Bruce Willis > All

...on his day.


You seen Kate Beckinsale in Cilck?

Kate Beckinsale was the only reason I saw click.

Do you realise my previous post was #8500 on this stupid thread?

Not until you told me.

Ok, now it get's tough...

Kate Beckinsale in leather (ie. Underworld/Underworld Evolutions) or in underwear (ie. Click) ???



Reminds me, I've yet to see Underworld's sequel.

Definitely in underwear, leather doesnt do it for me.

I thought the sequel was average, but I will let you see for yourself.

PWR or CAPA performance packages?

Kate in undies is veeeeeery nice, but I did like her in leather. As for Underworld 2, I didn't like it that much. The first was better.

Not very well versed with PWR, but it's not like you can go wrong with CAPA. I'm saving up for their 490hp/naturally aspirated system. Man, that is going to be sik

What's the common link between Kate Beckinsale and Angelina Jolie?

Body and breasts? Either way they are both pretty decent.

Score out of 10 - How good are breasts?

10.

Kate's set ain't that great, they fit her figure, but they aren't that great.

(BTW, the answer was they're both MILF)

First thing you notce: legs, ass or boobs?

Hard one, if they are wearing a mini skirt - legs followed by breasts and you can barely tell with the ass. However if they are wearing jeans or those tight pants that are all the rage with Aussie chicks at the moment there ass. Breasts always get a quick glance and get thouroughly looked at when I am talking to a chick - I hate eye contact when there is a nice rack to look at!

Mini skirt or tight jeans on chicks?

Depends. Personally, I act the horndog around girls in skirts, but boring miniskirts don't do much for me. Tight jeans are nice, but hard to get off, and when it comes down to it, that's all that matters. My girl's into jeans atm but I'm waiting for the weather to warm up so she starts flashing her legs again :p

Ever been caught out by eyes alone?

Yes many a time!

Have you ever been caught perving a look at another girl when your girlfriend is standing next to you?

Hell yeah, I do it all the time just to annoy her, and she does it to me. Disfunctional relationships are the best.

Sane, stable girls or the spunky ones with plenty of attitude?

Spunky ones are good for a quick fling, but if I wanted a relationship a stable girl is what I would want.

If any of my GF's looked at another guy just to annoy me I would bash the other guy just to prove that I was the Alpha male.

Quiet girls or loud outgoing girls?

Loud, man. Loud are the best. I've been with enough quiet, boring ones, they never last long. The outgoing and spunky ones keep things interesting, just as long as they have their priorities straight and aren't prone to wandering.

Your girl tells you she's getting a boob job. Your reaction?

Depends on whether I like her boobs to begin with, initially I would be like I hope it doesnt cost to much but if she had a crap rack I would be all for it.

You have to go out with your GF's friends, but she has one friend that is mega hot that you would rather bone...Do you tell your GF what you are thinking?

I've been in that situation once. I didn't tell her, I showed her... or at least, she saw when she came into the room. Totally worth it, though.

You?

I wouldnt say anything, I would let her find out for herself when she catches me perving all night on her mate. That would be great.

Pubs or clubs for picking up?

Pubs. Clubs here are full of skanks, but the pubs I go to aren't frequented by my kind of girl. I've picked up a couple of times at work, but almost all of my relationships have come from work/university/through friends.


You can have a 6/10 bi or an 8/10 straight - your pick?

8/10 straight, unless the Bi has at least a 7/10 or better looking other half. But I would have a Bi chick just for the experience.

What about you?

Yeah, i'd go the straight. Bi is fun, but that doesn't guarantee threesomes. And just because she says she's straight doesn't mean she isn't curious. :D

Older or younger?

Younger, less mature and I am less likely to be told off. But if they are older and they have a younger sister......:D

What is the oldest female you would:
A) Sleep With
&
B) Date?

A) 24

B) 20

I don't mind older girls, they're less stupid and insecure than younger ones. At the least I go for within 12 months of my own age.

I'd ask you the same questions but twist it to the "youngest you would" but the government might be watching, so I'll stick with; if it cost you nothing, would you pick a 9/10 girl or a 9/10 car?

9/10 car because it it would keep its beauty for a lifetime. If I was only offered a ride in the car I would take the girl, because lets face it-the girl would be more fun to ride.

