This one is short but it's pretty good.

Person 1: "I was out golfing the other day and I hit two beautiful balls."
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: " Yeah, I stepped on a rake."

I don't find it funny

good one Matt. did you make that on up?


i have to share this crappy @$$ joke that I made up. it is behond crappy but here it goes. once again before you read this. this joke is so corny. or it is so funny that it isnt funny but.

one time feed my bird chicken. then I realized that I was feeding him bird food. hehehahehahahahehe. see what I mean?

:smt071

There, dual handguns, one clip for each of ya'...sheesh... :roll:

the second ones *****, and the first is about 3/10 :smt011

i found the first one very funny but man painful to think about OWIE!! second one had to read three times to really under stand it then got it ....ya it is crap man

geez puggles i thought you could do better than that... :?

All were bad

true but puggles is normally very funny imo

I know my joke was stupid. that is why I said it. :P me and my friends were in a goofy mood. so we all sarting to make lame jokes, that made us laugh. and the joke I said, was one of the lamme jokes I cracked at the time.

one lamme joke my friend said was this:
you know why santas sack is so big?
"why"?
because he only cums once a year. :?:

I dont think the euro people will get the santa joke. only because of the term used.
once again I just want to say that I know these jokes are gay, stupid, pointless, and what ever you want to call it me and my friends wer just messing around because we were bored.

Nononon...that santa joke, PRICELESS!!! hahahhahahahah...rofl

Mature joke :P

Mature joke :P
amen to that.
the more I think about it. the more I have to give my friend props. but that joke cant top my lame joke. so I still won the lame joke contest. :P

To come to Matt's defense that joke is from the SNL's Best of Will Ferrel DVD. I watched it with him and it was damn funny. It was in the audition and Ferrel is doing his Harry Carey impression. Lame joke but its funny when you watch the DVD.

Well, that's because Will Ferrel is a funny s.o.b! I'm still a fan of the ooolllld SNL episodes with Bill Murray and them.

Will Ferrel does Harry Carey great, but cleary it's funnier when you're watching him do it than when reading some one else doing his joke.

That's a funny one with the Santa joke! :P

I never knew Will Ferrel made a comedy DVD? I might go check it out some time.

HAHA, nice one puggles...see there there the sort were after :D

This one is short but it's pretty good.

Person 1: "I was out golfing the other day and I hit two beautiful balls."
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: " Yeah, I stepped on a rake."
What is a "rake"?

http://www.umanitoba.ca/publications/mosaic/images/rake.jpg

while we are on stupid jokes I have to share what my dog did. okie this might be a bit hard to tell but here we go.
you guys know when high powered rear wheel drive cars kind of squat and the tires bend and wrinkle when the take off ?
well today when I was playing with my dog I was ticking her off to run. so when she ran she squated and lifted her paws up and darted off. this reminded me of a rear wheel drive car squating popping a wheelie on a drag strip. it is hard to explain but if you get what I mean then it is funny. I know that this is a bit off topic but it had something to do with cars.

:lol: pretty funny.
The others were rubbish

:lol: pretty funny.
The others were rubbish
which were rubish? puggles wonders if all of his jokes are the rubish ones. dont blame you then haha those jokes I said were lame, pointless, rubish and I know they were stupid for sure.

The last one was good the others were kinda rubbish.

sure took you a while to respond

ummm. i dont find it funny

santa joke was very funny but also mature
i read again and laughed

i got the santa joke right away but i didnt think it was that funny.

i thought that the golfing joke was funny because it was so stupid. stupid-funny i guess. but puggles89's joke was just stupid. (not trying to be raggin on you but it was dumb)

hahaha :D :lol:

I only just got the santa joke today, but maybe that's because i'm 11.

http://www.56k.dk/ondmis.dk/fpics/bemorefunny.jpg

Although the santa one was pretty funny :lol:

sauron was that picture directed toward me? man you guys dont seem to understand that bird joke was one of those flat out crap jokes that I said for no reason. I am much funnier in real life at least 1-4 times in one day I make all my friends laugh so hard that they cry. if that ain't funny then I dont know what is. it is more of the way I talk and the voice I use when I am telling jokes that does it.

sauron was that picture directed toward me? man you guys dont seem to understand that bird joke was one of those flat out crap jokes that I said for no reason. I am much funnier in real life at least 1-4 times in one day I make all my friends laugh so hard that they cry. if that ain't funny then I dont know what is. it is more of the way I talk and the voice I use when I am telling jokes that does it.

Not really. More towards all of you, and mostly because i love that image :wink:

More towards all of you,

http://img3.exs.cx/img3/9603/*****_please.gif

:lol:

so you are telling me that we are not funny people?

Hey Sauron...BRING IT SUCKA'!!! PIC BATTLE!!! :P
http://img47.exs.cx/img47/5016/emptyroom.jpg

Hey Sauron...BRING IT SUCKA'!!! PIC BATTLE!!! :P


Ha ha!!!

Two can play this game!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :P

http://www.56k.dk/ondmis.dk/fpics/JesusLovesYou.gif

Oh man, he whipped out the Buddy Christ. :lol: Doga is such an amazing movie...

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7011/thanksforinfo.gif

Time for a random picture on my behalf.
http://www.n-sane.net/forums/uploads/post-34-1079040872.gif

that holy combat is awesome.

is it about Christ Vs devil? :lol:

we're going off topic bttt