Well..I'm bored so why not..



I used to ste@l cars............(never got caught)

As of today I can ste@l 37 different cars (most trucks are just considered under "trucks" as one..so yeah) without damaging anything and without making a sound......

Today I learned how to break into a cadillac deville(sedan/coupe)..without any problems....I locked my keys in the car.....

..Anyone else? Or am i the only person with a......history.....

I regret my entire childhood... and learning how to steal high end cars... and how to get keys for em, how to race cars, and how to fight...oh yeah how to creep women out

I learned how to beat a car thief to death with a tire iron. Only did it once.

Oh yeah, I also used to be a jewel thief.

I was at Work Assistance with a jewel theif...what a weird guy he was

(Work assistance is if you don't want to give the state $..you work for awhile instead...it was actually fun)


yeah..he stole like 2000 in diamonds..
and swallowed them..


and got caught

no i learned how to steal them from the dealership, its quite easy when ur handed the keys and told to drive it onto a truck.. yeah bitched out though.. Didn't feel like getting caught.... Brand New Dodge Viper off the lot

I was at Work Assistance with a jewel theif...what a weird guy he was

(Work assistance is if you don't want to give the state $..you work for awhile instead...it was actually fun)


yeah..he stole like 2000 in diamonds..
and swallowed them..


and got caught

What a dumbass! Did he learn anything from Marathon Man? It's not safe!

I never got caught mainly because I stuck to heart rubies. I would steal emeralds sometimes too, but I never touched diamonds, too risky.

Here's a pic I took:

http://raebear.net/comp/jewelthief_ruby.gif

I started learning with Honda accords..

Then nissan pickups...
the usual lot..

then it turned into first generation escalades..

and avalanches.....then it turned into

new cars...
New celica's...New CTS's...

late 90's audi's....

good times...good times..

I made a good 1000 bucks a day..but i only worked 1 day a week....

Sunday night/monday mornings




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HAHAHAH tabber..
priceless..

I figured it'd be that game..

I thought it was going to be that one weird game though...with the gnomes....ad the butterfly nets

Does the past count as in five minutes ago because i just did another line of shots

Steal Cars? EASY, especially sports cars...

My friend owns a mustang, 2002 i think. Once he locked his keys, i thought crap, there goes nothing. he took a stick, stuck it on the side of the driver's window, pulled the glass ( the cars that donot have the metal part on top of the door. All convertables have theese doors ). Anyway, he pulled tha glass, and stuck his hand with the stick. Reached in, hit the unlock button, and wallla, done...

Sue me...

Anyway, what do I regret? Coming to the states.

Yeah, I regret you coming to our country. You guys seem to be happy about you're past, you keep talking about it. I regret putting a dirt rock in my dads old buick. I was 7.

erind..

It's not just convertible's..

1st and 2nd gen neons you can do it..

Accords up to like 95-96 you can do it..

Same with ALL civic's..including Ep's

Pretty much ANY honda car up to like...2003 you can....Ridgeline is just like any truck..

ANY truck with flat doors (The door line is completely verticle) it's exactly the same to break into...


but then you get into the jiggler key market....

Which I also used to specialize in

I used to steal fire extinguishers from the local university, it was kind of a game and we used to just stash them under the bushes in a nearby creek. We stopped quickly when they became alarmed and the security came running after us!

Im colombian... my cousin is the senator of colombia.. i can get away with anything in colombia... *wipes off nose*

^haha huge industry that one!

driftster can you steal cars with computer chips in the keys?

^yes have them towed without the owners consent! thats stealing them.

I learned how to beat a car thief to death with a tire iron. Only did it once.

Oh yeah, I also used to be a jewel thief.
You wouldn't believe how funny the mental video I just got was. ROFLMAO

BTW, what's with al the car thiefs? That's crazy!

your on a sports car forum.. The one's who admit it are the ones you can trust.. It the ones who don't who you have to worry about.. .And I never stole a car I just drove it around the parking lot...

Yeah I was asking because my maro has one of those keys and the dealership couldn't steal it

I know man, It doesn't bother me, it's just something I'd never really consider.

BTW, What's with the avatar & "it's been a bad day"?

I got bored... Thats a fellow thirdgenners car.. But that looks similair to what I did to that Hyundai........... Ricer, meets brickwall, and deck and mailbox, guess who won?

Mailbox.......

Hyundai vs Mailman.............Mailman.

Not really.
I steal the blue tak from posters but thats it.
I don't get all the car thiefs.

I guess the thing I most regret is throwing a rock at some guy's head and splitting his head open.

Ha,ha, now I understand why Driftster knows about so many nice cars...I don't care what you did, for me you're still "awwight" !

