Aw, hell no.

Why is it Monday tomorrow?

Because it is Sunday today.

What's your favourite colour?

White.

What's yours?

black


Hipo or Rhino

Rhino, it's the tougher animal.

Standard or Metric?

Standard. I like it.

Is there no return from '86?

Yeah, GTA Vice City!

Is it possible to fart and sneeze at the same time?

Yes, but you have to sacrifice your nuts, and all of your insides because they come out of your nose.

Ouch. Isn't it?

Yeah!

What would happen if there was no dust?

There would be no humans, because dust is dead skin cells. And the air and the atmosphere would be cleaannnn:D:D

Imagine that, wouldn't it be great?

No. Sunsets would be less beautiful, so it doesn't matter if the air is cleaner!

WWCND?

World Witness Centre New Delhi ?
Lolz...

What is the meaning of moron ?

retarted person...

what is ur fav car??

I've got tonnes of them .
There is no particular in order .
CCX
Carrera GT
997 Turbo and GT3
Murcielago
McLaren F1
Gallardo
Zonda F
Mustang
8C Competizione
and lotz more..

Which car do you hate to most ?

BMW's.

What is the ugliest Le Mans car in your opinion?

The Panoz, just doesn't fit with the rest of them.

Why do people keep causing school shootings?

The wildest school shooting I've ever been involed in is the first five minutes of the annual... water fight (English?)

Someone's breaking into your home. What do you do? Call 911? It takes the police an average of 35 minutes to respond to a 911 call. In that time, a burglar could have his way with your wife, smoke a cigarette, flip her over and go in for seconds.

call police then decide what to do if the robber has a weapeon or not.


Better name for soccer?
Fussball or soccer.

Foosebawl!

Do you find your sister's friends attractive, but know they look at you as just another hopeless victim of car enthusiasm?

No, they no nothing about me and I don't find people who are in year 6/7 attractive. ewww


Do you?

Nah...

Have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?

Hell yeah! In the beginning of the fall season here in California, it sometimes rains when it's all nice and sunny outside.

What's your question?

My question is..
Where is parko ?

In the earth!

Where am i?

Somewhre in Hong Kong.
What am I supposed to do ?
Online or study ?

online, dont be a nerd..

do you want me to do the test for you??

No thanks...
Do you think I've read ?

Yeah.

Why do men have nipples?

So make ourselves balance ? Lolz...
Actually...I didn't read much.
Do you think I'm a smart guy ? I mean do you think I could study well or score well for this exam ?

no need to study....just do it

do you think that he will pass this exam?

I don't think I will pass this exam...and I will go down to the other class...:(

Do you think I will pass this test ?

yes you can do it!

what are you going to do after you passed the exam? (prediction)

Time to play...
My classmates all planned to have fun during the last day of the exam . We will shout like mad . I hope so . Because during the previous semester...the last day...we all shouted like that...
Don't you think its fun ?

Hell yeah! There's nothing like getting on the teachers nevers just as they think you own you!

Did I leave a bad taste in your mouth?

No...I'm still afraid of the exam tomorrow because I haven't read.
Why do I still feel the same ?

You've been hit by fear. But you feel alive. That's what you feel, and that's the point.

Why is it that we're only willing to act when high scores are at stake?

Because we wanted to show that we are better !
Is it ?
Tom K , do you think I will pass this exam ?

I'm the wrong person to answer that question - I've never passed an exam!

Do you whack off in your minivan while listening to teen pop?

no

tomayto or tomato??

(as in american or english)

Tomayto.

Do you worry that nobody likes you?

not really

bike (pedal) or skateboard???

Bike!

You don't mark your territory, do you?

no if wat u mean by marking is weeing on it
my dog does though

Play any instruments and if so which ones??

Drums and Guitar...I would prefer both.
Do you worry that nobody likes you?
Not really...I feel that sometimes be alone is better . If I don't really have friends in the school...I still have you guys...

No kvestion asked, no answer given.

Who do you have to fu*k to get a free drink in this place!?

rollin
or ghalos


Your father is a guinie (cant spell) pig and your mother smells of ??????

No one..
What do you mean by **** ?
f word or s word ?

i assumed he meant f word but not sure
how does the s word make sense in that sentence anyway

There is no sense if he put the S word.

Why are we rushing to answer questions ?

To keep this game alive!

(Damn you guys were fast. I editted the "****" to fu*k not five seconds after I submitted the message!)

Favourite member on SCF?

You.

Should I get the wheel covers on my car painted again after the paint comes off?

^No, unless you paint the car a rally-like blue....

Expired milk or fly covered spam?.....

