What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Ummmmmmmmm, a Bull

I dont know but here is a nother one.
what did the fish say when he hit a solid wall in the river???

Ummmmmmmmm, a Bull
An utter failure. :)

I dont know but here is a nother one.
what did the fish say when he hit a solid wall in the river???
No idea...

Ummmmmmmmm, a Bull
An utter failure. :)That is stupid

Haha. I hope you didn't have your hopes up or anything... Can you top my stupid joke? I'm sure you can DH. :lol:

Why did the baby cross the road?

To meet some friends on the other side? I dunno....

To meet some friends on the other side? I dunno....Nope.
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
My friend made it up (not to sure he's my friend :-k )

That is pretty stupid, but it did make me chuckle a little... stupid jokes always do.

none of them made me laugh... :?

none of them made me laugh... :?

the jokes are not ment to make you laugh they are just stupid jokes like the bird and the chicken food one I did on the other post that joke was sooooo lame and stupid. so you see that is the point.
anyway the answer to my joke was DAMN! to dumb it down he said damn becuase he hit a dam as he was going up river. to make sure no one is still confused.

Concrete wall in a river = dam :roll:

What's the answer to the cow one.

Here's one i herd from a guy from Turkey (no not the bird...)
I'm not sure he really undestood it though :?

There's a serb, a turk, a pakistani and a kosovo albanian sitting in a car,
who's driving?

Here's one i herd from a guy from Turkey (no not the bird...)
I'm not sure he really undestood it though :?

There's a serb, a turk, a pakistani and a kosovo albanian sitting in a car,
who's driving?
hmmmm :?: :?: don't know!

The police.

As i said, i'm not sure he understood it.

The police.

As i said, i'm not sure he understood it.
thats good!!!! :lol:

huh? do they even have policezz?

sauron i like your signature.

huh? do they even have policezz?
What do you mean?? Every country has police!!