Muslims have beards.

How do you like the new Gillete Anti-Perspirant bottles?

And I said what I said because Somerset College is my school.

Muslims have beards.

Muslims blow themselves up.

How do you like the new Gillete Anti-Perspirant bottles?

Sounds good. Never heard of it before though.

And I said what I said because Somerset College is my school.

That is rather freaky, coincidence if you like. My school plays volleyball tomorow against a south Australian based Somerset college.

Brock Or Richards?

Volleyball? VOLLEYBALL?! Ugh...

Richards. Jim Richards that is.

Marley or Hendrix?

Bob is a cool name but I love Jimmy.

I was going to play volleyball to get a day off school, but I have a double lesson maths test and felt I should I probably attend instead of make the time up after school or at lunch.

Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd?

Muslims blow themselves up.




wtf do u mean???

pink floyd

boring videos or boring songs?

Boring songe atleast u can watch the video

Curry or satay?

curry cuz i dunno what satay is

hamburger or pizza?

Pizza

Lambo or Holden?

What?


What?

nothing..

basketball or baseball?

i have never played baseball only a weird form of softball and thats way better than basketball so i will go with baseball.

Soccer or American Football

Real Football, American. Soccer is stupid, in my opinion.



What is 2+2? I think it's fish

4

What is 1,341,608/210,000x186%?

Phhhhaw, I dunno.




What?

Dude.. seriously quit saying what. Thats like 5 times in a row. If you answer this with what, I swear to god I will reach through my screen and strangle you.

jk <3

not really


What did you eat for breakfast?

A strawberry youghurt.



What?

lol, j/k



Why?

I have no idea.

What are you eating for dinner?

Cereal.. I already had it



Why?

I'm just wondering.

Why do you keep asking why?

Why?


Why do you think?

cuz ur a ****ing douche and want your post count to go up

do u go to auto shows?

YEAH. NAIAS EVERY YEAR BABY.


gotMilk?

yeah.. I was in Chicago Auto Show last Saturday.

Do you wear sunglasses?

yes

why in all our years of evolution are there still monkeys stupid enough to buy a korean car?

wtf do u mean???

It was a controversial joke that I was emailed, and TS asked me what I thought about the muhammed drawings in the danish newspaper.

I don't get it

Nokia 6230i or Nokia 6670?

Which ever won't lie.

Lawn Bowls or Ten Pin?

Ten pin

Murci or 575?

Murcielago in less than 3 quarters of a heartbeat.

The 575M has no charcter in my opinion where as the Murcielago is brimming with life. It just exudes "drive me".


Is Canada more the USA's b*tch or New Zealand our (Australia's) b*tch, do you think?

uhh Canada is more the USA's B*tch

AND I HATE IT ARGHHHHH....
Canada follows USA IN EVERYTHING
CANADA should be named USA Jr.
USA ALSO TREATS CANADA LIKE A DOG

How was your first kiss?

Great. My girlfriend's tounge tasted like strawberries

How was yours?

How's my tongue?

Sensitive.....geddit?


Favourtie movie from the entire 'Alien' series? (As in Sigourney Weaver vs. Guy in an Alien suit movie)

I don't know

What colour hair and eyes do you have?

Brown hair and 3 brown eyes. geddit?

Was that just the lamest joke ever?

No. I've heard worse. One of them being:

What's up a tree and looks like a fridge?

A fridge in a tree.

Has anyone seen Simon Birch?

No, not recently.

winter olympics or commonwealth games?

Winter Olympics. The Commonwealth Games are just crap.

Italian or German?

German, interestingly enough I am almost fluent in german. I was going to go to germany in year 10 for a six month exchange but that eventuated.

Poland or Ukraine?

Polar Bear.


Are you gonna buy one of those flag burning kits?

eh dunno what they are

sweden or norway?

norway, swedes scare me

tool or a perfect circle?

German women luge-ers are freakin' nasty!

I'm half Norwegain and Swedes are cool.



Tool.


Are you going to buy a flag burning kit?

No. That's completely stupid!

Are you?

wasn't planning on it....

are you hungry
and why is parko an unknown quantity??

Yes. It's been AGES since I ate. Hmmm, lemme see, almost an hour.




