Not pay your taxes...?
Q:Who's the man?

George Bush

Miata or MR2 ? (00-04 style)

i don't care they're both crap.

Q: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

l N l U l T l T l Y l B l O l Y l ...My Antidrug.

Q. Miata or MR2 00-04 style.

MR2...with a bodykit, and a boatload of power and suspension/ brake upgrades...My mini Ferrari. =)

Q: *ZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP*
=P

Mkay.

Q. could someone please explain this MR2 - 355 thing, I'm lost. They don't look alike at all imo.

No, but midengined, light, speedy.

Q:GAAAAAAAAAAA:H!?!

sucks for you.

why do i bite my fingernails?

Your hungry.

Might I ask where you keep the spoons?

In the drawer.

Why is being on the apprentice so appealing?

Answer: because they're all rich on that show, just like your daddy.

Question: What the hell was stuck in my hand?

The following question: :D

Q: Do you think it would be worth it to trade my screwed up '96 camaro V6 for an N/A RX7 (~ MY '90) in perfect condition, new paint, engine rebuilt a few weeks ago, 75k on chasis, smogged, perfect flawless interior, w/ sparco seats and ready to go?

If you dont have pay extra. Yes

Why do i have a headache?

Because you were flipping between the 3 channels that were showing the Popes funeral but were all with different sized pictures. Thats what i was doing.
Kizmit, Harvey or Kiss me, Harvey?

u didnt rite a question

wait...my bad...kizmit harvey

Q - do u think renault mite win da championship?

Mayyybe

Q:Who hates it when they make a bowl of cereal only to find out they have only a liiiiiittle bit of milk left...*sniff*...this sucks.

Not me, I'm lactose-intolerant.

Q. What should I eat for breakfast ?

Pig on the spit
I want to try crocodile on the spit, what do you want? On the spit that is.

whats "on the spit"? im not familiar with these auzzie terms you speak of. im gonna guess on the grill. i want to try........hmm........i dunno, duck maybe.

that must suck to be lactose-intolerant. mmm, it is sure good to have a nice glass of milk or icecream one in a while, isnt it?

It's when you cook a pig on a open fire, while a long pointed, metal bar is placed through the rear of the animal, so you can turn it clockwise - ''for better taste!''
''Oh'', the pig also has an apple in its mouth so people can laugh it him, while he toasts!.

It's when you cook a pig on a open fire, while a long pointed, metal bar is placed through the rear of the animal, so you can turn it clockwise - ''for better taste!''
''Oh'', the pig also has an apple in its mouth so people can laugh it him, while he toasts!.
oh ya, that thing. like in the olden days. well, then pig.

(my question is on the previous page)

yep it does suck. i can eat a little (1/2 cup maybe) of icecream tho w/o getting sick.

is haagendaaz dolce de leche (carmel) ice cream the best in the world?

yep it does suck. i can eat a little (1/2 cup maybe) of icecream tho w/o getting sick.

is haagendaaz dolce de leche (carmel) ice cream the best in the world?
mayyyyyybeeeeeeee..........

is now a good time to ask about............ taste loss?

sure...

M3CSL or SLK55?

M3CSL for fun, SLK55AMG for anything and EVERYTHING else.

Q:*HUUUURRRGGGGG*

KKKKKKIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS?
Is it acceptable that me and Ghalos hurg and kirss each other in public?

He lives in a crazy leftwing state. Of course. If you were here in Austin, **** no.

Q. What is 12in's name? In reallife...like how mine is Christine/Christy/Kristy/Chris/Kris, and many others.

El Tristano Es Atila El Hun the first
I'm a dirty little liar, are you?

Yes, you are dirty. Liarific? Dunno

Q:I hate taxes, especially paying them...I'ma stop that.

move to one of the following tax-haven countries

http://www.zyra.org.uk/taxhaven.htm

Q: Should i use Premium or normal fuel next time i fill up?

