cuz your going to get a A+ on it..


why are people still in school?!

cause their nerds

how come the best food here is cereal

cause we feel like it

why do i have to give a ten minute presentation on asean tomorrow

If i knew was asean was I might respond. Do you mean "a sean" like a person named sean you have to give a presentation on? If thats what it is...first off sounds a little weird. Secondly and to answer your question

A: you dont have too, you always have a choice. Just say no to drugs.

Q: Why....can I not think of a question.

Answer: Because you didn't put a "?" at the end of your sentence. PEople with bad grammar go to the 7th circle of hell and become buried head first in sh*t.

Question: What are the three stories in Dante's "Divine Comedy"? Also, if it's a story about hell and sorrow, why is it called a comedy?

irony.
Q: Suntan lotion, orrrrrr, Crisco?
did you get that from Lewis Black?

"Its like going to the bathroom infront of a lot of people and not caring."
anyone? anyone?

A: What

Q: hi, how you doing.

A: whats it to you.....jk lol

Q: Why am I bored

i thought you were Atomsk.

why is it that summers end so quickly?

Because school districts are jewish and only gives us 3 months off.


why do people that drive a bmw M3 think they're the sh*t?

because they are

why won't my school burn

cause its coated with flame retardent

why does the world spin

Q:Consider objects condensing out of a gas cloud, as they collapse
the tidal force of one lump can induce rotation in a nearby lump.
As angular momentum is conserved, there is no overall rotation in
the system ( Universe ) but matter at all scales will have some
rotation. Total angular momentum must add to zero.

Tidal force is a short range force that essentially arises from
variation of some force ( here gravitation ) over the size of the
object we are interested in. To see how this can lead to transfer
of angular momentum, consider the example of Earth Moon system.
Here, tidal force of Earth has slowed down rotation of the Moon
and now the Moon is doing the same thing to the Earth. Such a
transfer requires nonspherical distribution of mass - even a small
departure from sphericity can lead to a large transfer of
angular momentum over a long enough time.
Jasjeet


THERE HAPPY
-http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/ast99/ast99318.htm (answer from this site)


Why did I go to such great lengths to find such a long answer for XMustangManX 70?

because he was testin your patience


isnt atomsk such a good guy?

The main idea is that angular momentum is conseved i.e. cannot change. Angular momentum is the product of the spin rate adn the moment of inertia ( a measure of the distribution of the mass about the axis of rotation) The product is constant. If mass is widely dispersed as before condensing into a planet, and is very slowly rotating, then when it condenses into a planet (making a small moment of inertia) the rate of rotation could be large. So condensing amplifies whatever rotation there was initially.

EDIT: Goddamn you Atomsk! I'll never write my own answer again!

What are you having for dinner?

yes... atomsk is a wonderfull person


If the moon were made of spare ribs, would you eat it?

Mmmmm spare ribs....

What were we talking about again?

EVERYTHING!

if some1 were to close this thread would you kill him?

All depends on how far away they are... I have a 5000 word research paper due this week.... if we're talkin the Eastern states, or Canada... maybe. lol

Who is your favourite cartoon character?

Peter Griffin

What is the topic of this 5000 word research paper?

The Psychological effects of Media, specifically the effect of the Internet on Behaviour.

What is your favourite Teletubby?

The purple one with the green belly that looked like a Dinosaur. Oh no wait, that was Barney, never mind.

Why do you have to write a 5000 word paper in Aug?

lol... I don't WANT to write it, but I am doing honors in Psychology, and then a Docterate in Psychology eventually..... so it's kinda needed. As for Why in AUGUST.. it's simple, doing summer semester.

Favourite Will Ferrel moment?

Slightly off topic, but if your paper is in reference to how the internet effectuates abnormal behavior I think you should find SCF a veritable field ripe to harvest.

True that...ripe like a fine plum...even though I hate plums.

Q: Someone got a teleporter?

yea..got one in my closet


should i give ghalos my teleporter?

