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999
Oct 27, 2004, 6:56 PM
i noticed alot people on this site are greek so i have a joke for you. i dont mean to offend you .
just to humor you.


A virgin marries a man from Athens, and before the wedding her father gives her a warning. "Because your husband is Greek, he may ask you to turn the other way in bed," he cautions. "But remember, my dear---- you dont have to if you dont want to."

On their honeymoon, the couple are having sex for the first time when the husband asks his new wife to turn over.

"No," she refuses."I don't have to do this."
"Ok," he replies. "But you're the one who wants childern."


the end
puggles89
Oct 27, 2004, 9:54 PM
lol did you make that one up?
Ghalos
Oct 27, 2004, 10:09 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
999
Oct 28, 2004, 8:02 PM
no i didnt make it up my uncle told me it
Dimitris
Oct 28, 2004, 8:54 PM
tureys do that no Greek!
Maserati Man
Oct 29, 2004, 2:05 AM
hahahahha. wait thats kinda gross.

accually dimitris told me a story about this happening to him like 2 months back.
Dimitris
Oct 29, 2004, 8:26 AM
hahahahha. wait thats kinda gross.

accually dimitris told me a story about this happening to him like 2 months back.
sorry???????
SpeedMuse
Nov 03, 2004, 2:00 AM
hahahahha. wait thats kinda gross.

accually dimitris told me a story about this happening to him like 2 months back.
Mean but funny. :D :lol: :D
nutty boy
Nov 11, 2004, 4:54 PM
I'm 11, but i find that extremely funny.
Dramaqueen99
Nov 16, 2004, 6:22 PM
lol, great joke!!! my friends would love that!!!:D :smt081
nutty boy
Nov 17, 2004, 3:36 AM
Why did you write in light blue. I could only just see it.
Malin
Nov 17, 2004, 5:35 AM
Boring!!!!!!
Eating waffles and watching Tv :)
Ghalos
Nov 17, 2004, 12:01 PM
Watching TV, eating waffles, AND typing on the computer...

The dexterity involved in those three alone breaks three laws of physics...
Also...Waffles got nothing on my Rice Krispies...
Tharos
Nov 17, 2004, 1:13 PM
A friend of mine once told me a joke. It goes like this.

Anyone knows how an elephant comits suicide?

He shoves his trump up his @ss, farts, and blows the hell off it's brains.
nutty boy
Nov 18, 2004, 4:46 PM
ha ha ha ha. That's a great joke.
Kirstyn
Nov 18, 2004, 5:01 PM
Watching TV, eating waffles, AND typing on the computer...

The dexterity involved in those three alone breaks three laws of physics...
Also...Waffles got nothing on my Rice Krispies...


maybe she's watching tv on her computer? :eek: :cool:

oh, and rice krispies suck just fyi



...still dont get the joke....*ckg690 feels pretty stupid*
dark_hunter
Nov 18, 2004, 8:55 PM
I saw it coming :smt081
nutty boy
Nov 19, 2004, 5:47 PM
You don't get the joke. You can't not get the joke.