Edit: F*cken beat me to it.

If it's English, no.


Green, because he's got a motherf*ckin' ugly face (what a jaw!) and Mundine's a little b*tch.

I HATE boxers! They talk themselves up so much you want to slap them.


Anyone else share the wigga hate?

Green's rather modest for a 75kg uglyboy in silk shorts. And you forgot to mention he has a massive neck.


Yeah, I seriously hate wiggas. I also hate lebs... especially the ones in Adidas track suits. I had a run in with a couple of them today with their civics and their subwoofas and their "im beefier than yo mama" attitudes.



8-ball or Bible - which is more trustworthy?

8 Ball, considering it's got the accuracy of Ravenous pissing in a hurricane, I'd say this holds some truth to where the bible stands.


What's the name of your... tribe? I forget, you know, your stereotype? Something to do with Kebabs... or is that the lebs?


Edit: Ahhh, yeah... "fooly schick WRX mate!"

We prefer the term "sexual preda"-- Oh wait, I see what you mean. I'm a big, hairy wog. And the kebab is technically lebanese, but when you're 18 the distinction is suddenly blurred as the alcohol fills your system with the burning desire for a good, greasy doner. Kinda like the poms with their curry.

Hang on... how did you know I like pissing in the wind?


EDIT: ^ That's the one. Personally I'm into Clubsports more, but you can't go past a good rex :p

cuz u like ta watch them fly...

How do you actually piss on wind?

I've never tried it before.
Do you ?

Because air is everywhere, like god supposedly.

I couldn't eat my doner today. Huh? Too many doner kebabs these past two weeks, I felt like hurling.

Who doesn't like a good WRX?

Apparenly white girls. Ethnic girls love them, but I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole, on account of (probably) being related to them all.

Why are girls so unnappreciative of cars??

Because they can't talk to their man over the drone of an SR and get pissy.

V8 Commodore-driving chicks, butch?

EDIT: damn u beat me... haha, nah, just alot of balls HAHAHAHA

cos theyve got men...

do u know anything about singapore?

Yeah, I know heaps.






.....

right...

how am i supposed to answer? ,,,,,,,,, ?

V8 Commodore-driving chicks, butch?

Depends on which commodore. New cars, yes, older ones, no.



Anyone else into golf?

as in the sport? im not, its for rich old men which has nothing to do, and for people who can actually play it... FOUR!!!


which epl team do u support?

I don't know what 'epl' is.

Someone mention Golf?

I'm pretty hardcore. lol

On a good day I'll hit between 10-14 over after 18. I have a Taylormade R580XD, driving is probably my best attribute, short irons and chipping around the greens second. Long irons are f*ckin' hard to hit nice, at least they still go long, I can seriously get a hold of my 3 and 5 woods from the fairway and generally suck at putting, although I was on fire on Saturday. I played at Nudgee. Hit a 5 over 40 on the first 9 (it's a par 70 there), fudged up the tenth hole with a quadrouple bogey but continued on to a 9 over 44 and 84 over 18. Not bad, 14 over with an 8 on the first, could of had a 10 over card easily, plus a few short puts I missed. The greens were lightning.

I hadn't played in weeks and before that I hadn't played in months (lazy spell).


I even broke my wedge! How pro am I? Hooked a drive and had to hit out of trees, got the shot away perfect and had it in the middle of the fairway over some tall trees, then looked to my bent club and fell to the ground laughing.

I'll either get a 58 or 60 degree RAC lob wedge, black of course.

My driver cost me $315 off Ebay a couple of years ago, my Rossa Monza putter cost me $220 from $380 because the old guy in the shop enjoyed seeing young people playing golf as such a good thing (score), Powerbilt Genesis irons and fairway woods and a Taylormade R7 Stand bag which I got for $230 from $350 with Junior discount at my pro shop.


Who else plays?

I don't know what 'epl' is.

English Premier League...

i dont, i love soccer!

ariel atom or enzo?

Enzo...is better than the Ariel Atom

Caterham or Lotus ?

lotus....

pagani or saleen?

Pagani in a heartbeat.


NSX Type S or RX-7 RS?

rx-7...

bentley or bmw?