Iroc, I told you you need a new start. It's tough but you'll feel better eventually !

I guess the thing I most regret is throwing a rock at some guy's head and splitting his head open.
Thanks Top Secret, your head splitting accident remined me of something.

I was playing golf and was ready to tee off, there was a huge flock of ducks right in front of the tee off so I tried to move em away. They didn't wanna budge but I still had a wierd feeling that something was going to happen.

Anyway, I teed off, I absolutely drilled it. Unfortunetly only about 20cm in the air. Now put 2 + 2 together and you've got one sick and Literally twisted duck. I nailed it right in the head, it was waddling in cirles dragging one leg and it's head while hurling out blood from it's mouth.

My dad put it out of it's misery though.
When animals get hurt there's always so much guilt.

So there we go, I spilled my guts aswell as some poor ducks.
This was early this year.

your on a sports car forum.. The one's who admit it are the ones you can trust.. It the ones who don't who you have to worry about.. .And I never stole a car I just drove it around the parking lot...

Yeah I was asking because my maro has one of those keys and the dealership couldn't steal it

yeah you can..
but it's a little tricky..
somec chipped cars you can..

Some you can't..
The one's you can't are the one's with the rediculous chip..That...if the key isn't in YOU hand and blah blah blah.;.

Like Merc's...and other high class retarded cars like that...


But in geral GM's and everything else that isn't high up on the ladder chipped or not can be snatched no prob...

just dent pull the ignition and connect the prongs with anything conductive...then turn it over..

Chips = not really chips in most cars

Chips = kill switches built into the key......

GODDAMN IT!!

I just found out the chick from highschool i was ***kin infatuated with was secretly in love w/ me....Well there goes shot #1 at marriage and commitment..

i have to say i'm a relatively good gal :D
i drink on the odd occasion (doesn't everybody)
but stealing cars..ut em.don't think so..

i regret pissing in the back seat of my car, i was like 7 lol jking, emm i regret smashing the back window of a jag, then having to tell ur parents u gota give £100 to replace it

yeah the chip I am refering to is old as hell, its a resistor, you select the wrong resistance and the car goes dead for 5 minutes on every try.. It disables the fuel injectors. I have had people try thats why I am asking

yeah...I can get those....just to let you know...: )....but..I'll need to bring a piece of paper with me..

it wouldn't be a spontanious job..it'd havta be a planned one..

go get your vin #

look it up at home...

go to radio shack..
and then steal your car


yeah I have the same thing in my Deville

no you can't do that anymore.. GM deleted all the chip codes.. So nobody can get new keys... Driftster to steal a gm car with out that key just get a blank key and file off the teeth, this works on the doors too.. (single sided key only) Believe it or not a cop taught me that

oh I don't mean go to a GM Dealership and get the keys..
.
I've tried that for MY car and had to get it rekeyed..

I'm talking about going to radio shack and getting a coresponding servo.

and jiggler keys = so easy to make

Yeah I used to use Jiggler keys to operate the machines at my job,, they dont work on master locks though... (work on safes, I was bet at my job that I couldn't open the safe) So I pulled out a master lock jig, unlocked the dial to the safe and with about 20 seconds the safe was open.

But can you duplicate this:::: They dont have the correct resistance listed anymore even for the VIN.. http://www.fastkeys.com/images/jpg/keys/ltlgm.jpg

Let's see...what do I regret?

Hmmm...I regret lying so much, being such a class clown, not working harder...Dating some people, not trying hard enough with others...

And though I regret buying my personal car, I wouldn't mind AT ALL, another Probe. Should've just saved a bit more. Oh well, I still love that sucker.

Whatcha drive ghalos, and dont get a probe get a 89' Miata and Make it fast,, put stickers all over it and add the superpowerful rainbow sticker worth up to 50hp

It's not just convertible's..

All cars that don't have the upper part on their door window...

you mean frameless doors

my car is like that

you mean frameless doors

my car is like that

I can steal it. Watch out. I am going to go all the way to Belgium to steal a golf. ( i think thats what you drive right? )

Another thing I regret was egging some whiteboy's Convertable Mustang GT.. And we were stupid. me and two other friends, were in soccer and we had our soccer jerseys on since it was like right after the game... never got caught.

Other things we did to cars? Sugar down the tank of a Jeep Liberty because the guy beat up my friends. I didnt put the sugar, but me and my friends did it as a group. Want more???

Cracked windshield of an old merc 240D that was for sale for like 800USD...

Other? too much to list...

