this one hasn't been posted yet, but:

An Englishman, a French man and a New Yorker are all captured by a cannibalistic tribe while vacationing. The Chief tells each of them that they are going to be stewed, eaten, and their skin will be used to make canoes. The Chief also tells them that they will be able to choose the way they die.

The Frenchman asks for a Sword. He yells "Vive la France!" and impales himself.

The Englishman asks for a gun, and it is given for him. He yells "God save the Queen!" and blows his head off.

The New Yorker asks for a fork. The Chief, confused, gives him the fork. The New Yorker begins to stab himself repeatedly. The Chief, confused, asks him what he is doing to which the New Yorker replies, "So much for your f*cking canoe as*hole!!"

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And as an Ohio State fan I have to post this one.

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this the OSU grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain.

...

Ann Arbor is a whore!!!

BMW CLR 600 · Nov 08, 2007, 9:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by da pavinator

make sure no music is on.. make sure there is no distractions... make sure... that you FOCUS!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yA-_59oP2vc

That didnt really scare me...you cant really concentrate when someone else is doing the puzzle. There was one with a picture that ask what is wrong with this picture, then after a minute or so, the same thing pops up..THAT is scary.

chriz00 · Nov 08, 2007, 11:08 PM

^I know what ya mean, hehe.

Got joked by my freakin cousins, it was a while ago...freakin "screamers".

Nov 08, 2007, 5:51 PM	#625
TBR 427 CADMAN Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 6,967	Some ancient Chinese proverbs, casually lifted from the kind folks at ls1.com Man who run in front of car get tyred. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Confucious say... female pilot who fly upside down, will have crack up. Man with penis in biscuit tin f#king crackers. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer. Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress. Man who put cream in tart not always baker. man who go to bed alone with sex problem, wake up with solution in hand. __________________ They could call themselves ButtField - Wes

Nov 08, 2007, 8:43 PM	#627
wesleypipes SUPER TROOPER Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,894	Swedish , try to post actual jokes in here , not just random babblings from your mind. Nothing you've posted in here is funny at all. __________________ Apple users are rapists - me So apple fanboys drive CLS's? - Coop

Nov 08, 2007, 9:29 PM	#628
Skyline07 Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 10,000 feet Posts: 1,085	This is a really long thread, so I hope this one hasn't been posted yet, but: An Englishman, a French man and a New Yorker are all captured by a cannibalistic tribe while vacationing. The Chief tells each of them that they are going to be stewed, eaten, and their skin will be used to make canoes. The Chief also tells them that they will be able to choose the way they die. The Frenchman asks for a Sword. He yells "Vive la France!" and impales himself. The Englishman asks for a gun, and it is given for him. He yells "God save the Queen!" and blows his head off. The New Yorker asks for a fork. The Chief, confused, gives him the fork. The New Yorker begins to stab himself repeatedly. The Chief, confused, asks him what he is doing to which the New Yorker replies, "So much for your fcking canoe ashole!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------- And as an Ohio State fan I have to post this one. Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this the OSU grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain. ... Ann Arbor is a whore!!! __________________ Screw you guys, I'm going home. -Eric Cartman

Nov 08, 2007, 11:08 PM	#630
chriz00 ...wait, what? Join Date: May 2006 Location: Southern California Goal: Pro Race Driver Posts: 3,955	^I know what ya mean, hehe. Got joked by my freakin cousins, it was a while ago...freakin "screamers". __________________ "...you're a slave to money, then you die..." - The Verve, Bittersweet Symphony

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Nov 02, 2007, 11:09 AM	#617
Swedish_BR Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Brazil, Parana, Curitiba. Posts: 4,095	bigger... sorry

Nov 02, 2007, 5:24 PM	#621
Swedish_BR Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Brazil, Parana, Curitiba. Posts: 4,095	another one... what is big? what is green? and WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!! it's Cthulhu!!!!!

Nov 02, 2007, 5:30 PM	#623
Swedish_BR Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Brazil, Parana, Curitiba. Posts: 4,095	another... what is the thing that is skin colored , smeels bad as hell and have fungis groing in it? answer:my foot.

Nov 08, 2007, 4:44 PM	#624
da pavinator Pavin Hernandez Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,682	make sure no music is on.. make sure there is no distractions... make sure... that you FOCUS! http://youtube.com/watch?v=yA-_59oP2vc

Nov 08, 2007, 6:38 PM	#626
Swedish_BR Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Brazil, Parana, Curitiba. Posts: 4,095	Swedish_BR:guys guys!!! i need to tell something!!!! SCFguys:What? Swedish_BR:it's just soooooo amzing that no one will belive!!!! SCFguys:WHAT??!!! Swedish_BR:it's soooooooooo soooooooooo..... SCFguys:Tell your little psyco!!!!!!! Swedish_BR:I... SCFguys;yeah.... Swedish_BR:I...I , forgot the heads of every one in SCF explode THE END moral:don't use drugs or it was recicle , warever....

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