RX-7...with Veilslide bodykit

RX-8 or RX-7 ?

RX-7

I can't stand Veilside's RX-7 kit... Ugh! I can't stand Veilside.


F20C or F22C?

F20c......

evo 9 or 6?

IX.

Give me SAYC and they look pretty good too. Just the interior looks cheap.

Mazda Autozam-1 or Honda Beat?

Neither. I'll have that Toyota poddy thingy that changes colour depending on your mood.

My mate just got me into golf, I have a set of clubs and we whack balls around school ovals. So I'm afraid we won't be talking golf for a bit, not until I lift my game.

Underworld Evolution is crap, no?

I just watched it, now I feel like I wasted my money on the rental. Not enough Kate getting nekkid. It's not like it was bad, it was just... poor. At least they aimed high, unlike movies that aim low and achieve less - theyre just offensive.

It's out huh?

Well, I'll probably see it anyway. Underworld was good though, very good.

And Kate Beckinsale in tight leathers like that induced the blood to run south.


Kate Beckinsale or Eva Mendez?

Kate wins, hands down. Eva's just a plump skank.


The 8-ball says "AS I SEE IT, YES". But what was the question?

'Am I attracted the ethnic chicks?'

yes..

virgin or slut??

What is a slut ?
and
What is a virgin ?

Slut - Sleeps around, village bicycle... yadda yadda

Virgin - Never had sex

Was that last one a question? In that case, no.


You just won the lottery. 1 million dollars, your local currency. The first thing you buy is...?

Slut - Sleeps around, village bicycle... yadda yadda

Virgin - Never had sex

Is that a question? :p

it's like pair of shoes really.
Virgins are rather tame initially but they grow on you whereas a well used....... uh... excuse me. experienced woman is usually well, experienced which works just the other way around. Nice initially but gets boring later on.

how can we link this to cheese to make pieman happy?

EDIT:: with a million dollar in euro's I'd first of all buy a mango.
Terrible craving for a mango at the moment.
I cut my finger eating a mango last saturday. Blood all over the mango wasted the taste :(

wtas happened?? where are the questions??

here there are....

whats the best car in the world??

FC3S

Can anyone explain why?

cos they're rotary?? and its a fc?

brat pitt or judd law?

Both don't ave what it takes to get me interested... which makes sense. They're male.

hobbits or halflings? Why did tolkien make life complicated?

don't ask me...

What question should I ask ?

you could ask how gnomes are related to halflings and hobbits.

What is gnome ?

they're all people smaller then 1m40 (not to be misstaken with the japanese)

other topic. Tolkien's an ass.

milkshakes or starwars?

milkshakes, 'cause milkshakes taste good. Last time I tried a Star Wars fruit snack, it tasted like crap.

DOHC or NUKE?.....

Consider the impact that both DOHC and NUKE technology has had on japan. DOHC may have been a step forward but the NUKEs just blew them all away.

Can I get a hi five?

^5!!!

...your mom.

rotary or inline?

Tough question.

Give me... S8 13B-REW and RB26DETT


3.6L Flat-Six Carrera engine, or RB26DETT?

3.6L Flat-Six Carrera engine

3.2L Straight six M3 engine or W16 BUGATTI engine?

The Bugatti's power output is pointless, and if I were to have just the engine, what the hell would I put it in?

3.2L ///M wailing scream, unless I was to sell the 16.4



I wonder if the 3.2 M would fit in an S15 engine bay?

If you want to find out, I might have such an engine lying around the garage in a month or two... provided I can get a decent LS1 for an affordable price.

Now, the one I want to know is, how can I get my hands on the AU$1.4 million for a Zonda F Roadster?

Smear yourself with peanut butter and headbutt bums (the homeless type, jeez)


Are you seriously going to LS1 the M3?

You b*stard! Not that'd be a bad thing, nothing I'd ever do. Why buy an M3 then?

Maybe. I have to get the car first, then find a donor Commodore... on the side of the road... mwahahahaha.


Anyone heard anything about Test Drive on the X360? Any verdicts yet?

I don't think so...

What should I be asking ?

Ask your parents why you aren't so creative.


French fries. The latest cannibal craze?

