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SpeedMuse
Sep 07, 2004, 12:00 AM
I'm sure we've all seen the Simpsons, where Bart calls Moe's and says a fake name to get Moe. Well since I work as a lifeguard, we tend to get bored on our brakes and sometimes call the pool and so things similar to what Bart does. There are millions of fake names out there but I'm just gunna say the ones I know or have used. And let me tell you it is hilarious when you hear the control booth person page these names on the loud speaker... :lol:

Here are some...
Sharron Seamen
Ivanna Mandalove
Amanda Hugankiss
Wi ***emyoung
Harry Paratestes
I.C. Weiner

Feel free to add to the list I'm sure there are more...

Maserati Man
Sep 08, 2004, 12:02 PM
when i make a prank phone call i just go by mervin.

and you got I.C. weiner from futurama!

puggles89
Sep 08, 2004, 4:42 PM
I.C. weiner from futurama!

FRY: hay is their and I.C weiner here?? O great.... heres to another crappy new years.

he said something like that.

SpeedMuse
Sep 08, 2004, 5:41 PM
when i make a prank phone call i just go by mervin.

and you got I.C. weiner from futurama!
I sure did. What a great show...

intlcutlass
Sep 17, 2004, 5:38 PM
I always liked the Porno names.

Michael J Cox
Wesley Pipes
Girth Brooks

But my FAVORITE:

Phillip Oliver Hole

nutty boy
Sep 18, 2004, 5:37 PM
I. P. freely
Mr. R. Sole
Iva Biggen

puggles89
Sep 18, 2004, 11:33 PM
Iwana humpala
Alota verginia ( or soemthing like that I forget how to spell it )

guess where I got those ones?

dark_hunter
Sep 19, 2004, 4:15 AM
guess where I got those ones?Austin Powers

puggles89
Sep 19, 2004, 8:58 PM
guess where I got those ones?Austin Powers

yep how did you know. no I am kidden

Mondeo Cosworth
Sep 22, 2004, 10:59 AM
There used to be a bloke at my school, called Wanye Kerr. :wink:

SpeedMuse
Sep 22, 2004, 8:54 PM
Haha, all good ones guys. Glad to see this thread finally caught on a little.

sauron
Sep 24, 2004, 8:13 AM
What about Sheik Yabooty.

Mondeo Cosworth
Sep 27, 2004, 10:46 AM
LOL! I like that.

Dimitris
Sep 28, 2004, 7:18 AM
hahaha nice names...
i know some funny names but in Greek you won't understand the joke!!!

M Technik
Oct 15, 2004, 7:10 AM
Apparently some people call Nick Lachey (Jessica SImpson's husband) Nick Le Gay.

I always think Zoltan is hilarious though, and Marmaduke.

sauron
Oct 18, 2004, 9:41 AM
I usually write Eric Tion when i sign in to hotels in non-english speaking countrys.

In english speaking countrys i just write Jack Daniels...

RB_26DETT
Oct 19, 2004, 7:29 AM
my favourites are

Oliver Klozoff
Willie Maket
R. Sole

dannguy777
Aug 31, 2006, 1:49 PM
one year i got a fake ski pass at the ski resort here and my name was

Drew Peacock

skyline_luva19
Aug 31, 2006, 3:51 PM
anita gofradump

Robbie
Sep 01, 2006, 6:08 AM
one year i got a fake ski pass at the ski resort here and my name was

Drew Peacock

and you dumbass is gonna die!!!!!....dont bump old threads...

you peacock

Car=Blaine
Sep 03, 2006, 7:43 PM
My favorite is Sofa King We Todded....





























I'm Sofa King We Todded :cool:

Danguy, try not to bump old threads, it saves the mods from locking them..:rolleyes: