Not as cool as you Mopar. *bats eyes*

Q:Will Mopar take me to his prom again?
(Dude, get a girl this time, last year was weird)

A: Yes, you please him to much last year, so he really wants you to go with him again
Q: When is your guy's proms?

Prom sucked for me (although it was 5 years ago) I just remember that the sex was good afterwards.

i dunno

should i take honors english again next year?

A: peut-être

Q: Tony Soprano or Tony Montana?

Tony Soprano, ah fogeabouit
Q. Lexus light's or Angel eye's (5 series)

A. Angel Eyes
Q. Has anyone seen spy pics of the new C-Class, they're supposedly out but I can't find them?

I haven't but im living in 1975
I got excited when i saw Angel Eyes but then found out it wasnt about The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. So my questions is Tuco, Blondie or Angel Eyes.

A: Blondie with angel eyes

Q: Who's the hottest girl on this forum?

You are!!! ofcourse
Q. Are bat's the only mamal that can fly ?? - mysteries of life

A. Well theres the flying squirrel, but its debated if it flies or glides.
Q. Does a flying squirrel fly or glide?

I would belive they hover however some would disagree on my suggestion!
Q. What's the most pointless game you've every played on a console???

A: Gungriffon Blaze (A really dumb game) If you don't know what gungriffon blaze is, go to this website: http://www.gamearts.co.jp/products/ggblaze/index.htm

Q: Why is it daylight all the time in some parts of Alaska?

A: The way the earth is tilted on it axis...
Q: When did the sun go down today where you live...?

about 5

Has anyone got total immersion racing

I'm afraid not, any good??
Q. What your favourite car name ??Eg: mustang, viper....

answer: Wombat. If it's not a car, I'm inventing it.

Question: is dennis leary funny?

Comedy Central show? Tonight? Yes, he was indeed.

Q:Why oh why, am I so fly?

Because you wear a feather in your hat, that's why
Q. Do gold wheel's look tacky, like on a STi ??

A: They only look tacky on a Subaru impreza, ugly on other cars

Q: Cupid hit me with is arrow, I am in love:smt055. How long will it last?

ill give it 2 hour's, and then reality
Q. I miss THE MASTER, do you ???

No

Q:What did my parents give me this afternoon?

A: a suppository

Q: Does Ghalos feel better now?

It depend's how hard we can hurt him !
Q. Should i eat luckycharm's for brekfast??-to be or not to be

Yeah...I mean, you're Irish, duuuuh

Q:What's a suppository? I do know, just an fyi...

who cares, i know i dont.

should i get a haircut (more like a trim) or just let it grow some more?

No says I with the Amazon, and hpefully some hot Amazonian babes, growing on his head.
Long hair is cool.
Isn't it?

yes. thats why i have it.

short hair is for is for people named Sean, right?

Sadly, yes.

Q:I'm going to be getting my "fade" done soon, what style should I go for?

A: a red mohawk, respect to the indians

Q: Are we humans aliens according to aliens or are the aliens actually not the aliens and we are? Or do they know that we call ourselfs humans and they call us humans too or maybe they call us aliens and they know that we call ourselfs humans and still call us aliens like we call the aliens aliens but they could have a different species name for themselves like "dzojimm omicron persei 8,5", or maybe the aliens to us call themselves humans and are we the actual aliens, so we are aliens, and aliens are actually humans, or the different way? I'm a little bit confused here, please explain:D.

its the same way as we have it. they call themselves w/e their name is, and they call us w/e their word is for aliens.

mmmmm, mexican. i just had the best __________ from a mexican restaraunt.

Good for you!!!
Q. What did maserati man eat, while eating at his prefered restraunt ??

A. irish women

Q. how many gays are there on this site?

Gays or gUys?
Guys, barring Malin and CKG, and the smattering of 10 poster chicks...Alot.
Gays, well, I don't care either way I've been hit on gay guys so many times it's getting close to the amount of girls that do it.

Feel free to take that as you may...mmm...tmi =)

Q:Does Trev love hagis? (had to man)

Answer: No, because hagis is a scottish dish (I think)

Question: Describe your perfect woman or man (i.e. eye color, weight, hair color, personality, etc.). My idea of the perfect man is Ghalos. He is sooooooo hot. Gotta love that ass.

A: Carmella DeCesare is a perfect woman to me (on the outside) don't know what caracter she has.
the caracter: intellegent, humorous, playfull, trustable, naughty, independant, social, funny, open-minded, ... I'm shure I forgot some things, I can't remember now

Q: Peugeot or Renault?

Pa Pa..i want a Reno, and a 182 cilo at that !!
Q. What should i do for St patrick's day, tommorow ??, all the LuckyCharm's are gone

Do what I'm doin'! Drinking large amounts of Guiness and doing so with lots of hot college girls. DUH
Q:Gimme some funny one liners.

For every animal you eat, 'ill eat 3'
Q. What did st.patrick drive ???

a st patrick mobile vrooom ba ding pop booom
fender guitars or gibson guitars or malibu guitars

Im afraid the simple answer was a 'Toyota Landcrusier'
Fender guitars have a more classic tone, better alrounder
Q. New Viper srt-10 or old version

New powertrain everything, old body. That was until the new coupe came out, so...

NEW baby.

Q:Precisely how hammered will I get today? After all, midterms are done, I'm on spring break tomorrow, and it's St.Patrick's day...And my name's Sean GALLAGHER...=)

Well having a name like that is alway's a good start!
My advice is to lay off the Guiness Light, and drink Guiness XXX version !
Q. What the funiest name you've come across....Dick steel, ect

o0n da floor chokni on ure own vomit that sounds good yeh really good
Q. shouild i leave this question to somebody else???