Negative.


Did you happen to catch that Cannibal feature on 60 Minutes?

Nope...

FIFA or NHL ?

AFL


Should Australia pull it's troops out of East Timor and just invade Indonesia?

They shouldn't invade indonesia. Couldn't care too much about timor though. Don't know the guy anyways.

India makes great curry dishes.

Indian curry or beef hot pot?

none. I hate anything like that. I'll take pizza. mmmmmm pizza.

anyway, have you heard of Lordi and if you have what do ya think of em.

don't know them....

black m3 w/ black rims or silver m3 w/black rims

silver w/ black

Lordi are a funny bunch. It's like watching LotR vs Predator

New phone! With a camera! Whats the first thing I should take pics of?

cars??

anyone wants a blackberry?

Nope I don't...I only want strawberry's from Cameron Highland (somewhere in Malaysia) LOL !

Which is your best friend in this Forum ?

me....
pink hummer or pink bugatti?

A pink Hummer because that's hot.

MySpace or YourSpace?

My room.

Youtube or Mytube?

My room.

Youtube or Mytube?

MyTube because it fits.

Kittah or Kitty?

Kittah

VTEC or twin-turbo?.....

Supercharged VTEC




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Did that kill anyone's bandwidth?

^^^lol!.....

nope...

sony ericsson or nokia or motorola?

they're phones, who cares, the one that gets the best service

V6 or straight 6?

RB26DETT

why? (in general, why do people pollute bandwith and server space with crap like youtube or myspace)

^^ motorola. just picked up a V3X, im stunned as all hell.

nothing wrong with youtube, it's got heaps of fifth/top gear goodies. myspace, however, that's a different animal. somebody should just hand all those whingers a broken piece of glass. if they arent sad enough to do something about it, they arent sad at all.



Anyone read Dune? Anyone see a startling similarity between a certain major theme/symbol and current world affairs?

Dune is brilliant. Read it in 3 different languages (don't ask) and at least read the whole thing (not just the trilogy) 10 times by now (almost as often as 2001; a space odessey)

There are indeed some similarities making frank herbert either a smart or a lucky guy.

RX8 or miata?

Miata.


Have you read the newer Prelude and Legends trilogies? I never got past the fifth in the original series so I'm starting again, see if I can read them all before his son writes the seventh book.

So now I ask - how do you manage to read it in 3 different languages? How accurate was the translation?

I read the books in spanish, dutch and english. Never bothered to try german.

The transations were rather ok but not great.
The dutch translation was better though.
I read all the additional books as well.
Legend is impressive and boring at the same time.

The sixth book in the original series is by far the best of all the Dune books I read so far.

Especially the last 15 or so pages.

Rural or caribbean is the main question that comes to mind when thinking of that?

Nope I don't think so

American Cars or European Cars ?

european...

punto or focus?

Focus...

Saleen or Ford ?

saleen

roush or saleen or shelby?

Saleen again, but I assume you're talking about Mustangs, so I'm going to just pick the S7

Mosler or Noble?

Mosler, because I'm not that noble...

My avatar or Z's (zeyk) avatar?

mine....

pink or brown?

brown, because that's the color of that fine ass in the avatar.

Rags to Riches or Bags to B****es?

rags to the riches....
( my avatar has this whole forum crazy)

lambo or ferrari?

Lambo.

Hers or His?

What? Dildos? Hers.

AM or PM?

BTW, why is g h e y blocked but dildos isn't?

because dildos isn't as harmful of a word than g-h-e-y

Tabber or Z?

Z...

jan or dec?

December. Has christmas, new years, and it's the money season for those of us in hospitality.

oz or bbs?

oz


did i forget to ask a question the first time?

Maybe. Maybe it's snakeheaded aliens who has picked your brain, so don't admit anything!

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

hide the meat lol

Ariel Atom or a radical?

Radical.

F40 or Enzo?

288 GTO

Xmen 3 any good?

NOt sure...haven't watch it yet.

Poseidon or MI : III ?

MI : III

fast and the furious tokyo drift, will u watch it?

Ofcourse I will

Would you ?

yup...
and xmen was good!

over the hedge... would u watch?