I think Ghalos should write a 5000 word essay on why he deserves the teleporter... hahah

In answer to Tabbers question. No, it is just on how self-assessment, uncertainty reduction, self-enhancement, self-protection, self-esteem, affiliation meaning, and efficacy are affected by certain types of communication-interaction behaviour. (ie: chatrooms, news sites, forums... hmmm.. maybe I could mention SCF in there somewhere.. just not in dealing with abnormal behaviour as SCF is very much normal.. as my research and personal experience emphasize)

anywho- after 50 years of typing... here's my question :
Why is the sky blue?

cause green is takin by trees, red by apples, and yellow by my shirt

whats in miracle grow that makes flowers grow so big?

It's filled with Floral Crack Cocaine.....

Why isn't Tyrone Biggums President?

lmao...cause hes too busy bein ceo of red balls


when has keepin it real gone wrong for you?

When I got shot.....Damn Black people driving their BMW's (Black Man Working)

When has it gone wrong for YOU

umm well earlier today it sucked cuz i was soaking wet. it went wrong.

why am i drinking jamba juice?

slezak, please, you dont have to give us clues. if you want to come out of the closet, just do it. be strait foreward, dont gjust give us clues.

why is Deep Purple such a cool band?

Because they are purple. And deep.

Why am I listening to Mack the Knife?

cos you are bored.

Why am i listening to Rammstein.

Because ur depressed.

Y was i looking at a Suzuki Swift (the new one) this mornin? :-k

cos your turned on by them.

What is the sublimionional disracfracature of 45

numbers cant be subliminal.

or can they?

that is the question

what is the answer?

The question is Why are you asking such a stupid question ?

The answer is ask A stupid question get a stupid answer..

Not making and sense

yea you really arent makin ANY sense.

Thank you Sweetie, But I think I already pointed that out[-X

In answer to the non-existant question...yes, I did paint our porch, thanks.

Q: Who shot the sheriff?

Eric Clapton?

Who won?

eric clapton

should i stay or should i go?

I'd recomend goin' if you've gotta piss...stay for the cake.

Q: What's that in the sky!?!

Lucy and Diamonds

Who didn't know the answer to that question?

anyone who doesnt know the Beatles.

why do people think the song "Baba O'riley" is called "Teenage Wasteland"?

because they're ignorant

perrier or s. pellegrino?

perrier
whats s pellegrino

http://www.balkanexpress.com.mk/shopping_b/san_pellegrino.jpg thats s. pellegrino

pellegrino...

Perrier is too crisp

I AGREE!

Q: Sleep???

well, you just went to bed. so, yes.

btw, Pellegrino is really good sparkling water.

Carson Daily really is just not funny. so why does he have a show?

well, you just went to bed. so, yes.

btw, Pellegrino is really good sparkling water.

Carson Daily really is just not funny. so why does he have a show?

I ask the same question when people go on about Seinfeld.

Why didn't I go to school when it's a friday?

cuz its summer.

EDIT: Whats better golfing or swimming

yo ask a question slezak

cuz its summer.

EDIT: Whats better golfing or swimming


swimming for being the more non-boring of the two...but golfing is better for career opportunities haha. going golfing with some directors never hurts.

What is the best ice cream flavor made.

Can't beat Cookie Dough ice cream.

Why am I so fussed about people spelling correctly and having correct grammar?

b/c your a nerd

why does metallica rock so much?

swimming for being the more non-boring of the two...but golfing is better for career opportunities haha. going golfing with some directors never hurts.

What is the best ice cream flavor made.

Guiness, its actualy really good lol.

What is the secret password?

Simmings better b/c you can cool off, Cookie Dough is the best ice cream..

What's the best drink ever ?

sex on the beach


what are a good pair of headphones?

Audiotechnica. Hella expensive though.

Why am I a nerd?

Becuase that's how you chose to act


Why am I a prep ?

sex on the beach


what are a good pair of headphones?

Long Island Ice Tea...best drink ever.

A: http://www.bose.com/controller?event=DTC_LINKS_TARGET_EVENT&DTCLinkID=2724&perfsourceid=k15318&src=k15318

Q: Why does it seem like my brain got unhooked this morning and I cannot think strait.

