Dinners?! You stay at school until dinner?!

Who has pity for Cheeky?

not me, i do too.

what's the best exotic you've ever seen.

[QUOTE=tabber]Dinners?! You stay at school until dinner?![QUOTE]

No i think cheeky means like school lunch eg. chips u no from the canteen

not me, i do too.

what's the best exotic you've ever seen.

I once saw a Maserati driving down a major road around where I live.

What's your least favorite car?

Anything riced.

Do you mind if I use this question to welcome you to the forums?

no lol

why don't i like my new school?

Because I don't like mine either...


Will I win 50 euros in 8ball pool tomorrow???

shyt no.


why is my guidance consuler a b*tch who knows how to f up my schedule?

because she is a *****

Why OH Why did I lose Fluffybunny?

because it was rubbish

dominos pizza or pizza hut?

pizza hut

wheres the beef?

still running around a farm somewhere probarbly

Q: Did wankelman win 50€ at 8ball pool

Most likely not.:confused:

What did you eat for breakfast?

I was in a hurry today so I just had a Berroca.

Gosh. I'm tired.

Answer: then lick my sack.

Question: What the hell is a Berroca?

Answer: then lick my sack.

Question: What the hell is a Berroca?

It's actually spelt Berocca; my mistake. But Berocca is this bad boy:

http://www.star-line.co.jp/a2/gould/berocca.jpg

Berocca, pink tablets that when mixed with water form a bright orangey red effervescent drink, rich in vitamins B and C, is the beverage of choice for recovering from hard nights.

It's like a miracle drug.

Q: Why am I dependant on Berocca?

I dunno.

Q: Why are you?

Because when he huffs Vitamin B it makes his vision turn into a technicolor dream..

Q: Why are irish energy drinks so disgusting..AND..Why would they put on the label "Does not replace the nutrients lost from diarrhea"

Because when he huffs Vitamin B it makes his vision turn into a technicolor dream..

Q: Why are irish energy drinks so disgusting..AND..Why would they put on the label "Does not replace the nutrients lost from diarrhea"

Answer: Because the irish are hardcore to the max. I mean, they drink guiness like water. That stuff is mud.

Question: Damn, Bill Cosby is awesome?

Answer: Because the irish are hardcore to the max. I mean, they drink guiness like water. That stuff is mud.

Question: Damn, Bill Cosby is awesome?

*** YEAH!!!! have you seen the bill cosby show? its hilarious, especialy that fat white kid who always gets ripped on. Peter or something.

isn't rudy from the cosby show all hot now that shes grown up? shes stupid fly. I wanna pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

go get her man

who thinks we should start a babe gallery thread on SCF?

Who thinks that Aleksander hasn't checked the Gallery link right next to UserCP?

Who thinks that Aleksander hasn't checked the Gallery link right next to UserCP?

oh yeah, I forgot about that

Who thinks that Aleksander hasn't checked the Gallery link right next to UserCP?

Right here. lol.

Who thinks we need better car topics... someone start something. I been posting in these misc forums for a while. lol. the car forums are like what car should i get and what cool car u saw and crap. others are old.

Right here. lol.

Who thinks we need better car topics... someone start something. I been posting in these misc forums for a while. lol. the car forums are like what car should i get and what cool car u saw and crap. others are old.

Answer: Make one yourself, hippy.

Question: If Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel got into a fight, who would win? I'm sorry for bringing back an old topic, but this question has been bugging me all day.

Answer: Vin Diesel because Chuck Norris is GAY!

Question: Do you think some Motorsports should be included in the Olympics? (Germany and Japan would probably grab some medals)

ye that would be a great, motorsports could become loved sports..!

Question: Do you like rock music?

yeah but not to heavy init

do you like john legend's songs?

Sure.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

OKAYY!!

Ever give yourself a "stranger"?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Answer: Vin Diesel because Chuck Norris is GAY!

CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MAN! http://haiku.blogs.com/celebrity/images/vin_diesel-thumb.jpg vs. http://www.newfoundwang.com/pics/d-chuck-norris.jpg

nothing kirstyn...nothing

why do we have to do 2 hours of footy a week?

because you're a fat loser and you have body odour.

Why can't donkey's run fast?

Big asses....OH GOD I AM HILARIOUS.

Q: How'd I land such a hottie?

She's into Harry Potter

Q: Who would win a fight between Bill Gates and Donald Trump?

bill gates would because he would send an unstoppable virus into him and he would die

do u collect car models?

No, but at the moment i'm building a plastic 1/4 scale model 426 HEMI and a gigantic LEGO F1 Ferrari. Nobody's too old for lego.

Q: Do you drink Ribena?

yeah i like strawberry and blackcurrant :D

do u eat cheesestrings?

No, only 40s, hypnotic, captain, corona, tirana, pidhisatom.

Why did my phone break today?

Because god hates your phone.

Q: Why can't I win prizes and comps?

because whoever made that game/competition crap thought he would win first, then if there is anything left, you would win. I am sure he didnt mean to help you.

Why didn't I have my camera today? I saw an orange Diablo and a silver continental gt behind it.