Short chicks or tall chicks?

Nice answer.

Shorties give me back problems, I go for the taller ones, as long as they're a couple of inches shy of me everything's good.

Any particular hair colour?

I have a thing for Blondes, its a shame because they are fairly ditsy. I dont mind brunettes but the girl I currently like is Blonde.

I had my formal recently and several girls were gorgeous:

Girls in casual clothes or in formalwear?

My formal sucked, there was a couple of decent looking girls but they were either cretins or sluts. My then girlfriend's ball was awesome, probably because she went to an upmarket all girl's school.

She's gotta look good in both. That gypsy/hippy/skirts and beads and necklaces look they're getting into lately gets the blood flowing, but I still reckonthe hottest thing ever is Angelina in that black cocktail dress.

The of course comes the big one - leather or lace?

To hard to call, leather is a bit more harcore which I like. I would take either but on the sort of girl I am in to at the moment I would say lace.

How bad is hearing about broken nails all the time?

There is a reason teenage boys have the gift of selective hearing. Training is also a good solution. Whenever she starts bitching about the little things like nails I find a way to mention "my car", and the conversation just goes completely different, or I try and steer towards her underwear. With fingers.

Tomboys or girly girls?

Very good answer!

Tomboys can be cool and make good mates, but I love girls that are truly feminine. I dont like the idea of dating a girl that is just like my mates - loves beer, footy, cars and farts alot.

Is Shane Warne just the ultimate Aussie male sex symbol or what?

Agreed. I'm over chicks farting anyway, but I do like a blend. My girl's hell girly, but at the same time she's a footy nut (aren't they all?), drinks some beer and does like some cars.

Anyway, hell yeah, why run the man down for doing what is his heritage? Any aussie bloke who says he's a dickhead is off his trolley.

If your girlfriend was going to cheat on you, would you rather it were with Hugh Jackman or Dave Hughes?

Dave Hughes, That way I can picture him talking to her with that strange voice of his.

What would be worse - seeing a chick take a dump or walking in on your GF with another guy?

Depends on how much I like her and who the guy is. If it was Dave Hughes, I'd probably stay and watch and hope something hilarious happened. If I actually liked the girl though, yeah, I'd rather see the dumpage.

How many times do you intend to get married?

Either once or never, I dont like the idea of blowing stacks of money on weddings when I can spoil myself instead. I am very selfish.

What do you think of chicks drinks such as cruisers and red bears?

Avoid at all cost. The only thing they do for you is rob you of your dignity and manliness. I sell so much of that crap a night it makes me sick. Probably the reason I'm sick now. lol.

Best car any of your girlfriends have driven?

Last GF drove her dads VY SS, she hit the curb and her dad yelled at her and gave me the keys (We had to pick her younger brother up). I left him a white thankyou gift in the backseat if you get what I mean.

Chicks dads scare me a little - Do you find them scary?

Nah, not usually. One's dad was a cop, coolest, most down to earth bloke ever, one's was a business exec who didn't like me, and I didn't care because he wasn't there anyway, current girl's dad is pretty normal, sane, has three daughters so I think he's happy just to see some testosterone in the house.

It's the mums I'm worried about. Ever looked at a girls mum and wondered "I hope she doesn't turn out like that"?

All the time, Particularly if they have a much older mum. Its funny because one of my younger mates mum is really hot and he has a really hot older sister - 23 year old so she is out of my league.

If your mates mum was hot and you had the chance to sleep with her-would you?

Nah man, that's messed up. That's almost as bad as the time my best mate called my cousin a milf.

If your mate called your cousin/mum/sister a milf, would you give him a shiner to mark the occaision?

They would be swallowing their own teeth. There are boundaries and that would cross those boundaries.

Do you have one of those mates that cant hold their alcohol and you just want to punch?

Having a solid slavic liver, the only one I know who can best me is a 6'3", 130kg bottomless pit, also of european alcoholic decent. I have tried my darndest to outrdrink him, even after I'm lying on the grass watching the world go in circles he's still able to drive.

Ever been outdrunk by a girl?

I am a very solid drinker myself, on the cusp of becoming a fourth generation alcoholic. I have one mate who has literally three beers before he starts falling over stuff and makes queer passes on myself an other mates.

