Girl and Cars.

Vectra GTS · Mar 19, 2006, 3:43 AM

We all know that cars and girls are completely different things but you’ll be surprised how much they are in common. (Of course in the eyes of guys!!!)

-Some are expensive to maintain and some are just plain cheap.

-What you put in does not mean what you can get out of.

-You can treat it as good as you can, but they can treat you like sh*t. On the other hand you can treat them like sh*t and they’ll just take it and ask for more.

-If you feel adventurous one weekend, you can always pay to ‘rent’ an exotic

-Annually, there’s always a day where you’ll have to spend an exorbitant amount on some liquid. Some call it an annual service, some call it a birthday.

-Some are fat; some are just plain sexy whatever angle you look at it, some only look good at some angles.

-Both are an ongoing liability, some people have good uses for them and some just stay at home.

-Some greedy bastards have 2 or even more, one for the family and one for the weekend.

-The best ones are always out of grasp unless its old and then you don’t want it anymore because of the mechanical repairs

-Once it gets old, it just feels different from when it’s new. It’s more smooth but not as exciting as before.

-Some of them are new, some has been to a couple of owners before.

-You’ll have to be careful or it might be nicked by someone else.

-Not having one isn’t the end of the world but having one is better than not having one.

-Going out without one might question your manhood.

-We all tend to go for ones that have the same country of origin as ourselves or we tend to go for a particular origin. For example, Asians like Jap cars, Aussies love their Falcons and Commodores.

-‘Yellow fever’ is hitting both cars and girls. You’re seeing more and more ‘whites’ driving Skylines and Evos.

-Other people always have a better car than you.

-If you mistreat a car whilst driving, they can bite you back and then you’ll be screwed.

-There is certain age before you can acquire either of them, or else it’ll just look weird.

-When young we change them more often, unless we get a good one when we’re young and then we'll stick to it.

-The richer the person, the better looking the car.

- Guys cannot stop thinking about them and cannot live without them

- Both require regular waxing

- Transplants may make the car better in some respects but its all up to personal preference whether its a good or bad thing.

- Some experiance high turbo lag. It just takes them an eternity to understand what your trying to do.

- There's never enough to go around

-There’s heaps of choices out there and if you don’t like it, you can always change.

- When it gets old, the paint fades and starts cracking.

-Some have sweet voices some just croak. Some scream and some purrr….

-Sometimes we’re stuck with one because we cant get rid of it and nobody wants it.

- When you first start to get to know them you're nervous, but after a while it becomes second nature.

- They need cosmetics to make them look good

- The lighter the better

- Nobody wants one with too many miles.

- They have expensive tastes in shoes

S7TT · Mar 19, 2006, 3:47 AM

Haha...one for the family and one for the weekend.lol Good post

BNR34 · Mar 19, 2006, 7:37 AM

hahahhahaha

pieman101 · Mar 19, 2006, 9:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vectra GTS

-The richer the person, the better looking the car.

AH HA HA it so true, LMAO

skyline101 · Mar 20, 2006, 9:11 AM

now thats what i call an intelligent joke, hahahaha...

!ChEeKy GiRl! · Mar 20, 2006, 11:54 AM

omg thats just so like funny............
am not clever enough 2 make "Boys and Cars" lol

the solitaire · Mar 20, 2006, 12:19 PM

don't try. Since opposites attract boys and cars don't match.

Mar 21, 2006, 7:32 PM

I can't live without them both!

S7TT · Mar 21, 2006, 8:53 PM

When you first start to get to know them you're nervous, but after a while it becomes second nature.

JoeProte83 · Mar 21, 2006, 9:13 PM

jajajajajajajaja nice one...................

Vectra GTS · Mar 21, 2006, 10:23 PM

i'll add that to the list
nice one S7

E-TEC 4 · Mar 23, 2006, 11:26 PM

- They need cosmetics to make them look good

- The lighter the better

Attaus · Mar 23, 2006, 11:33 PM

Nobody wants one with too many miles.

E-TEC 4 · Mar 23, 2006, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Attaus

Nobody wants one with too many miles.

haha! Which reminds me of this one....

- Your friend wouldn't let you test drive one owned by him

Diesel349 · Mar 24, 2006, 12:35 AM

Some are "Tight" whips but other have no treads on the ol' tires.