Normal man, it's not like you have a crazy compression ratio.
Would not the picture attached make the coolest t-shirt ever (thanks be to Ghalos for the idea)

I don't think so. The better t-shirt says: there are 10 kinds of people- those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

Why everybody hates French people?

CAUSE THEY CAN'T COOK A STEAK! Really. And paris is full of dog shite.
Who would win a knife fight on the stone bridge? At midnight.

I'm the type of guy who brings a gun to a knife fight. Why? The victororious one writes history.

Q:The ******* next door left his loud ass alram clock set for 9:30am and either went out and got piss drunk and never came back...Went home for the weekend or is just a flaming ass-tard...


How hard is this punk gonna get punched in the face when I get back tomorrow? *I'd do it, but I like the other people here.*

not very hard cos your gonna.

Q. oh crap i've forgot my question

mnkay

Steak, or Chicken?

And paris is full of dog shite.

Quite littraly it is a filthy city....i wont be going back there until the pubonic plauge has settled :p

A. I had steak this evening, however i do have a love for chicken!...quite littraly infact
:-k

yes, the blue one in particular. good question btw.

can anyone see what my avatar is?

Yes, it's Motley Crue's Greatest something Hits.

Q:I need a vacation with daquiri's, lot's more alcohol, sandy beaches, women in skimpy outfits and a Ferrari F50 parked outside my cabana...

Yes, it's Motley Crue's Greatest something Hits.

Q:I need a vacation with daquiri's, lot's more alcohol, sandy beaches, women in skimpy outfits and a Ferrari F50 parked outside my cabana...
arrive at my house and youve come to the right place. my house is a constant beach-party with Lambos and Ferraris galore.

i need a nice get away where my neighboors play loud rap music at 4am and leave but keep their loud alarm clocks on set for 9:30am........

come to my house then!


Q. F50 or Murcie?

I'd warn against that, Maser man comes to a house and expects sex, hence Ghalos's dorm. And F50 for its T-Top.
Am i the only one in the world cool enough to quote Shakespeare to win arguments?

Yes, sadly, you don't win them.

Q:Anybody here ever gone on a "deadhead" tour? IF so, please shower, take your SCF pin and hat off at the door and kindly get the HELL OUT. =)

im not.

can you give me a good "your moma" joke that i havent heard yet?

your moma is soooo like your moma that she is your moma.

Q.Like my joke

A. It's original and has charm!
Q. Mercedes-Benz 300SL ''gullwing'' or Lambogihini Muira ?

gullwing cos it can fly lol

mouse or rat.

I perfer the sweet taste of rat, yet a mouse is nice if roasted in the oven!.
Q. What the strangest food you've eaten?

A : Calavari.. or Calabari? I dont really know - its fried octupus. Tastes like chicken..

Q : Whats your favorite question?

That one, calaMari.

Q:FWAA?

A : Of course you can have my Sobe.


Q : How should I send my Sobe to Ghalos?

throw it.

i like Calamari. its good. dont you?

Yes. I like it alot.

Calamari or Sushi?

A : Sushi

Q : Fried octupus or fish wrapped in rice and seaweed?

A : Sushi

Q : Fried octupus or fish wrapped in rice and seaweed?
hmm, this is a hard one. i like both a lot, but probly sushi.

shelby or saleen?

shelby

Ferrari 550 barchetta or 575M Maranello?

Answer: A 1968 dodge Coronet R/T 440, please.

Question: Where's waldo? In my pants?!?!?!?!?!

knowing you, probly.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Invader Zim, Family Guy, South Park and Futurama are probly the 5 best cartoons, right?

knowing you, probly.


OOOOOoooohhh, you just pwn3d Mopar.


A: Throw in the Simpsons and we got a deal.

Q: Didn't Maserati Man just PWN Mopar?!

yeah, whatever you say, MM.

Q. who the hell is Waldo

Its a pirated version of Wally

Q Where's Wally?

Not Quite Sure

Breakfast Taco or Eggs & Bacon?

Mini Wheats, this way I'll be able to do two things faster than you, get out the door and take a crap...In no particular order.

