your room

Where am i?

Answer: somewhere with Attaus's sister.

Question: Is attaus going to hunt me down and steal my ice cream?

if its hagen daaz coffee ice cream, yes.

does it come in black?

If you're talking about me, then yes, I do come in black. Living in South-East Queensland with Asian skin for 10 years with no sunscreen will do wonders.

As my friend says "You're as black as the night is long."

Did you expect me to be black?

um i don't really care --->*black or white it don't matter we still human*<---

Ghetto Gospels right init?

Only if Elvis sings it.

What's with all this 'LOL' stuff? Is it that hard to use a bit of onomatopeoia?

A:LOL is Laugh Out Loud
Q:How can you tell what's true and what's not when you can't even tell whether u're awake or asleep?

Q:How can you tell what's true and what's not when you can't even tell whether u're awake or asleep?A: If you can remember drinking, its not real.
Q:If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

not much

Q: Why did the guy wana buy my Aston Martin cap?

A:Because he's obsessed with James Bond films.
Q:Why is drifting so beutiful.

Answer: It's not. It's expensive and it's not natural.

Question: Why is MadTV not funny?

plays too much, too many reruns, same cast for like 10 years.

im not going to ask a stupid question. are you?

too late MM... (hey MadTV was funny when it first started, then the cast turned CRAP)

why did Emus evolve to be flightless birds?

A:LOL is Laugh Out Loud

No ***** mate.

A: Yes.

Q: Who thinks Simple Plan is a load of crap?

does that really need to be asked, just assume any moderately concious individual hates their crap music...

Q: why do people call Simple Plan pop-Punk - putting some small thoguhtless connection between them and great bands such as the Sex Pistols - , instead of pop-crap as they should be?

EDIT: maybe i shouldnt have posted that one, simple plan flaming always goes on too far...

new Q: can someone send me a new copy of HL and CS, (someone else registered my keycode with steam so i cant update :mad: - I BOUGHT A DAMN COPY AGES AGO!)... ?

Answer: Honestly, you can have my keycode if I can find it.

Question: Am I a sillyhead?

Yes!

dont look at me ur not getting mine..

Good cause i don't like domestic beers.....

Dizzam or Shiznite?

Uh...yeh.

Is this not hilarious?

http://shadowsrealm.com/fark/tom-oprah.gif

itssssssss kinnnndaaaaaa...........

not really...

who is Mike Jones?

my mate's dad's cousin's cousin's 2nd cousin

lol
get all that?

No.

Do I care?

probably not

nicest car i saw today?

Answer: 1968 Dodge Coronet R/T. Wait, they don't have those in England. I forgot you guys were pansies and couldn't handle a real car.

Question: Why are europeans so odd?

there not. americans are

why is singapore the best country ever?

its not. america is.

why is america the best country ever?

it isnt but chicago is the best town in america.

why is chicago so freakin awesome?

because you are drunk and your perspective is distorted....

Why is San Diego the best town in the us?

its not

is drifster high?

no, just gay.

and it is the best city in America by far. the weather is....... awesome.

why does this guy trash talk San Diego?

Because he hasn't been to the Gold Coast yet.

What's my avatar?

Because after traveling to Tucson the exteme gayity of that college town distorted his views.

Because he hasn't been to the Gold Coast yet.

What's my avatar?
Wankle holding a rotar?

am i right or am i right?

Because after traveling to Tucson the exteme gayity of that college town distorted his views.
its true, there are a lot of gays in this town, doent mean im one of you tho. pwned.

Wankle holding a rotar?

am i right or am i right?

HAHAHA...Wankle is not Japanese. It's Isami Amemiya, founder of RE-Amemiya, the most famous rotary tuner on the planet. Some modified car fans might recognize him.

Oh wait, just to answer the question, no, you're not right.

Why is MM incorrect?

he was wrong, or he was wrong, or he WAS one of them...

was he incorrect because he is a n00b or because he was so high he couldnt see the screen properly?

the high one :-/

ugh

rug

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow that is african?

zero

why am i so tired?

because you wack too much.

am i going to get in trouble for writing that?

Wack? As in wax the dolphin? I dont think so..


Will he?

not unless its with himself

did wat i say make sense?

yes it did at least i got it.

SCF vs WORLD who would win?

depends. if the have sticks and we have bazookas and uzis, us.

mmmmmmm, makeup.

Tastes nice doesn't it?

Should I buy this shirt or not? Pretty funky eh?

http://www.alaysia.com/Ebay/benshermanpinkstripepolo.jpg

Its cool, buy it.


The baaarber can give you a haircut, the carpenter can take you out to lunch. As soon as you're born, you start dyin', so you might aswell have a good time.

SHEEEEEP GO TO HEAVEN, GOOATS GO TO..... HELL.

i saw a goat in heaven once.

why are some people just really annoying from the minutes theyre born?

A: because that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, they like it

Q: was that lame or what?

A: Don't steal my questions. And yes, it was.