Indeed....
Q. how many leg's does a eastern bengaly 'hopperjack' spider have ?? c'mon it'd easy

42
Q.milky way or bountys

Bounties make me sick, i like milky way's- r u fat K rock ??
Q. How many cornflake in a box of cornflake's, round to the nearest 5 please !

A: 1096 and 872 little pieces on the bottom

Q: Fluffybunny or hunnybunny?

Answer:..........what kind of question is that?

Question: What was the first question on this topic?

"what is your favorite band?"

Q:Which car should I pretend I own at the NYIAS, and make a scene over it?

A: The VW Beetle. You won't have too many guys hitting on you... precious.

Q: What seperates Marine grade plywood from regular plywood? Hint: Its not the word "marine" or "grade", and I know that it floats in the water.

its used for the marines because its stronger.

billy squire or billy talent?

A: Don't know any of them but Billy squire sounds cooler

Q: Who has a pimp nail?

ghalos because he is a p. i. m. p. i would say mopar but he isnt old enough to legally pimp.

Elton Jon or Jon Lenon?

Lenon.

Can anything beat Panoz's AIV roadster's performance - bang for the buck ?

A: probably not

Q: Is there anything more beautifull then love?

no

is there anything better than rejection to love or whatever(which happened to me today)(or someone just said no to put it simpler

oh snap! someone got rejected and it wasnt mee.

Bevis or Butthead?

BeAvis.

Q:Protoss or Terran?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHYA

Does rap "Suckz0rz?"

A: Only rap from p*ssy rapper Ja Rule

Q: How many languages can you speak?

3 poorly.

997 Carrera S or 993 Turbo S?

Duh

Q:*zip*

I should get going....

Q. 993 Turbo S or 997 Carrera S?

993 Turbo S, actualy any 993 over a 997. Ever
Im getting sick of this whole retro thing, arent you?

At least in American cars I am.

Do you think the new VW Jetta looks just like the Toyota Corolla or am I going crazy?

yes they look very alike
Tacos or Chicken nuggets?

T-A-C-O
What's that spell?
Taco Taco Taco Bell!

Tacos over nuggets anyday...

Adidas or Nike?

A:Nike

Q:do you know the muffin man?

That lives on Drury Lane?

Jay or silent bob?

who on earth are they.
Why am i here

Because your parents got busy...And by "busy" I mean "funky"...And by "funky" I mean nasty...And by "nasty" I mean down and dirty...And by...n/m

Q:Wowsa?

A:Yes indeed...

Q: Do you know what dog food tastes like? (think chappeles show)

A: Yes, yes indeed, it tastes delightfull

Q: Should I stop eating my dog's food?

yes you might get fleas

Why do fast food ppl always get your order wrong and then when you correct them they still get it wrong?

Because it wouldn't be a bacon cheeseburger if they didn't forget to put the burger on.(That actually happened one time when I ordered 2 bacon cheeseburgers.)

Donde es la biblioteca, Pedro?

Q: Do you know what dog food tastes like? (think chappeles show)
The correct answer was "it tastes just like it smells.... DELICIOUS!"

A:??????????
Q: what language is MattMerce's question in?

A: Spanish

Q: Do you have a television program in you're country that's called "Peking Express"?

No but peking duck is yummy

Q: whats the difference bettwen a infinity and your C*** car

my car is crappy in style.

i think the new Jetta is a BIG step downward, dont you?

I completely agree. It's hideous imo. I think i feel the same about the new Golf/GTI

Why can't we get the M3 CSL, just the "lowly" M3 Competition Package ?

Maybe because the CSL is a limited produced car, which is slim/nill, available for purchase now ?
Q. Is it just me, or do you think the new golf's interior and styling is more boring then church??
____________
Pope John Paul II !

Yes. But I think church isn't boring, it's insightful.

Q. What would be your dream vanity plates?

Ckgismyho

Q:.....?

A:.....

have you seen Sin City yet?

Answer: No, but I'd like to though.

Question: BMW williams or Mercedes McLaren?

BMW-Williams.

Ghalos, thats 9 chacters, too long ;) hehe.

MBZ A Class, hot or not?

Not hot indeed-----''one for the wife''
Q. Ducati 996R or Yamaha R1 - ''i dont know much on bike's'' :confused:

Ducatti, allll the way.

Q:Let's try this again...*zip* =)

Ducatti, allll the way.

Q:Let's try this again...*zip* =)
looks like your gonna have to try it a couple more times or explain it to me on Halo because i dont get what your gettin at. i can only guess its from Auston Powers with Dr. Evil.

yikes. way over 2 bucks for a gallon. dont you remember the good old Clinton days when gas was less than a dollar a gallon?

Yes, I remember them, the price here is gone up to € 1.3 and it will keep on rising

Q: Should I wash my car today, I want to, but I'm too lazy.

Do it, it builds character.

Q:Calvin or Hobbes?

Do it, it builds character.

Q:Calvin or Hobbes?

Calvin, he always wants to learn the hard way, thats admirable.

top or bottom?

In an elevator.

Q:Where else?

A: on a bunk bed

Q: Is education important?

Depends on what you wanna do with your life.

What is the purpose of literary analysis in English class? :-k

to get deeper into understanding what the authors meaning is. but its annoying, i know.

hows it going?

Fine...Nice weather

Q: Anyone else see "Sin City" yet?

no not realy, its not out.
what is the lightest car on earth?

My 1/43 scale F40.

Damnit (what did I do)?