I used to live in Brisbane about 14 years ago. Unfortunately I have never been to the Gold Coast but from all of the pictures I have seen the girls there should just walk around naked. They are dead set gorgeous.

Ravenous-Yes and one of those annoying tamagotchis. Many moons ago though.

Is Bathurst the spiritual home of Aussie Motorsport is the Adelaide Street Cicuit (Formula 1 1980-1996, Lemans, V8 Supercars)?

Edit: Bathurst, for sure. Iconic Australian motoring.
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Once, for a day or three, then sold it to my friend.

Ravenous - It's only a bad thing when dirty wannabe milfs think they have got 'it' and hang their leathery handbags from high rise hotels. Otherwise, just three days of tit glory. lol


Pooed on a train?

Nah, I have dignity.

Why, have you?

Not me, I cant stand public toilets.

Are Aussie public toilets bad or what?

Edit: Heck yes!

Jeez, talk about a sesspool, avoid at all costs.
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Yeah, in very nice toilet mind you.

Can't go 20 hours through Norway without a bog.

(Sweet, my Melissa Theuriau vid already downloaded)

E10 fuel gained nearly 30kW at the rear wheels ona 98 cotane vs. E10 test with a GTS-T Skyline.

After tuning of course, they had to run the engine very lean with the E10.

E10, will you ever try it?

Maybe once it has been tested and proven a bit more.

Ever seen a shark attack?

On TV. Saw this one last night where a seven metrish great white flew a couple of metres out of the air, in slow mo, and body slammed this poor little seal. It was awesome.

Anything odd in your glovebox?

KFC refresher towels, I have stacks of them - great for cleaning stink knuckle.

Anything weird driving CD's?

One of those "Songs For My Ute..." to go with the One Tonner S

Real?


http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7506/capetownwaters25fn0bf.jpg

Possibly, But I thought the shark would have been lighter in color on top like all of the ones I have seen. They are quite light.

What would you be more scared of being in the water with - 8 metre long crocodile or 6 metre long Great white?

Some great whites are really dark, I think it's real. No reason to believe it's been photoshopped.

More scared of the croc - if I'm going to die, I'd rather it was quick and painless.



Which would you rather be stuck in a phonebox with - a starved, rabid koala or molly meldrum?

Edit: Rabid Koala for sure, if I saw Molly, I'd peg a piece of bark at him then turn my back.

Croc for sure. People have fended whites.

Did you read about the 6 metre salty that stalked a family in their houseboat up north near Darwin? And expert who photographed it estimated it to be 65cm high and 1.3 metres wide. Monster.

Ravenous, the only thing that keeps me from completely believing it (and I really do, crazy shot) is where was the photographer? Was it set up for the shot or did someone in a helicopter happen to fly above (no marks on water though)?

You'd think they'd hear something like that coming as it crashed through the brick wall.

Parko - No I never heard about that, I do know of a Japanese tourist who was killed by a 6 metre long salty of a around the size for swimming in the coast of Darwin. Funny thing is there are warning signs everywhere.

Ravenous - The Koala, it is far less likely to touch me and if it did I would stomp the little sh*t out.

Do we have the largest most dangerous animals or what?

We have the most poisonous snakes, spiders and our waters are just as dangerous.

Apparently we have one of the nastiest ants too. Up in Cairns.

('Buggin' With Ruud' on Animal planet, watched it only hours ago. lol)


Steve Irwin, one of Australia's biggest douchebags? (there a lot of things americans don't know about him, he's seriously a dick)

And Ravenous, it didn't just charge Gung Ho, just everywhere they went it was no more than 20 metres away and they would watch it follow them behind the boat as they kept moving. Luckily the 3 kids (all under 10) didn't go off the boat for anything.

Yes he is a dick. He is an eccentric fool and I have never met an Australian like him. I hate that whole Steve Irwin/Paul Hogan Croc Hunter type stereotype.

The oldest living animal Steve Irwins 176 year old galapagose tortoise died recently did it not?

It did. It used to belong to Charles Darwin, and even he said it was probably at least 100 when he found it. Crazy sh*t.

Live long or die young?

I've seen it in person. It ate lettuce. Highlight of my f*cking life.