Should I belt him or what?

Oh yeah. Bend him over and hit him with the strap.

Import or domestic beer?

I prefer import beer such as heineken and carlsberg, my local beer is coopers which I cant stand. Coopers Sparkling Ale won the World Cup of Beer, Its disgusting.

If you ever get the chance go to the shutzenfest....The best beer you will ever have is there such as bitburger and Dortmunde (DAB)

What about you?

Import for sure. Heine's, Guiness, and Corona are my favourites. I don't mind the VB original or some of the local pale ales, but a lot of the more "popular" aussie beer is rank. Only foreigners and unionists like that crap.

Worst drunken experience?

Waking up in a cell after my 21st. And not being told what I had done until the morning.
Basically I went down to the servo , got smokes , abused the attendant , sprayed petrol all over the windows , smashed a whole shelf of pepsi bottles , argued with 5 customers , threw up on the floor , then accused a lady of being Hillary Clinton who wasn't really a lady. A fat lip , busted nose (from the guy who I called Hillary) and a paddywagon ride later sorted me out.

I still drink (30th this year) but not beer...makes me nutty like rum.
I drink 12-15 Jim and cokes a day cause they full of sugar and go down like water.

most you've ever drunk without losing it?

Carton of VB at my uncles bucks night, I was an ass but still had control and we all know that VB tastes terrible.

Worse Australian beer?

Fosters. The only time I had it was in England, out of desperation, and I've regretted it ever since.

Beer or spirits?

Beer, except the last I had was terrible and I got too wasted to even remember what beer it was. Hopefully I don't meet with it again (it was an Australian beer though :-k ).

Ended up in the local police station at 6 that morning.



Favourite album right now?

Still haven't gotten over 10,000 Days, but I've been listening to Wolfmother in the car, and that'll probably take over soon.

Favourite song of all time?

Led Zeppelin - Kashmir

It was the first song ever that got me into rock, metal etc. and has always possesed the ability to affect me the way it did the first time. Yet the more I hear it, the more i discover.It's epic, and everytime I hear it all my senses seem to forward to the music and stray from whatever I may be doing.


I'm so f'*ckin' dizzy and out of it right now, just coated some stupid rock tiles with some stupid sheite that makes you go whack.

Will marabou help the situation? Or perhaps porn?

no but replying to every single SCF thread will................

Did you hatch from an egg?

Yes, twice.

I have to go apply a second coat.


Who's a sexy rabbit?

pieman101

Did I hatch from an acorn?

No, you hatched from a kinder surprise. I was there. I wasn't surprised.


Do people in Nirvana even get kinder surprise?

Not unless these surprises contain some form of Rotary or orgasmic experience.

Would you ever mount an ass and ride it?

Well, I have, and it was fun. I even got her to growl like a dog. Oh the wonders alcohol brings.

You raped a female donkey that sounded like a dog?

Ravenous - Unless you have to much, then it can be embarrasing taking a chick home - Not always thankfully. Enough on that subject.

Parko - I have had sex with a girl that sounds like a dog.

Advance Austalia fair or waltzing matilda for our national anthem?

Neither.

How about either Men at Work - Land Down Under or Barnsey - Working Class Man?

Defo not Barnesy. I saaw him perform live a few months ago and he has lost his voice. That and nothing will beat the land downunder film clip and that toy koala attached to that guys leg the whole time.

Are Koalas bears or not?

No, they're furry reptiles.

Who would win - the invincible wombat or the car-crushing kangaroo?

Not Jimmy Barnes!

And how could anyone not laugh when they start hopping like unco kangaroos in the dunes. Classic.


Edit:: Damn, too slow. Car-crushing kangaroo

Put in this position, to win $200 on some budget gameshow hosted by Larry Enders, would you rather...

A) Eat 2kg of american hotdogs (cold)

or

B)20 raw eggs?

20 raw eggs. I know a secret trick to downing them easy, although I'd run the risk of heavy metal poisoning. Still, better than american food.

Commercial, microwaved pizza made by pimply 17rolds or independant, ovencooked pizza made by greasy italians?

So basically you're saying metro, groomed Thorpe-esque boy pushing buttons, or greasy, hairy Italian cooking a pizza?

Neither.


Ever put your fingers into a fan?

