I'm not an American. Americans aremostly fat. Since they are born they learn how to play videogames and eat chips. When I was little, we had none of the sort. We played soccer 24.7

can you say hi?

hello


Why does my SAT prep. teacher sukk balls?

??

Are you ugly?

rude question theres ya answer

you like nite nite by kano

kano? nite nite?

who or what is kano?

kano is a character from mortal combat..http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/16335/images/kano.jpg


did you see the new mortal combat game coming out, shaolin monks?

no i didn't see that.

do you wanna do my homework?

ok

Why do you suk at life?

Because I fail at everything

Why does cat food look like s***?

because cats like to eat sh*t, so they make it look like it

Is the world f*cked up?

Absolutely, It all went wrong when Mr. and Mrs. Hitler didn't use a rubber

Am I f*ucked up?

just a lil bit..

what happened to tabber??

He took some days off to improve his story-telling and imaginatio skills.

how come noone plays the rapping game?

Because thats for people like.. umm..

I have no questions.

bofo, you leettle maankey. you mess aap ze game. vaat ees vrong.

bofo, you leettle maankey. you mess aap ze game. vaat ees vrong.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/SassyLassy/cat.jpg

Did Erind not ask a question because he was too busy jackin it to David Beckham?

erind didnt ask because the chain was broken, and ur cat matches your appearance.

Not my cat, and looks nothing like me. I'm furrier.

and you don't eat that stuff. you eat whatever you can find on the street. You spend the money on coke.

So now you believe me??? :-k :-k :-k


:|

Yes

Should tabber and Erind have a fight? FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!. lol

I cant see Tabber getting into a fight... He knows how to take... coke, i mean a joke.

Hahahaha......not funny.

There's only one person tabber could not win against and that's probably Driftster, damn he's got talent. lol

might be

Why do so many people have bad taste?

- Tabber won't fight. I punch him, he laughs, thinks I was kidding. Lmao.

No not the world, the people are ***ed up.


what time is it?

Time to change your attitude

The Andy Milonakis show rulez, agree?

No I don't

Isn't Andy Milonakis like 26 or something ? He needs to start running. His tits are bigger than my sisters.

haha, no, it's a 14 year old fat kid, doing all kinds of weird stuff

what's the secret ingredient of toothpaste?

No, Im pretty sure he has the growth disability. I heard it somewhere, I forgot where though.

I'm pretty shure it's a 14 year old fat kid

www.mtv.com/onair/andy_milonakis/

haha, no, it's a 14 year old fat kid, doing all kinds of weird stuff

what's the secret ingredient of toothpaste?

Urine.

Feck?!

Napolean Dynamite was overrated.

my party was sweet, didnt you think?

I'm pretty shure it's a 14 year old fat kid

www.mtv.com/onair/andy_milonakis/

Wanna know something... that 14 year old kid is actually a 29 year old man. He was born in 1976. I think he might have the same defect that Gary Coleman has...

And what party is Maserati Man talking about?

hmm, I didn't know that

Probably his Birthdayparty

What's your favorite fluorescent color?

black

did rollin' change the layout to the old one?

No, only the functionality

Is black a fluorescent color?

Black is, essentially, every colour.

My God. Parko's weird isn't he?

what do you want,

He listens to gothic music

Do you think Parko is all dressed in black and wears lipstick and has punk hair?

No, I can vouch for that. I have brown hair, sunburnt lips and bogan hair. I do however have a piercing on my C***. LMAO, jkn

Do ya reckon Kris has got the hots for me?

No, I can vouch for that. I have brown hair, sunburnt lips and bogan hair. I do however have a piercing on my C***. LMAO, jkn

Do ya reckon Kris has got the hots for me?

Keep dreaming, man-slave.

Why does Parko have this belief that he's going to get Kris?

Because he's a playa

Do I smell a little bit of jealousy with Top Secret, lol?

I do. LMAO

Do you think I can fly?

I do. LMAO

Do you think I can fly?

Fly? Let me guess the location. TX?

Why do I such big font?

Cause you're annoying.

Why is Top Secret not as attracted to Kris as I am?

Because you're bordering on stalker material.

Does Kris think we're freaks now?

Maybe me, but not you.