Long Island Ice Tea...best drink ever.

A: http://www.bose.com/controller?event=DTC_LINKS_TARGET_EVENT&DTCLinkID=2724&perfsourceid=k15318&src=k15318

Q: Why does it seem like my brain got unhooked this morning and I cannot think strait.


Because you had to many Long Island Iced teas last night.

What is the magic word?

A: ShaZAM!

Q:Why am I excited for next friday to come?

please


What am I drinking right now

crunk juice

whens lunch being served?

When you disappear.

What's that funny drink in Eurotrip again?

absinthe...it doesnt glow in real life tho


why is absinthe so expensive?

Abseneth (wow horrible spelling) aka the green fairy. licorice flavoured liquir made with wormwood. If its made properly, can make you hallucinate. Its expensive because of the ingredients/proccess and the fact that the real stuff is illegal in many countries.

Why is euro trip such a funny movie?

because of the guy on the train that tries to get with that one guy.

why are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches so good?

Because they are

why did the chicken cross the road

To get to the other side.


Why are slurpees (slushies for those who don't know) so good?

becuase of the cool, refreshing flavor you feel as they slide down your throat..


Why Am I drinkin' Vanilla Coke ??

Because u like it

Why did I get so fumed in the "are speed cameras bad" thread

Because people like to complain about thing that are their fault.


Why do people like to complain?

because some people are never happy , and inorder for them to get some satisfaction, they exress their problems in a whiny nature, and get pleasure from bothering people

Why did I have to explain that in such a stupid way

Because you couldn't come up with something to make it funny/inspirational.

What mustang do you have MustangMan?

1990 mustang lx..i ripped out the old 4cyl. and im runnin on a 302.


dirty harry?

A:huh????

Q:what????

what what what?

why wont steven segal stop making movies...?

because he's obsessed

why does it seem to me that this thread is dying(don't say cuze it is)

because its been going on for about a year
why am i so bored

becuase u don't have 100 posts

when will I get 400 posts


EDIT: Answer , right now

I'll ask another question

Why is the sky blue

Its due to the interaction between the atmospheric gases and the incoming soloar radiation. Either that or its because a green sky would look funny.


How do they get the caramel in the caramilk bars?

injection or rotational moalding?

why cant i spell?

because u didn't go to school

why didn't he go to school

Because he's too cool for school.

How do they get all the little white m's on the M'n'M 's?

2cents the hour and a bunch of children in Asia with little hands and small paint brushes.

is might right, or is right might?

with these elven slaves who do all the hard work in candy factories.....it is also rumored that they write the s's on the skittles

what is the meaning of life

EDIT: damn u cooper...u beat me too it

might is right.

Whats the meaning of life?

idk, i just asked that lol :D

what is the meaning of life already!!!!!!!!!!!!

immortality

what is the exact defenition for the letter E???

idk, i just asked that lol :D

what is the meaning of life already!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoa...thats kinda crazy we asked the same question at like the same time...its like our brains were connected or something.

The constant (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Constant.html) e is base of the natural logarithm (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/NaturalLogarithm.html), whose symbol honors Euler (http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/biography/Euler.html) . This means that e is the unique number with the property that the area of the region bounded by the hyperbola (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Hyperbola.html) y=1/x, the x-axis (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/x-Axis.html), and the vertical lines x=1 and x=e is 1. In other words,

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/equations/e/equation1.gif(1)
With the possible exception of http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/equations/e/inline6.gif, e is the most important constant in mathematics since it appears in myriad mathematical contexts involving limits (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Limit.html) and derivatives (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Derivative.html). The numerical value of e is

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/equations/e/equation2.gif


Q: How can crayons have so many colors?

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/equations/e/inline6.gif

This means pi.

You just made me feel very stupid Speed. :(

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/equations/e/inline6.gif

This means pi.

You just made me feel very stupid Speed. :(

rofl. well thats not saying very much...haha jk.

bad memories... of integral calculus... must not remember...

So you can draw as many colours of horsies that you want.

Why are man holes round?