Mar 19, 2006, 3:43 AM	#1
Vectra GTS sleeper Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Nottingham, UK Posts: 1,020	Girl and Cars. We all know that cars and girls are completely different things but you’ll be surprised how much they are in common. (Of course in the eyes of guys!!!) -Some are expensive to maintain and some are just plain cheap. -What you put in does not mean what you can get out of. -You can treat it as good as you can, but they can treat you like sht. On the other hand you can treat them like sht and they’ll just take it and ask for more. -If you feel adventurous one weekend, you can always pay to ‘rent’ an exotic -Annually, there’s always a day where you’ll have to spend an exorbitant amount on some liquid. Some call it an annual service, some call it a birthday. -Some are fat; some are just plain sexy whatever angle you look at it, some only look good at some angles. -Both are an ongoing liability, some people have good uses for them and some just stay at home. -Some greedy bastards have 2 or even more, one for the family and one for the weekend. -The best ones are always out of grasp unless its old and then you don’t want it anymore because of the mechanical repairs -Once it gets old, it just feels different from when it’s new. It’s more smooth but not as exciting as before. -Some of them are new, some has been to a couple of owners before. -You’ll have to be careful or it might be nicked by someone else. -Not having one isn’t the end of the world but having one is better than not having one. -Going out without one might question your manhood. -We all tend to go for ones that have the same country of origin as ourselves or we tend to go for a particular origin. For example, Asians like Jap cars, Aussies love their Falcons and Commodores. -‘Yellow fever’ is hitting both cars and girls. You’re seeing more and more ‘whites’ driving Skylines and Evos. -Other people always have a better car than you. -If you mistreat a car whilst driving, they can bite you back and then you’ll be screwed. -There is certain age before you can acquire either of them, or else it’ll just look weird. -When young we change them more often, unless we get a good one when we’re young and then we'll stick to it. -The richer the person, the better looking the car. - Guys cannot stop thinking about them and cannot live without them - Both require regular waxing - Transplants may make the car better in some respects but its all up to personal preference whether its a good or bad thing. - Some experiance high turbo lag. It just takes them an eternity to understand what your trying to do. - There's never enough to go around -There’s heaps of choices out there and if you don’t like it, you can always change. - When it gets old, the paint fades and starts cracking. -Some have sweet voices some just croak. Some scream and some purrr…. -Sometimes we’re stuck with one because we cant get rid of it and nobody wants it. - When you first start to get to know them you're nervous, but after a while it becomes second nature. - They need cosmetics to make them look good - The lighter the better - Nobody wants one with too many miles. - They have expensive tastes in shoes __________________ RACECAR spelt backwards is RACECAR Last edited by Vectra GTS : Mar 27, 2006 at 6:11 PM.

Mar 19, 2006, 3:47 AM	#2
S7TT mekanick Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East Bakersfield, California Posts: 1,242	Haha...one for the family and one for the weekend.lol Good post __________________ well it IS bunch of guys standing around playing with their balls and stroking their shafts~ Heretic

Mar 20, 2006, 9:11 AM	#5
skyline101 Experienced Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 836	now thats what i call an intelligent joke, hahahaha... __________________ This is my boring and meaningless signature, so stop reading it and read my post!

Mar 20, 2006, 11:54 AM	#6
!ChEeKy GiRl! Miss. S.C.F Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: ღEnglandღ Posts: 5,737	omg thats just so like funny............ am not clever enough 2 make "Boys and Cars" lol __________________ Ems&&Kaz..Seksy seksy; RIP Monkey :( Last edited by !ChEeKy GiRl! : Mar 20, 2006 at 11:56 AM.

Mar 20, 2006, 12:19 PM	#7
the solitaire DIY N/A RE 13B Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 47798 Germany Posts: 5,006	don't try. Since opposites attract boys and cars don't match. __________________ If you can´t fix it with a hammer, you have an electric problem

Mar 19, 2006, 7:37 AM	#3
BNR34 Junior Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 53	hahahhahaha

Mar 21, 2006, 7:32 PM	#8
EriK23z Posts: n/a	I can't live without them both!

Mar 21, 2006, 8:53 PM	#9
S7TT mekanick Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East Bakersfield, California Posts: 1,242	When you first start to get to know them you're nervous, but after a while it becomes second nature. __________________ well it IS bunch of guys standing around playing with their balls and stroking their shafts~ Heretic

Mar 21, 2006, 9:13 PM	#10
JoeProte83 Go Kamui Go!!!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Somewere in the Sky Posts: 3,825	jajajajajajajaja nice one................... __________________ "La Tropa Naranja" 2nd Place on the USL Championship

Mar 21, 2006, 10:23 PM	#11
Vectra GTS sleeper Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Nottingham, UK Posts: 1,020	i'll add that to the list nice one S7 __________________ RACECAR spelt backwards is RACECAR

Mar 23, 2006, 11:26 PM	#12
E-TEC 4 Bounty: $322.00 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Carbon Canyon Posts: 3,913	- They need cosmetics to make them look good - The lighter the better __________________ NOS Energy Drink: Good for the body, not for the ride.

Mar 23, 2006, 11:33 PM	#13
Attaus Wheelman Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Lone Star State Ride: 2003 330Ci Posts: 10,546	Nobody wants one with too many miles. __________________ "Political discussion are like Nyquil." - Rav

Mar 24, 2006, 12:35 AM	#15
Diesel349 Sugar, water, purple. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA(school) Maplewood, NJ(home) Posts: 3,139	Some are "Tight" whips but other have no treads on the ol' tires. __________________ You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whores uniform.

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