When can I drive a V8 Vantage?

When you're sleeping.

Do you believe me when I say that we have two Porsches?

No at the moment.

Will CarRocker provide proof?

Sean knows I'm not lying

Who wants proof?

I don't care really

should I buy a new mobile phone?

ya go for it

nicest flavour for tic tacs?

The lemon flavoured ones

will there ever be purple tic tacs?

lemon you have lemon OUTRAGE!!! we have lime and cinammon and mint and orange..LEMON OMDZ

no sorry probably not

why am i sooooooooo bored?

Bored on a sunday evening?

what do you like more, Nokia or Sonyericsson?

Nokia x infinity

i have 3 and there all fab i've got a motorola now its gd:D

what does 4 mins mean to you?

Nokia sucks now, they use to be good but they are like a fashion trend that won't die. Nokia was a leader in the mobile market for a very long time, now they aren't. There have been no innovative telephones from Nokia as of current. Sony Ericsson has innovative phones like the new W800 walkman phone or the P900 thats been at the forefront for a long time now, a replacement is coming to market very soon. The only thing Nokia makes decent is their user interface but now companies like Sony Ericsson and Samsung are cathing up and their's are surpassing Nokia's.

Right now Nokia may have a 31.9% share of the global market, this is thanks to the contracts they have for selling their cheap phones, but look at GM you can be the biggest but not the greatest.

Hmm 4 mins? It means not enough time to do anything

Out of the following teletubbies Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po. which one would you go out on a date with? *haha you have to answer it!*

I'm thinking the exact same,
still a lot of people prefer Nokia, I think they are just being ignorant
or they are just used by it's software
Also picture quality of Nokia sucks, SE is much better
I own a T610 and I like it, now I'm gonna buy a w800i

I'm thinking Dipsy

He was the green one right?

Umm what was the question?

lol its was there yesh dipsys the green 1

should i watch MTV or stay here?

i have to go to school anyway8-)
the question being?

Now I had to delete and repost cause SOMEONE double posted me out of the new post with jibber jabber...


stay here..
MTV is for losers who need social acceptions in some stupid faccit of life..

Shows like My Sweet 16...and cribs just further force kids to become complete morons and selfish brats.....they also encourance little white kids to become stooped in wiggerdome


What parent would let their little son Scott, go outside wearing a fubu gortex jacket and a do-rag?

What parents WOULDN'T slap the crap out of their spoiled ass daughter who cried when she couldn't get the landrover for her 16th birthday.....?

What parents WOULDN'T slap the crap out of their spoiled ass daughter who cried when she couldn't get the landrover for her 16th birthday.....?

Lol, I've seen that episode. My sweet 16 is just for laughs IMO.

Firstly before my question, Bam Margera is cool and Viva La Bam rocks,

My question now,

How many people will tell me it's **** and how much they hate Bam Margera?

5.999999 billion people. Yes, everyone hates Bam but you, my friend.

Anyone know any of Aqualung's songs?

I'm a barbie girl ??? I'm very surprised I remember that.

Who thinks Top Secret should go on AIM now?

your homosexual desires think he should...OOO burnn...

who thinks that was funny...really..

your homosexual desires think he should...OOO burnn...

who thinks that was funny...really..

*raises hand*

*looks around*

*lowers hand*

And parko, Aqualung is different to Aqua. It's got a lung on the end.

Q: Who likes Aqualung?

I was only jokin and a bad joke it was. I've never heard Aqualung.

I don't know if I like Aqualung.

Who likes Muse other than Top Secret?

other people that like Muse

Batman or Spiderman?

Now I had to delete and repost cause SOMEONE double posted me out of the new post with jibber jabber...

what i never made ya delete ya post..i don't get it...sorry:(

spiderman!!!

favourite porsche?

1986 Porsche 911 Turbo 3,3 Targa

What's your favourite Porsche?

944 Lux

fave song?

At the moment, HIM - Soul On Fire

Fav engine configuration?

v8

whats up with the 666 parko?

its his gothic group. you wouldn't understand.

why did Top-Secret get pissed when I spoke Chinese fluently?

its his gothic group. you wouldn't understand.

why did Top-Secret get pissed when I spoke Chinese fluently?