EDIT: Lotus Exige or Porsche Cayman?

lotus exige cuz im a lotus fan

sagaris or 911?

Sagaris, they sound mean.



Ferrari F430 VS. Lamborghini Gallardo?

gallardo

camaro concept or challenger concept?

Challenger, that beast is HOT!



New Challenger or Old Challenger?

old

new camaro concept or old camaro?

Old Camaro.


New Race Cars or Old Race Cars?

What kind of racing????

Le Mans .

new race cars

mustang or anything else??

Anything else....don;t like American cars.
Playstation 3 or Xbox 360

360


Me or him? lol

You. He dosn't use spaces after a period, and it's annoying.



Me or him?

ME......
I'm cool.True or false!!!!

FALSE!!! FALSE!!!! FALSE!!!


Lol or LOL! or LoL or LMFAO?

LMFAO definately.
How fast have you gone before!!!!!

247km/h im a porsche 911 turbo

am I a post whore?

I don't know

helicopter or airplane?

Airplane.


Am I a post whore?

on the verge

is Tom K a post whore?

Yea! He has summat like, hmmm, lemme think, 29 posts a day?


You are on the verge too, michael.


Is he a post whore?

Yeah

I'm a post whore or a man whore, something like that right?

Yes. You have 18 posts a day. So yeah, anything over 15 posts a day and you're a whore.


EDIT: I'm a HUGE whore. I have 40 posts, just today!



Does the 944 look cool?

YES VERY COOL!!!!

do you like We will rock u??

No, I hate it.


Mustang or Camaro?

'stang fastback


haha im defnitely not a post whore: 1.51 posts per day!

Samsung or Dacia cheapy budget cars?

Samsung

Are you a member of a different forum?

yes just 1 other

um...do you burn your own cds

No




Do you like pie?

Depends on what kind it is..

What's your favorite pizza?

Meat lovers with bbq sauce. I work in a pizza bar and have one all of the time.

Nice question!


Ferret or Weasel?

Ferret

Bestbuy or Circuit City?

Best Buy, I going there tomorrow. I lost the charger for my PSP.


Block Buster or Best Buy?

Best Buy

5 dollars for one rent!?! Common that's a rip off

Did you go or about to go to an autoshow?

Yeah, NAIAS, baby.


^^^Sweet, huh?

hell yeah!

Bart or Homer Simpson?

Bart.



Stewie or Peter Griffin?

Tough, but Stewie.

Who listens to Slayer here?

*sounds of cricket's chirping*

Alphaville or Youth Group?

I don't know what they are.

Stainless Steel or Titanium

Stainless steel because it doesn't stain. O.o

New 6 Series or old 6 Series?

New. I like the front a lot, just needs a redesigned ass soon.

Go to bed & dream of hate? Or stay up late & masturbate?

Stay up.
Twin rear exhust in the middle of the car of one coming out each side of the car? Like the Viper and SLR

No exhaust...lol...damn that would just be insanely loud.

Nah, I prefer the exhaust out the back, but not two next to each other in the middle. E46 M3 placement is about as centre orientated as I'd like.


What do you think of the latest Yamaha R6?

dont care about motorbikes

what do you think of the miura concept?

It's an allright piece, it has grown on me after seeing it out of it's puke green skin.

After taking more and more time to just look and examine the lines I think they did very well. Only...I love the original Muira so much more, it seems to have more passion.


Is there still an ass-load of snow in Stockholm? I heard Stockholm recently got a major dumping. Sundsvall about a month ago I know had something like 30cm in one day or something...

Stay up.

Lambo you horny little bast*rd.


Is there still an ass-load of snow in Stockholm? I heard Stockholm recently got a major dumping. Sundsvall about a month ago I know had something like 30cm in one day or something...

I dunno, you tell me.

Hilarious, no?

Nheybe

What? You don't know?

No I dont, funnily enough I am swedish and no very little about sweden.

Basketball or Wheelchair basketball?

Nah, Midget basketball.


Books or magazines?

magazines

TV or computer?

Computer..

newspaper or magazine?

Magazine..


Pencil or Pen?

pen

book or newspaper?