I can steal it. Watch out. I am going to go all the way to Belgium to steal a golf. ( i think thats what you drive right? )


I don't drive a Golf
I drive a BMW 3-series coupé

Golfs don't have frameless doors, only the convertibles

the merc and the stang were real scumbaggy

I don't drive a Golf
I drive a BMW 3-series coupé

Golfs don't have frameless doors, only the convertibles

shut up. you drive a bmw????

i knew there was somthing special about u. other than your name being spelled with a ks instead of x.

shut up. you drive a bmw????

i knew there was somthing special about u. other than your name being spelled with a ks instead of x.

lol, I didn't know that driving a BMW makes you a special person
or having my name with ks instead of x

My name is written with ks because the letter x doesn't excist in the cyrillic alphabet

Really none of this means anything unless you can steal this:

http://www.negative-g.com/SFOG/SFOG2004/SFOG-2004-Batmobile.jpg

And if you could you're not a somebody or even an anybody unless you can escape from this:

http://www.fi-donc.nl/artwork/wb/CP1290%20Mythology-Batman.jpg

That's some bad ass shiznit goin on right there.

does that thing actually drive?

No, that's why it's such a b*stard to steal.

No it doesn't even have to be frameless....
Some windows are cut just to fit the space it occupies when closed..
not much more..

which is when you get a flat head(anything pointy...A ball point pen...anything litterally)...put it between the glas and the rubber. pry it out enough to get a finger or 2 in there...and pull..
boom it comes off it's track..instance access

True, but if you try to break it you'll break your hand.. My dad learned this taking a sledge hammer to my windows.. Camaro 1 SledgeHammer 0

What do I regret?

Cat.

Enough said.

True, but if you try to break it you'll break your hand.. My dad learned this taking a sledge hammer to my windows.. Camaro 1 SledgeHammer 0


WTF?!?!?!?

Why are camaro windows like crazy strong or something?

Because i've busted windshields and windows with my fists...

9 shots 10lbs sledge hammer.. He tried to punch threw the glass on my side and broke a knuckle..

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y228/1989Irockid/100_0099.jpg

If you see the thicker chips in the glass thats from the sharp end of a wedge(wood splitter)
They are supposed to be glazed so I guess bulletproof

Thanks for the tips Driftster, I may go try this out later tonight.

Hell, I might even post a vid.

That's f'in hilarious!...hahahaha


Dude I want those windows....

what the ones in the pic or the ones taber wants to steal?

Story behind that is that the car really old gas nad I was trying to run it out.. Playing Rob Zombie Really loud.. Its dangerous back in Pa at night so I locked up the car and went to sleep. Carbon Mono put me to sleep.. My dad beat the **** out of my locked up, running, loud ass car. All he did was hurt himself and dull his wood splitter

Is you dissin my skillz?

The windows he couldn't break with the sledge..

And Tabber..

if you're going to do it..

A: You don't know me..

and B: Start out with a 91-93 accord.

they are the easiest car in the world to do it on.

Thanks Driftster...I mean disembodied voice of wisdom.

I don't drive a Golf
I drive a BMW 3-series coupé

Golfs don't have frameless doors, only the convertibles
What kind of 3-series?

What kind of 3-series?

BMW E36 318IS

that probably sounds like a small engine to you
but here in Belgium it's almost impossible for a young person to pay the insurance for a bigger engine

It's even almost impossible to get a sportscar here when you are around my age,
Insurances here are out of control, especially for young people

Try 9K USD a year.. making 6.40 an hour

I beat you all. $240 a year.

Owned.

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well you can't Drive in the rain.. MUUWAHHHAA

$240 a year? I know bums who have higher rates of income.

$240 a year? I know bums who have higher rates of income.

No no no. Not income. Insurance. That's how much I pay for insurance.

And I can ride in rain. Wouldn't be much fun. However, I can't ride when it's too cold out, or when there is snow on the ground. But then again, I pay like, $8,200 less a year to ride. So yeah.

You should seriously get a bike man. I ain't kidding.

I over drive everything I have even driven, rode, or ride'n(if you know what I mean)... Bikes tend to fall apart on me.. Ill end up in a million pieces like that guy who crashed to haybusa at 200mph

Video please?

I beat you all. $240 a year.

Owned.


LoL. Thats like a joke. Seriously. I spend $240 a year on Chewing gum.

Anyway, I couldn't live with just a bike. I would think riding a bike every day would be a pain in the arse. yeah they are exciting, and I love them but only for the summer days, twice-max 4 times a week, on special occasions.

LoL. Thats like a joke. Seriously. I spend $240 a year on Chewing gum.


You must have really bad breath

You must have really bad breath

LMAO. No, I just can't stay without chewing gum, at all times. Now I am chewing EXTRA APPLE.