Both leave a bad taste in my mouth either way ...

Now for a question that has plagued historians since we actually started keeping track of time ...

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Nah, he could just ask God to cool it down for him......

wtf, 32 valves ona 4 banger?! Is this fkkin weird?!:

http://www.conceptcarz.com/vehicle/z5833/Subaru_Vivio/default.aspx

Whoa...this car is so weird just like you...lolz...joking..
Who is on your blacklist in SCF ?

carlover!! never liked him.. lol.. joking

chicken or meat??

meat.....i dont need to kill that chicken to get the meat...

PSP or NDS?

PSP. let's you do some nifty stuff after screwing with the firmware. No touchscreen though but that makes the firmware job all the easier.

naturally aspirated or turbo, which one sounds meaner?

Naturally Aspirated...
In My opinion , turbo is just a boost for power . Sometimes with turbo doesn't means its the best.

Why no one reply to one of my thread yet ?

because i cant see the thread and i think we all dont! lol cant find it..really

Whats the name of the thread?

EVO 8 FQ400 .
Its a Top Gear video...I guess most of you all have watch the video before..but I would like the recall it . ;)
Its a nice video enjoy...

Why do you like Top Gear ?

me me me! i saw it, S-Tune replied..

Top gear or Fifth Gear?

Seventh gear.

Do you want a blow job?

What is a blow job ?
A girl to masturbate for you isit ?

A yellow robot that goes by a girl name, who has the dirty job of removing/destroying the bombs that humans don't have the balls to do.

Bugatti Veyron vs 4.08531499 million U.S. dollars?

4.08531499 million u.s. dollars, then i'll buy myself something less of a bugatti... maybe a skyline, and mod it like hell... heh heh...

whos ur fav singer?

4.08531499 million U.S. dollars because I could use the money to do a lot of stuffs . I could get a car , a normal car . Its not because that I don't like the Veyron .

Who would sell a Veyron for 1 million U.S. Dollars ?

I would....

Initial D or Wangan Midnight?.....

(Look them up on wikipedia if you don't know)

Initial D the movie.

Whos your favs singer ?

David Gilmour.

300 SL or 300 SLR?

300SLR please.

favorite finger?

index

Whale tail or duck tail?

neither, I wouldn't eat them.....

SLR Mclaren or BMW M1?.....

SLR McLaren. He was one of the best members on SCF!

Porsche 917K, Toyota TS020, Bentley Speed 8, Audi R8, Sauber C9, Mazda 787B or Jaguar XJR-8?

787B

400Hp N/A V8 or 500HP turbocharged I4?

400bhp. Lag heaven with the FI.

Isn't my history assessment going to kick ass?

What kind of question is that? Yes, obviously!

Do you want to be happy?

Yep, because I don't have to worry about being emo.

Which would you rather have on a plane? Snake or snake? Think carefully.....

Snake!

Do you wanna sleep with me?

no i just woke up...

can i kill time by burning my clock?

No, just try to mark all the spam on the Youtube video comments.....

Honda F20C or Toyota 2ZZ-GE?.....

Honda F20C.

Do you crack your knuckles a lot?

I used to, but not anymore, because I hear that it's bad.....

Fried rice or chow mein?.....

Niether.

East Coast or West coast? (referring to which one you would rather live on)

West coast

Microsoft or Apple?

Microsoft.

Thanksgiving or 4th of July?

4th o july
aples or oranges

4th of July involves things being blown up, no contest.

Ah, owned.

Oh well, apples.

Liquor or beer?

BEER...

PURE BLONDE...LOVE IT!!

Rod Millen(Pikes Peak LEGEND) or Rod Mullen(the greatest skater to ever grace this earth)?
Skating ain't my thing anymore but damn he is just AMAZING to watch.

Rod Mullen, cos im gonna be the next pikes peak legend... hehehe...

is pscomp still on?

dont think so...

R34 or R33?

R33...looks better....

NSX or EVO 8 FQ400 ?

NSX, its better named and its more original....

do you hate protesters?

It depends whether on the situation...
What does everything needs to depends on the situation ?

no idea at all...

are we turning SCF(sportscarforums) into SGF(sexy girls forum)? these avatar...lol

No. I'm content with a sexy cat.

Why isn't it Friday now?

Time just not pass by, just wait....

Why isnt it Saturday tomorrow? why Friday?

Because it is already set !
Why must I read for my exams ?

So you can get a doctor grade in car nut-ism

Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto London 1969, Grand Theft Auto London 1961, Grand Theft Auto 2, Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto Vice City, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto Advance, Grand Theft Auto Liberty City Stories or Grand Theft Auto Vice City Stories?