Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend- I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX- I am impotent

Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people

Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette- I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart- I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.

Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.

Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse- I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6- I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.

Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)

Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler

MGB- I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante- I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....

Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal

Saab 900 Turbo i have a small dick

Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more

Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife

Haha, there are some good ones :lol:
There is a little book here in the Netherlands about that, need to find that somehow somewhere :-k

Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
I love this one. it is the balls.

lol, there's some really funny ones in there

The Volkswagen ones towards the end are my favs.

AHAHAHAH...I'm not terribly surprised my Ford Probe's not on there...That's just too easy. :lol:

Funny how true some of these are. I haven't graduated yet, but I sure don't have credit and little to no money. :lol: (Honda Civic for those of you who can't put a few things together.)

I don't find this funny (not offensive either)

You forgot:

BMW M3: I wipe my ass with dollar bills
McLaren M1: I have a pin dick, so I composite with a fast car
VolksWagon Golf: Im am a Woman

BMW M3: I wipe my ass with dollar bills

Uh, I certainly know that I wouldn't want to touch your money DTD!

'Hold up! We don't have brown notes!' :lol:

Unlike most M3 owners I'm a really casual guy (Apart from my Floor being made from Mars Rock or my Liquid Platinum Filled Swimming Pool ect.), just talk to me over MSN and you'll see. I’m just making fun of other M3 owners, because, unlike other's we have it so good.

Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife

HAHAHA....

Apart from my Floor being made from Mars Rock or my Liquid Platinum Filled Swimming Pool ect.

I'm not trying to pick fights, but it sounds like BS

Mars Rock? how much Mars rock?
or is it real mars rock or is it just the name. how many floors of it?

Mars Rock? how much Mars rock?
or is it real mars rock or is it just the name. how many floors of it?

I'm pretty sure its not real mars rock because people haven't been to mars yet... :roll:
my guess is that its just some strange type of flooring that looks like mars rock

I'm sure he was just making a joke.

I'm sure he was just making a joke.
i bet youre right, but with prchris here and what not, i'm just so....anyways....

all of those are pretty funny except for the ones about the cars i like.

and i think the h2 should be the small dick one.

all of those are pretty funny except for the ones about the cars i like.

and i think the h2 should be the small dick one.

lol ya, youre small where it counts so you buy a big-ass suv