Die Young. My mate actually plans on comitting suicide when he turns 40 by one whole week of drugs, alcohol and just about every other thing you shouldn't inhale, snort, drink or do. I'll believe him when he does it.


Ferrari Cafe in Perth, seen it?

Nah. After the World Cup, I think me going near it would result in a firebombing. Can't do me for hate crimes :D

If you had enough people willing to help, would you break into the BB house and give them all a turkeyslap?

Fly over here now with tazers and we'll get it sorted.


Krystal is one helluva f*cked up mofo (< could be true :-K ) if you think about it.

She's 19, has breats implants and spends half her day applying make up. *Cough*self.confidence.issues*cough*


Would ya still tap her?

Yes, it would be the funniest thing ever to turkeyslap everyone.

Parko-Without even thinking about it.

Is Big Brother as bad as Australian Idol?

She's 19, has breats implants and spends half her day applying make up. *Cough*self.confidence.issues*cough*


Would ya still tap her?

I tap my girlfriend so saying no would be hypocrisy. She's not into the clown facepainting thing but she's dead set on a new pair of blouse bunnies. I think she was angry when she told me, coz I gave her two thumbs up.


BB and Idol are two points of australian society that shouldn't exist, but I will admit I've been thinking of auditioning for BB next year. Yes, I'm that bored.

Am I bad person for thinking that?

In ways.

Isn't it sad the only Australian Idol to at least have a teensy weensy bit of success is/was Shannon Noel (or whatever)?

Gay Sebastian, dead.
2nd place somebody, dead.
Fat teenager with dad issues, dead.
Short Italian metro dude, dead.
Chick that should of one but didn't because her thighs were too fat but ended up making once crappy song and video 1 year later, dead.


For the record, heck yes to Krystal! Claire's got the best natural rack too.

You should audition man, I am 18 in 6 weeks and everyone keeps telling me to audition. Just for the experience its a pointless show otherwise.

Parko - I agree, its the same with that show 'popstars'
The band Scandalus died in under a week.
Bardot was only popular for a few weeks because of Sophie Monk.

Is Gretel Kileen Mutton dressed as a lamb?

Isn't it sad that any Idol contestant from anywhere gets success? Kelly Clarkson gives me hives. Shannon Noel makes me ashamed of my nation.

Wanna, I'll meet you on the inside, we can tear the joint apart and get kicked out for teabagging everyone.

Gretel = wolf in sheeps clothing. I swear she porks all the female contestents before they go in.

How long until the western world finally realises reality TV is crap?

As long as we keep recieving be-headings, never.
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Gretel, she is a desperate housewife. Turkeyslap her while you're at it.


At least if you don't f*ck up royal in the house you're pretty much guaranteed a gig on Totally Wild. LMAO

I can't believe Wesley and fat b*tch did that.


No question, bed. Dreaming of Melissa Theurian presenting a special news bulletin to me in my bed.

I hate Shannon Noll's voice, I hate Guy Sebastion and that 4 foot queer kid needs a good punch as well.

All reality TV shows are crap except for Japanese ones because they have some really funny shows worth watching.

What happened to the other Aussies Top Secret, 12 inch, Dpala1 etc?

12 Inch hates life, Top Secret's a nerd and Dpala1... don't know.

Did you know Channel V are actually airing one of those crazy Japanese shows now? I watched an episode the other night and they have lame, cruddy American voice-overs for everbody.

It's pretty funny when the crazy Japs keep axeing themselves though.

I didnt know that I will look out for it. Japanese reality shows are great.

If you had the choice of visiting any asian country which would it be?

Japan.

I'd hit up Fuji, Chiba (RE-AMEMIYA!) try to find Nikko circuit, Ebisu... just an all-round car adventure.

Fuji Jamboree 2005, awesome picture huh? Mount Fuji is very impressive.


http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3599/p10100902lc2is.jpg

Mount fuji is very impressive, and I would love to go drifting around the windy roads at the base of the mountain like I see heaps of videos doing.

Should drifting be left to the Japs?

Yes, American D1GP has ruined the whole 'feel'. Not to mention brought upon another F&F abomination.

The tight and twisty touge passes and equally tricky circuit tracks of Japan are where it should of stayed.

Not some Wall Mart parking lot where Viper SRT-10's powersilde with 20 metre wide course set out.