Answer: Obviously he's jealous of your soaring intellect.

Question: Why can't I be a genius like Erind?

cause your not albanian..

why did 2nite suck?

its his gothic group. you wouldn't understand.

why did Top-Secret get pissed when I spoke Chinese fluently?
What does the number 666 have to do with gothic music?

Google it b1atch!

666 is a sign of the devil


Why does this topic keep getting off topic?

because it's members are nutcases?

Who's the biggest nutcase?

I'm gonna have to say Faisal although he's gone.

Favourite BMW?

BMW 645CSi

how many hours of class did I miss today?

none but you missed the classes of how to be a moron...


and 666=devil...
devil=gothics... they are the ones who wear black clothes with a red deivl or crap.. yes, 666 represents gothics imo. and chains, and big pants, not baggy, BIG... like 50inch in diameter TUBES!! and the ripped hoodies, and the black eyelids and black lips, and stuff. and the huge holes on the ears and the ears tearing off because of the weight of the 20000 earings on them. and the eyebrows pierced and wierd piercings and stupid hair styles like toooo black, and designs on the head...


Do you need more lesson on how gay gothics are????

Answer: No thank you.

Question: Would anyone like lessons on how gay 50 cent wannabe gangsta rappers are?

I don't think gay is the right word here, wannabe gangsta is more suitable,
A: maybe you

Q: how many times the word 'gay' has been said on SCF

many

wheres the party?

um here across the other side of the world

have you heard of....vinci?

Erind, you wouldn't believe how funny that was to me. LMAO

I'm the kid who listens to metal, normal hair, normal basically. But you, you probably dress up in 3kg of bling every time you go out, you're a wannabe gangsta who can't even rap and It shows in the Rapping thread. lol. Keep it up mate, it's f***** hilarious. lol

um here across the other side of the world

have you heard of....vinci?

heard of him, he was a great man

what's the color of the 100€ bill?

Deep Purple


What's your favourite pack of M&M's?

There's a lot, here's a picture.
http://www.emanu.it/Euro/100%20euro.jpg

Why do so many white kids listen to rap?

Because they're crap, like...ummm crap and try to rap with sprap.


Why (and with a detailed answer) do so many people hate Bam Margera?

He has a stupid face
acts like a child
has a stupid band
ruins things
doesn't give aid to the children of africa
too rich, he doesn't know what too do with his money
He's gay
His name is Bam
He is worse then a 5-year old
He is probably still a virgin

Is that enough?

I'll just correct a couples of things but yes, that's okay.

has a stupid band

He doesn't have a band, CKY is the band that his brother's in.
too rich, he doesn't know what too do with his money

He has fun in his own expensive way.
His name is Bam

His real name is Brandon.
He is probably still a virgin

Apparently according to his ex-fiance Jennifer Rivell, Bam Margera has cheated on her with approx. 40-50 girls. And there's also a Jenn Rivell, Bam Margera sex tape floatin about on the internet.



What would be the first thing you'd say if you won the lottery?

I'd say "holy feck, i've just won the lottery. Come on dad, Let's go get you a viper SRT/10"

What would you say

Werdd..

What would you do with the money you just won from the lottery?

check my blog in Myspace...... www.myspace.com/parko1990


Who would donate more than 1 million of their winnings to charity?

1 in a million.

Cool answer huh?

Erind, you wouldn't believe how funny that was to me. LMAO

I'm the kid who listens to metal, normal hair, normal basically. But you, you probably dress up in 3kg of bling every time you go out, you're a wannabe gangsta who can't even rap and It shows in the Rapping thread. lol. Keep it up mate, it's f***** hilarious. lol

you would be surprised. I mean i don't wear Hollister and AE and shyt, but the largest shirt I ever wore was L. usually I wear mediums. And no, no blind. All I have is a white gold necklace with the Albanian Eagle. Cost me 750 Euros in the Tirana Airport when I left Albania.

Nice answer tabber....

Who in the ***in world would name their band or w/e the *** it is camp kill your self? how gay? what???????? why?????????

Because they wanna.

Who names themself "Snoop Dogg", or "Dr. Dre", How gay? What? Why?

It's still less gay then Bam or Camp kill yourself

what's snoop dogg's real name?