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Old Jan 17, 2007, 2:15 PM   #1
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Default Girlfriend + 800HP Corvette = ......

Watch what happens when a guy let's his girlfriend us the car for an instructional video.

http://videos.streetfire.net/categor...b7002ee33e.htm
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Old Jan 17, 2007, 2:23 PM   #2
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Well at least she knows about safety. Also, at least she went about a foot before she lost control of the car.

My dad almost trashed his C3 when it did a complete 180 onto the opposite direction lane and missed the island by about a few inches.
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Old Jan 17, 2007, 2:46 PM   #3
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Looks almost identical to this Ram SRT-10 crash: http://videos.streetfire.net/search/...7658dbd6b4.htm

So should the drivers kept on the gas and steered out? It seems like both let up on the gas as soon as they felt rear end coming out.
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Old Jan 17, 2007, 2:48 PM   #4
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Never let girls lose with powerful cars! What amazed me also is that it took 1:15 seconds to get the car going!
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Old Jan 17, 2007, 2:59 PM   #5
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thats just wrong, im sure our miss scf could handle it
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Old Jan 17, 2007, 3:00 PM   #6
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In car video of a (successful) corvette launch: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...orvette+launch

They should've had a in car camera to show her steering. Unlike the drag strip where the tires are warmed properly and the asphalt is sticky, regular roads probably requires more steering work during a hard launch.
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Old Jan 17, 2007, 3:31 PM   #7
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hey is it me or is she hot... and also, thats not even a 'racecar'.. she chats big poo. 'first youve gotta get in the car'
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Old Jan 17, 2007, 3:36 PM   #8
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I was afraid she would forget her seatbelt, but she remembered!

haha, i feel bad for the boyfriend.
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Old Jan 17, 2007, 4:02 PM   #9
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uhhh...... wow!
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damnt that sucks :P
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Old Jan 17, 2007, 4:15 PM   #11
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poor vette, 800 hp is alot more than this girl can handle.....
but she is hot
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Old Jan 17, 2007, 4:23 PM   #12
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actually 800 is more than any1 can handle to be truthfull ...
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Looks almost identical to this Ram SRT-10 crash: http://videos.streetfire.net/search/...7658dbd6b4.htm

So should the drivers kept on the gas and steered out? It seems like both let up on the gas as soon as they felt rear end coming out.
I'm sure your suppose to stick with the pedal like, cos if you let off the juice, the tyres are gona grab traction quickly, and because you'll be aiming straight at a wall in the girls case, even if she gets back on the juice, the car is still gona flail back round, and possibly hit the wall. If she stuck to the gas, she could have corrected it with reverse lock, and the car would of straightened itself out.
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that sucks
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wow...can't believe her bf lent her a c6 to do a vid...
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