A: Because you didnt pick it up.

Q: Do you like Before I forget by Slipknot.

slipknot f*ckin suck my balls..nothing worse then a bunch of angry guys who think its halloween screamin into a mic..

ever hitch hiked before?

i wish

every walked along the boulavard of broken dreams?

no cause new songs from greenday suck.


a guy ever tell you to "batten down the hatches"?

NO

why are my eyes burning?

Answer: You saw Kris naked.

Question: What was the 23rd question of this whole thread?

Michael Jordan asked:

If you could do anything in the world for 15 minutes what would it be?.. think about it, to the young ones like me, dont want to blow it on something you could do later on in life!

View the week's Lotto numbers.

Q: How much money would you have to be paid to sleep over at Michael Jackson's house?

billions like 70 billion.....

can you help me fight the beat?

yeah , shure

who is the greatest soccer player in the world? **coughkezmancough**

a: zidane

q: how many fingers does it take to count to 100?

10 times 10

Who is the best soccer player again, and it's not zidane ***coughKezmancough**?

100

Q: Was my answer right?

shyt yea.

when does the party start?

thursday 9pm

Who is going to the parteeeee?

me..party wont start til i walk in

is it going to be off the hizzy fo shizzy?

Hell yes brother mustang!

Who here has read Matthew 15:10? Some crazy stuff there. I always thought it was went into the mouth that defiled...

no..

have you read..todays paper?!

I have no need for the tripe of men! I'm sated with the tripe of God!

Do you do the Dew?

hell chizzle to the wizzlle no

Does talking to the chizzle wizlle like the brizzle fizzle make mezzle a making Pimpizzle?

idk

does wayne brady need to choke a b*tch?

No, but I need to choke myself. I'll be back in a minute.

Get it?

no

I've been to canterbury a few times, I saw you giving bread to some pigeons, why do you do that, archbishop of Canterbury?

I'm kind to all animals, except Catholics.

Don't bash me okay? (Get that?)

Chocolate is a seducer, it will actually make you hornier than you are, but not anything else. Also coconuts, sushi, and some other stuff I forgot.

I don't know about the whole deal of if you eat chocolate, you are lacking sex.

God I'm so happy, I'm so happy ! I'm no longer the oldest prayer on this forum. Welcome to Archbishop !

Are you proud to be the old schmock now ?

idk

Who thinks the archbishop of canterbury is tabber.

your mama

Who thinks nutty boy's a girl?

you

who thinks parko is transsexual?

you

who thinks parko is transsexual?Not me. I thought he was 4 years old and he didn't like it...so imagine a transsexual !!!

When will these hurricanes cease ?

when crossle stops farting......hahahahahah, so lame.

Hmmmm.....who thinks Aleksander is bi.

Ummmm

dunno

Q: Am I slick or what?

sometimes

Am I too superior for this world?

nope, just too gay, but gays think they are superiour, so i guess you are.

why did the rabbit cross the road?

only you know

Why does Erind wants me to be gay?

because you are serbian.

why did aleksander ask a stupid question?

because you asked an even more stupid question

Why doesn't Erind understand my question?

hes drunk...

why do ***in commercials and salespeople call my phone 24/7???????

because your albanian

do you like to get called by salespeople?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if I was Albanian, and they knew, I am sure they wouldnt call because I wouldnt buy a sponge for $50 and donate 49 out of the 50 to the Retarded Children Association...

why doesn't x-zibit pick up my Blazer and pimp it out???

because it's too gay to be pimped

you wanna buy a sponge to support the Retarded Children Association?

no

ya think we should start a choir?

if u dont suck at singin as much as me...

Hu Yu HaiDing?

if u dont suck at singin as much as me...

Hu Yu HaiDing?

Shut up. That's so old.

Does anyone agree that the LS430 has the brighest headlights EVER?

Ummm yep.

Q: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

I think it was Jesus

why are cows white with black spots?

because if they were black with white spots white people wouldn't have started shamrock farms.....

why do people always say 2+2 instead of 3+1

So when the youngin's start multiplication, its easier to remeber..2x2=4, 3x1=3.

Why did i forget to read chapters 9-12 for hw?

because you are irresponsible and your parents will scold you for the rest of you life

Why is he so irresponsible

Because there was a very free period of his lifetime when his unloving parents couldn't care less about what he did.

Why am I posting at school?

cuz your cool

why am i not doing my homework at midnight?

Because your too tired and don't feel like it.

What is your favorite video game?

GT4

Why do fridges have a light but freezer's don't?

Most freezers have lights, but I don't know why one wouldn't.

What's your favorite way to relieve stress?

Mastur.... you fill in the rest

Why don't don't fat people wear "I beat annorexia" shirts?

yesterday I saw you wearing one, so some do wear it

Is the secret ingredient carboard in hamburgers?

yesterday I saw you wearing one, so some do wear it

Is the secret ingredient carboard in hamburgers?

No, its little fat molecules that make you fatter.

why did the *****-cat cross the road?

because it wanted to kill itself

Are you a fat kid?