No but I have put my tongue. Dont try it.

Ever inhaled sherbert up your nose?

Yeah, got no idea what she thought I was famous for, though.

EDIT: Damn, so fast. No, not sherbert. Sugar yes, but no sherbert.

Neo vs Jesus, who wins, how?

Neo-screwdriver in the neck.

Gambling = good or bad?

The $300 I won last year says good, but the $400 I lost a few weeks ago says bad.


iPod or iRiver?

iRiver, less popular and the new video ipods have problems this is what I have:

http://www.samsung.com/au/products/mp3players/mp3players/yh_j70l.asp

Great quality both video, photo and sound.

Plasma or rear projection tv?

Plasma



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Thoughts?

^ Avoid at all costs.

I swear, I was the first person in Perth to get an iPod. I wanted an iRiver, but nobody stocked them back then, so I had to settle for the white alternative - the one with the four buttons between the wheel and screen. A month later, everyone at my high school had white plugs in their ears.

Anyway, LCD. Ours is quite awesome.



Who loves Zidane?

Ravenous-I heard he headbutted someone, therefore since I dont like the Italian soccer team he is pretty cool.

Parko-Dark photo very nice car.

Did he actually headbutt someone?

hell yeah, it was all over the news. Funniest thing, just pops his crown into a wog's chest and the guy collapses on the ground. I'll find you a link.


If a pakistani calls an indian a curry-muncher, is he racist or just ethnocentric?

Edit:: Damn, slow again.

Ethnocentric, just the way blacks can call other blacks "niggas".

Me. He's always been an awesome player.

Ravenous, I have had an iRiver H10 for quite a while now (albeit, on my second after theft).

Never had any problems what so ever, has better sound than iPod, better screen (iRiver were colour of course while iPod still black & white). All my firends own iPod's, iPod minis, nanos and sme are even on their third frm Apple, still encountering problems constantly.

You should have waited for the iriver :D

Well actually, so far the only one problem was the wait for the first one to be repaired. Nothing wrong wit it itself, I just dropped it ans cracked the screen, turns out the same place that repairs irivers repairs ipods and admittedly on the phone he said they were up to their necks repairing sent back ipods. lol

I was iriver-less for 6 weeks dammnit!

*End spiel*



Favourite movie at the moment?

Ethnocentric, There is an all you can eat pakistani restaurant a few minutes from my place, great food...actually I think its mongolian but anyway.

Parko-My dad knows the owner of the repair centre in Adelaide who told me to buy anything other than the ipod because they have to many faults.

Green Street Hooligans by the way.

On average per day-How many calls afterhours do you get from Indian telemarketers?

Got 3 Friday night at my dad's place.

One day I'm gonna speak in an Indian accent back and tell them I'm their deported child.


Fresh popcorn or that absolute sh*t in the bag?

Fresh popcorn with butter please.

They always ask for my dad (He is the billpayer), so I say he is overseas for a few months. They never call back again.

Good method or what?

They stopped after they realised that calling my number results in torment. I have so much fun with them

"hello, my name is eric, i have a phone offer for you. are you the ownere of this phone"
"wait, just a sec, mate, what did you say your name was?"
"eric. are you the owner of thi--"
"eric? No way."
"yes sir. my name is eric, Im from--"
"no way, you can't be eric. you have an idian accent. my phone says your in india. no way, you want to sell me something and you're already lying to me?"
"are you the owner of this phone?"
"no."
"may i speak to the owner of this phone, sir?"
"the owner is unavailable. anything you have to tell him you can tell me"
"sir, i have a phone offer to help you save money"
"not interested, eric"
"i dont think you understand, this will save you money"
"you know what, i dont need to save money. you however, live in a poverty stricken wasteland, and if i were you, id put that phone down before this international call costs your seven chidlren their next three meals"
*eric hangs up*


phone sex or cyber/webcam sex?

Edit:: Why not both at the same time?

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Good method indeed, my dad actually does work overseas in Alegeria five weeks there, two weeks back.

If I ever get called here, well, it just fits.


Barra 4.0L

or

190kW Holden 3.6L ?

Webcam sex is great, so long its with someone you know and not some slag on the net. I have never had phonesex.