I'd like to see the Americans drift their wide, fat things in the cold night up some of the thousands of Japanese togue runs, where it all originated.


Australian D1GP a disgrace? They're all just drift-pig s13's will horrid kits slapped on.

No way. Tiff's powerslides are the best.


Scrubs is on. Anyone else feel the latest season has taken a turn for the shite?

All of the Australian drift comps are nothing short of poor, s13's with S15 fronts and 180's with RB conversions dominate the field. To be honest I like the way the Hankook Monaro and the drift utes go about there stuff, while it isnt as pretty or technically correct it is still very entertaining.

Ravenous - I have not enjoyed scrubs for ages, I would rather play my internet games.

Is the Capa drift ute awesome or what?

Insanely awesome. I love it and the Hancook Monaro looks just as good.

Ravenous, I've only seen one of the recent episodes and it sucked harder than American Dad, so lame.

When I first watched it religiously around 9pm on channel 7 in what seems an age ago, it was the best thing ever! So yes, a turn for shite indeed.


On a scale of 1-10, how hilarious is the dialogue between what's his name? and the janitor?

Yes, but not as a single word. I never realised we could say dick either.

Are censored forums better than uncensored ones?

no. censorship is asking for revolution.

why isnt the internet fair?

Because it made me delete my question because I realised we can't by itself.

I'll try this one again. I'd give it 12. Piss your pants funny.

On a scale of 1-10, how hilarious is the dialogue between what's his name? and the janitor?

Ravenous - Because it is not a person, it is merely an awesome application where females exploit themselves for my own free pleasure.

Parko - 7/10 in the first few episodes for it deteriorated.

How annoying is Lleyton Hewitt?

Almost as annoying as Steve Irwin.

Ravenous' family's audition after party, no?


http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4368/dawn2gt2ml.jpg

The janitor's brilliant. Seems to be the only one who wasn't screwed up between this and last season.

Parko, I'm bottom right, by the way. I shaved that day.

TV - gift from above or curse from below?

Gift from above for sure.


Should I buy the first season of Scrubs next time I'm an a JB?

Just download them, it would be cheaper.

Is downloading great or what?

I like to buy, downloading them feels unsorted and quality isn't really guaranteed.

Isn't it ironic how some dvd players cost less than it is to purchase a dvd?

DVD? To hell with that, cable modem is all you need.

Am I the only one who feels violated by the drink driving ad using simple plan music?

No, I have a serious dislike for simple plan. Thankfully I am yet to see that advert.

How crap is the mitsubishi 380 going?

As crap as it always has been to the power of four.

Every know and then, our school invites some tech/learning wizard peoples to present some wierd slide thing too us. The latest one was about drugs and alcohol, and yes, I saw the drink driving ad with simple plan music.

God damn. I can't stand the singer's voice, i can't stand any of it! His voice is like that weiner from Blink 182, only Canadian. *shudders*


Do you despise Dr. Cindy Pan as much as I do?

Heh. No. She's cool in my books.

Zidane - hero or heretic?

heretic. He plays soccer. Real heroes play ice hockey but for lack of ice rugby is fine as well.

pinguins or flying squirrels (trying to get an opinion on whether mammals should fly or birds should swim, not even going into the topic of fish that fly right now)

mammals wll fight birds if they fly and if birds swim they'll get eaten anyways so i say let the birds have the air , the mammals have the land.

family guy or simpsons?

Family Guy, Im bored of the Simpsons.


No but I have put my tongue. Dont try it.

Ever inhaled sherbert up your nose?

Yeah, its not as bad as chilli powder labeld 'HOT'. I tried that on my last school camp in Australia. (wasn't to bad, the camp I mean, the chilli stung like hell for hours.)
Is there anyting in Stutgart apart from Porsche and Merc worth seeing?

Are there beerhalls? Actually, that doesn't count. Beerhalls aren't places to be seen, they're there to get blind in.

What came first - the chicken or the colonel?

The colonel, actually out of the big three fast food chains operating I quite like KFC.

Apart from breakfasts is KFC better than Mcdonalds?

Yeah. I like KFC's breast fillet chicken, I usually get twisters. I hate KFC 'other' chicken though, the crap in the bucket.
KFC chips are good too, but I like McDonalds and Hungry Jacks fries better sometimes.