Q: Would you like some gookie-gookie?

A: of course

Q: do you want some yum-cha asian food?

sure

who wants hokkien mee

gross, you mother freakin sicko.

Jim Morrison or Jon Lennon?

John Lennon for me.

I got a mullet haircut today. Cool or what?

i know an Asian kid with a mullet. looks really dumb.

hahaha, Top Secret looks dumb. loser or what?

gross, you mother freakin sicko.

Jim Morrison or Jon Lennon?

its a malaysian noodle dish

can u think of a question for me?

maybe...



what are you doin for the 4th of july?

Stony Creek Metro Park with my family.

What do you like most about America?

That it's not anywhere near Australia.

You excited about the whole Live 8 thing?

No.. its overblown. Raising AWARENESS? WE KNOW THEY'RE POOR! Raise money, b*tches. Money.


Live 8 is a dumb idea... right?

Attaus, I don't think you actually get the whole point of the Live 8 concerts. Anyhoot, I personally think it's a great idea.

John Legend is awesome right?

sure, why not

Q: Gimme a beer.

gimme a beer please... jerk.

is eating 2-3 lbs of cherries healty on an empty stomach? cause thats what i just did this mornin.

RIP Maserati Man
"We all thought he would be shot"
Does that answer your question?

hopefully not, unless they were poisoned or something.

were they poisoned?

I dunno, were they?!

^ That's my question as well.

no lol

was Live 8 good?

i went uhhhhh, and the girl caressed me down. now, is that the loving sound?

No that's sublime and sublime sucks because white people singing Reggea is retarded.. Live 8 I don't know..

you don;t?

why not?

Because, i'm too sexy for that music, too sexy for that music, so sexy it's stupid....

That ok?

no, thats the wrong way.
dont be afraid at the quickness you get laid
for your family get paid its the wrong way.

are you modest?

Trick question.. if I tell you I am modest, then I am not.


Are you in?

I'm so In.

Are You Gellin?

Trick question.. if I tell you I am modest, then I am not.
i congradulate you on your intelligence. thats exaclty why i asked the question.

A: like a fellon.

Q: should i post the tech deck video i made on SCF?

Yes of course.

Why am i not posted here as much?

i dont even know how to answer that.

http://www.ruben.fm/format.html
coolest music video ever huh?

No.


Funniest Video ever: http://www.odd.moose.cc/dyw/upload/loobia.wmv

please dont take this offensive to anyone out there!

Thanks for the question, you dolt.

Everyone at school likes my mullet! Why don't you?

because it doesnt belong on a black Asian. black doesnt even belong on an Asian.

weirdo.

howcome im a retard that spells digets didgets?

Because you are a retarded Italian.

And should I point out, I'm black (heavily tanned) because that's what you get when you spend 10 years on the Gold Coast with no sunscreen. And Asian's tan like nobody's business. And mullets are cool, especially on heavily tanned Asians.

Why does Maserati Man never fail to pay me out?

Umm...*whispered to in ear*..."I can't say."

Q: It's July 4th, to me, that's important, to the Brits, HAHAHAHA"

you and i can laugh together.

can we do it while holding hands?

No you salty fool..

I bit half of my cheek off while sleeping last night...So what exactly would you say if you were about to lay down some hurt on a mob boss?

i am a mob boss, that would just be masochistic.

dude, are you just begging me instead to like, mess up your pizza face infront of your girlfriend here?

How the hell am I supposed to answer that?

S***.

its an Aqua Teen Hunger Force quote.

do you know what episode its from? ill give you 5 cool points if you get it.

A: no idea..

Q: who said this:
"i didn't know he was taking me to the ghetto at first. I looked out the window,i was like what the F***, there's a gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store.. Where the F*** are you taking me??"

Jesus? Muhamid? Abraham? Buddah? Ala? Jahova?

are you what those people over there refer to as "a P.I.M.P"?

Yes. I'm the first ever Asian pimp.

Is Kirstyn going to make it to the SCF gathering or not?

A: ask nocradamus..

Q: are you a camel in disguise?
EDIT: maserati man, it was Dave Chapelle.

no

Q: Do you like ciara

Yeh, she's alright as far as female R&B stars go, but she's going out with Bow Wow, which is never good.

How big is a bee's kazoo?

Yeh, she's alright as far as female R&B stars go, but she's going out with Bow Wow, which is never good.

How big is a bee's kazoo?

Let's make that easier for me, what the hell is a Bee's Kazoo?

a kazoo that bees use dummy.

John Gottie or Al Capone?

Al capone

me or roadhog333?

RoadHog333.

That wasn't fair. Ignore my post.

RoadHog333.

That wasn't fair. Ignore my post.

you can delete it.

Then noone will ever know how funny I am.

if that was a question, then it was stupid none the least.

drummer of Pink Floyd? (and try not to google this people)

Nick Mason, did no one know this?!

What are Nick Mason's parent's names?