Parko-The 4.0L at this stage (More potential), the Alloytech is a smoother engine though

Was that Big Brother Contestant turkeyslapped hard or what?

Man, that was lame. All that fuss about sexual assault, and then it turns out she wanted that doodle in her eye all along.

Why must we live in a nannystate? Why does the government insist on sheltering us from the reality even though it doesnt benefit them?

Because John Howard will divert attention from his antarctic-sized eyebrows at all costs.

My friend showed it to me on youtube and that was the piddliest thing. Ever. BB cry time over nothing.

Camilla's face is ugly as hell anyway, definetly could've used a good slap, penis or no penis.


Midgets ride hippo back?

I have been asking myself the same question. It was a ratings conspiracy from Network 10 the government should have realised that.

http://afl.com.au/default.asp?pg=news&spg=display&articleid=279809

Crows for the premiership or not?

Not. No way. Crows can suck my turkey, the dockers will rule all.

Parko, you have some weird fantasies.

Does anyone watch CSI anymore?

Did the very first season, just like 24, the O.C (lol) and other random sheite, only to never watch afterwards again.

Hatcher + $1,000,000 or Longoria?

I used to like CSI, but that New york version pisses me off. The episodes are becomig slightly more repetitive and not all CSI agents work with murders but I guess if they were investigating rapes etc the show wouldnt rate at all.

Law and Order or CSI?

I gave up on crime. The only mystery I watch anymore is House.

Hatcher and the million. I can put a bag on her head and pretend it's Eva Lilly.


Lost or Prisonbreak?

Edit:: Both are good. Except lost is up and down and Prisonbreak faded a little.

Law and Order

Any show on Channel Nine always looks like a budget production.


What the hell is that Steve guy doing presenting news for Channel ten!?

I have seen all of both series, I made the mistake of downloading them. Losts storyline turns to rubbish and Prisonbreak doesnt have much of a storyline to begin with. Prisonbreak for me though.

Parko-I have no idea.

Is Rove Live getting old?

I watch ABC. They're presenter is actually hot. And I don't mean "she'll do coz thats all they have" hot, I mean proper hot. Or at least for perth.

Rove's getting old. Peter Hellier's "sense of humour" makes me want to hurt small children.

What I want to know is, why the hell did they give Eddie Mac control of Nine?

Because someone wants a part share in world domination.

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Got old ages ago.

I serously haven't watched it for 2 years now. Lame.


What's up with the Channel Ten news room echoe?

dont have that channel.

is my old ipwn user title better than my new one?

Eddie should have stayed with footy show and left James Packer to run channel 9.

Tens late news has a terrible echo so does sports tonight. Yet to mention the sports tonight presenters are always changing.

Michael- cant see much difference.

Aussie soapies - Home & Away or Neighbours?

Edit:: I'd rather watch SBS' strange, semi-porn, International, yellow subtitled, French movies.

I can't tell the difference.

Ravenous, look what I dug up for you. Seriously THE hottest thing, EVER!

http://www.sportscarforums.com/f25/french-hottie-10366.html?highlight=French+news Edit:: Doesn't work! God damn, oh noes!


^ Spank that?

I would more than spank her.

Is there a lack of Hot female presenters on commercial tv stations?

I remember her. Can't.... stop.... drooling.... awwwwww. What I'd give to have her in a maid outfit, talking dirty in that sweet, messed up language of hers. It's a shame she eats snails

Wanna, there is, but it's not like enough (concerned) people watch for them to bother doing something about it.

Fried rice or fried chicken?

Bit of both.

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Very much so.

Wait! YES!

http://www.melissa-theuriau.fr/en-videos.html


Jessica Rowe, career dead as soon as personality comes out?

Jessica Rowe - had a career?

Who would give that waste of oxygen a career on the tv?

Definitely, she is as blank as a white ceiling.

Are grid girls just that much hotter becasue they are with nice cars?

Dunno. The things they wear really aren't all that nice though. Like wierd plastic, power aerobic space suits.

Indy @ Goldcoast, just one good reason for Gold Coast hotties to get their tits out?

Probably. Tried to bag me one once, she thought she could do better. Turns out she can't. Unless she likes the genuine low-life whitetrash that roams around the south eastern suburbs.

Parko - you sound like that's a bad thing.

Ever own a digimon?