Can honestly say I have eaten McDonalds burgers than the fingers on my right hand. I eat McNuggets though.


Whaddaya get from KFC?

I love Zingers, especially when they had the supercharged sauce. I occasionally get the chicken pieces but usually zingers. I have had a couple of toasted twisters as well, they are nice but a little overpriced.

While subway is nice it is overpriced, Agree?

I've eaten Subway less than 5 times, but yeah, it's pretty exy for a piece of bread and Jarrod's 'cause'.

Hungry Jacks refills, their best feature?

The fact that the coke is always flat. When I go in to the city there is a KFC next to Hungry Jacks so we go in to KFC and ask for a cup, then we walk in to Hungry Jacks fill the cup and leave. Somewhat sad but effective.

Mcdonalds breakfast (Bacon & Egg Mcmuffin) good or bad?

Pretty good, but the thick bread/bun whatever it be is really filling and makes you feel pretty bloated afterwards. Weird stuff.

When I'm at Queen st. mall we just buy Hungry Jacks, then hold on to the cups for the rest of day, we probably pass it about another 8 times (it's right in the middle).

lol, it is pretty sad, but hey, exploit them :D


Dominoes or wood fired pizza?

I like dominoes for cheap food at night when I dont want to drive to far (Dominoes just down the road from me), but you cant beat wood fired pizzeria's. There is a restaurant a few minutes away from my house called 'Parisis' and they sell wood oven pizzas. Its good because the owner was rated as the world's best pizza maker in a pizza making competition last year.

I also work in a pizza bar, up until someone drove through the front window.

Gnocchi - Potato or Pasta?

Pasta

I used to know exactly what it was, but the chances "Gnocchi" is something Irish are slim to none. Italian of course.


Peach, Pear or Plum?

I hate plums, I dont really like peaches but they can be nice when they are in a chilled fruit salad. I love canned pears for some reason, I used to have canned pears with ice cream as a kid. Sounds disgusting but from memory it is quite nice.

My neighbours dog wont shut up - Should I bait it?

Yeah, see if you can hit it in the face.


What is the engine in my avatar?

I wouldnt have a clue to be honest. I am guessing you know the owner of the car though.

What is the engine in your avatar?

It's actually a Top Secret R32 GT-R w/ VQ35DE engine conversion, ITB's and all that jazz. Dunno if it's still AWD though.

It's a hardcore N/A tune, and I bet it's loud.


Would you laugh everyday at a kid who's had his apendix removed? I do. lol

It's lame, but that's why it's funny, because he gets so cut over it. Dumb kid.

Maybe, There is a chick in my hospitality class that had an operation on her throat and for the first few weeks after the operation she sounded like Darth Vader. I am friends with her so I went easy though.

Is Yoda the coolest fictitous character?

Hell yeah, one of the best.

At least until Captain 3D-everything-movie made him digital.



Hardcore Startrek nerd fans = scum of the earth?

I really dislike star trek, It annoys the hell out of me. The fanboys that follow stuff is part of the reason I dont like it.

Is the show American Dad lame?

Yeah, it falls well short of Family Guy.

Simpsons, their reign well and truly dead now?

I dont find the simpsons funny anymore, there regin is over and they can thank family guy for that. The jokes in the simpsons are old and over used.

Would you trust Peter Costello as our next PM?

Would you trust a politician, at all?

I dont think I would, but having said that our current PM has done an okay job.

Is he a baked bean head though?

Johnny? Johnny's great, he's done good for our country, despite what people might think. I'm not too keen on the AWA's he's bringing in, but the things he's done for our economy and international standing are beyond anything any of the other options could have come up with.

Beazely, in my eyes, is a vote grubber. He'll say anything he thinks the public wants him to hear. In fact, the only positive thing I can say about him is that he's against the IR laws, but I'm still not sure I'd trust him to abolish them.

Costello? He deserves nothing after this "he promised to leave" BS. All I can say is I hope Johnny stays for the rest of the term, and that bloody little turd Tony Abbot doesn't take Costello's place as the heir to the party.

In fact, the only two poeple I could trust other than John Howard would be either Alan Carpenter or Julia Gillard. Carpenter's our new Premier, and he's probably the only decent, no BS, straight to the point politician ever, and Gillard seems to be the only hgh rolling member of the labour party who isn't controlled by the unions - like Beazley and Rudd, and unlike Crean, isn't a *****.