Q:Crap or door?

Crapdoor, its like a trapdoor for intestinal emergencies
Has anyone here ever watched Doulbe the Fist?

no

Q. what is the scariest car in the universe?

A: Any car driven by a drunk monkey, or by a woman.

Q: Have you ever tryed to run your car on 2 wheels?

no, I've been on three wheels whilst turning into a turn wayyyyy too fast. Hehehe, good times.

Q:Sneakers or sandals?

Answers: This is a loaded question. I like sandals alot, but you're going to call me a hippy. Oh well, f*ck you all, I like sandals.

Question. Was Joso's previous comment on woman drivers hilarious? Because I sure as hell thought it was.

Yeah, good one Joso:)

Q: GTR or Toca(DTM) Race Driver 2

A. Toca RD 2
Q. Why did jesus probly wear sandal's ?

cos he was a hippy, just like mopar.

what's wally

A: He should be in Mopar's pants right next to Waldo, why dont you ask him?


Q: What the hell is a cheesefrog?

I have no ****ing clue.

Why does everyone ***** about female drivers?

because they ***** suck.

both male and female drivers suck. i mean think about it. guys dont have the brains and girls dont have the skills, right?

Right dawg.

Q:How much have I drank tonight?

Answer: I don't know. How much beer is in a keg?

Question: Will CKG be a good driver when she grows up? I mean, she loves cars, so she'll be aware, but she is a woman, so who knows.

well, its a one in a million shot, literally. there are a few exceptions. there are some good female drivers, but not many. its like there are some males that dont do stupid things when they are driving, but its rare.

why does it hurt when i pee?

Eeeww.. STDs.


How did MM get an STD?

He has sex with little boys. Ewww.

Anybody remember than Maserati chick who won some important race in a MC12 I think, like a few months ago, and she was a british model er something? Well, she was a good driver, no?

Yes, and married sadly...God whatawoman....

Q:Did I suck at teh Halo 2 tonight for once?

Because you showed your feminin side. Baaaaad mistake.
Anyway they say men have more accidents, but thats cause they can take a tree to the bumper like a man, woman just ***** out and swerve so the man in the passengers seat dies.
But then again the man was stupid for letting the woman drive, wasnt he?

A: Yes he was..

Q: whats the best nascar track?

One that you can watch it without dozing off.

Q: F1 or A1?

A: F1

Q: 24 hours of Nurburgring or 24 hours of Le Mans?

Can I say 24 hr of montmelo? If not I choose Le Mans.

Touge (canyon, mountain road) or highway?

Can I say 24 hr of montmelo? If not I choose Le Mans.

Touge (canyon, mountain road) or highway?
umm, duh. canyon and mt road please.

do you ever watch Late Night with Conan O'brien? (im watching that right now)

Not late night, the rerun the next day around noon.

Q:Drop it like it's hot?

Yes, I am hot.
Who here understands inertia?

that one guy......... remember?

what should i do today?

Learn what intertia is and become the second guy

Should i play GT4 or should i play Ace Combat?

GT4

Should i wear a black trackie or a blue one...?

Who cares what clothes girls wear, all men care about is getting into them (i so can't believe i just said that)

Q: How long do you think you can go before you lose it all before they call you bluff and watch you fall

I have no idea but that sounds like it's from an emo song...Nuttyboy, don't listen to emo, it makes you into a bad person.

Q:rooflepants

Nice

Q: I am a bad person. Come and join me.

Q: I am a bad person. Come and join me.
'' Call's cost $5.00 for first min, and $4.99 for each additional minute''

"calls will take about 10 min."

'' Call's may and will be recorded ''
Q. Why will call's be recorded ???

So they can play it back and laugh at the guys who ring up to say 'i'm here to complain about your blue stilton. It seems to be mouldy'

Q:Have you ever done that.

Absolutly, all the time....'its just so hard these day's to find good cheese'
Anddd also I need someone to talk too due to the lonelyness