Ok GUYS AND GIRLS!!!!
I own a 1994 Acura Integra 2 door white GSR. The car was at local body shop in Clackamas called Auto body Technology on McLoughlin getting the bumper fixed. I was scheduled to pick it up today and this morning I got a call saying my car was stolen out of a fenced area at the shop. WOW. The car is completly stock. No mods whatsoever. IT HAS 114K ON IT

To the person or persons who has my car right now:
I AM AN FBI AGENT. I HAVE THE WHOLE ENTIRE PORTLAND AND VANCOUVER FBI TASK FORCE LOOKING FOR THIS CAR ALONG WITH ALL LOCAL POLICE AND COUNTY POLICE. IT WILL BE FOUND. WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF LOCATING AND CHECKING ALL THEFT RINGS IN AND AROUND THE CITY AND ALL PERSONS OF INTEREST. WHOEVER STOLE THE CAR LEFT EVIDENCE OF WHO YOU ARE AND THERE IS VIDEO TAPE OF THE CAR THAT WAS USED WITH A LICENSE PLATE. THE CAR WILL BE FOUND AND YOU WILL BE CAUGHT UNLESS THE CAR GETS RETURNED IN THE SAME CONDITION IT WAS FOUND.
I AM ASKING VERY NICELY TO RETURN MY CAR AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND I PROMISE YOU AND WILL GIVE THIS TO YOU IN WRITING THAT YOU WILL NOT BE CHARGED WITH ANYTHING. YOU WILL BE FREE TO GO IF MY CAR GETS RETURNED UNHARMED. THIS WAS AND IS MY BABY. I WILL PAY A REWARD UP TO AND EXCEEDING $5000 FOR THE RETURN OF MY CAR. I HAVE THE VIN # AND PLATE # IF NEEEDED. YOU CAN REMAIN ANONYMISE IF YOU'DE LIKE.
I JUST WANT MY CAR BACK, THATS ALL.
THANK YOU,
PORTLAND FBI TASK FORCE


http://portland.craigslist.org/car/53093317.html

wtf.. lol.. Left wondering if it'll work

That nice that an FBI agent use government resources to find his car :)
and i would hope an FBI agent would never spell this poorly ;D

That's a pretty good joke... lol :)

wuts ur car look like

either i havent seen that question wrie hotstreetracer
or you are completely confused

:smt046 I have 2 questions for Malin:

1) Did your car actually get stolen?
2) Are you acually an FBI agent?

The joke is the idea that anybody that would steal a '94 Acura would actually read this ad. They surely had already hocked their computer for crack and probably wouldn't buy a newspaper with an extra 50 cents.

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Any of you who have read or seen news about Atlanta GA USA in the last 2 days might wonder if the majority of law enforcement personnel hereabouts might be mentally capable of reading. I wonder.