Feeling lucky you don't have to do tax returns?

Quiznos is better :)

When was the last time you pooped? :lol: :lol:

now that I think about....not since yesterday...I need more fiber.

Who is your daddy and what does he do? (name the movie)

http://www.avantfolk.com/disclosure/photos/arnoldcop.jpg

Couldn't find the exact frame, but it's the thought that counts :D


Should we allied nations all just get together and b*tchslap Israel? I mean, yay for them, they're defending themselves, but now it's going way too far.

Even if israel gets bitchslapped they will still continue, Its also to the advantage to the United States because hezbollah is aligned with the wrong people. things are f-cked up right now :(

why can't we all just live in peace

^Because if we did nothing would get done, really everything is motivated by conflict.

Vanila ice cream with chocolate sauce or just chocolate inc cream?

Vanila Ice Cream with Chocolate...

Yogurt or Ice Cream ?

Body Chocolate.


If I went to an 18th last night, there were 100 people, a 70/30 ratio, mostly girls, and most of the people were drunk or stoned, then who the hell gave me the massive hickey on my neck?

There's a 30% chance it was a guy.


Who do you respect, least, Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson?

Paris Hilton the least. I give Ashlee points for trying. Paris just makes an institution out of being a slut.

My work has been booked out tonight by an elderly couple's 50th wedding anniversary. Anyone think of ways for me to entertain myself amongst the uninspiring, mildew infested old folks?

Jeez... watch a porno.


Rotary engine is just another name for war, no?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-KmMid0Tns&mode=related&search=Mazda%20RX7

Hehe, just like back home in Beirut.


There's just one problem with that car. But now it's fixed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8XcE7-Ixq8&mode=related&search=Mazda%20RX7

Much better, eh?

I saw that one a few hours ago, and i must say i was laughing my ass off at those rednecks. lmao

"Hey, let's go f*ck up an RX-7 Bob", "Yeah, good idea, hopefully come end of the swap it'll be rendered useless for anything other than straight tline showoffs just like alll our cars in America".

I kinda feel sorry for them. At least they used a convertible.


Latest 'Pirates of the Cari...' good?

Very good


You have to ask youself one question. "Do I feel lucky?"...Well do ya punk?

The government owes me a couple of grand in refunded tax. Lucky indeed :D

Pirates 2: very good indeed. Just be warned, the ending is a cliffhanger, so if you think the climax has gone on for 2 hours with no sign of resolution, that's why.

Diesel been watching Dirty Harry movies?

Seems to have.


Jebus, are you not joined by one, Chucketh Norris, on your ever-burdening Messiah?

^ Don't know.


Q: Why did Tabber get banned? Did it have anything to do with the creepy, weird, anorexic, unibrowd, indian kid?

No, it was more the fact he never posted anything use full and then made a whole lot of pics insulting Ghalos.

That was quite funny, but I can't say it was the best way to go out.

On a scale of one to ten...

http://www.allthepink.com/albums/celebrities/Joanna_Krupa/06//02.JPG

Joanna Kruppa?

Who is she or he ?

What is your favourite artist ?

Who is she or he?

Her name appears twice in my post.

Why couldn't someone with actual pubic hair answer?

because they are not free.
Do you have pubic hair ?

Edit: Dumbf*ck question, yes.

Am I too late?

7

She looks like a punk version of Marissa from the OC, I prefer the latter.



Some favourite actors? Scrap that... car lover !! - banned?

Do you have pubic hair ?

Not anymore :D


Some favourite actors? Scrap that... car lover !! - banned?

Nah, leave him be. He's harmless.



If there was a "miscellaneous information about me" category in your profile, what would you write?

'Contains nuts'


Bill Cosby vs Samuel L. Jackson in a dual (gloveslap).

Who you got your money on?

Myself...
and bank.

Ravenous , why you don't have ?

Because he... removed them. *rolls eyes*

You're bettting on yourself to beat Samuel L and Cosby in their own fight? Well that's just great. Another legit question swabbed.



"Red"

^ What springs to mind?

Blood


Why is Clarkson so annoying????

Because he make jokes on cars.

Which clarkson ?