because rap died with Jam Master Jay. And countlessly resurected by the Beastie Boys then layed to rest again.
1600 post? Everythings a question with a question mark.

A. I think that you can't tell at all because it's all masked up. However it's got an all aluminum frame which i like.

Actually i've seen it unmasked

Q. Is this thread dying?

A. There a funny story about dying, i must tell you some time
Q. Is my avatar any good??

Sure
Q:Why's my right leg hurt so much?

A: Because it is in pain
Q: What was teh best thing before sliced Bread?

A: Whole bread
Q: Why is there a season called winter?

A; becuase it happens to come after autumn
Q: why is abbriviation such a long word?

A: because its a oximoron to it's meaning...
Q: Why is english confusing?

A. its one of those mysteries of life
Q. What does freedom mean to me?

A. It means you can dance and be merry.
Q. Who wants to dance and be merry?

A. I do
Q. Why is christmas such a merry time?

Answer: Cause baby jesus was born. Duh.

Question: Do you want a pony? If so, would you ride on it naked?

No...

Q:What's Mopar's fascination with naked "pony' riding? I DEMAND ANSWERS! :D

Mopar is secretly into other guys...*looks around, hoping mopar won't kill ckg*

Q. Is hot pink on a Skyline R34 hot, or hideous?

A. Ask barbie?
Q. What fuel do ponies run on!

Erm....no.

Popup headlights, awesome, or shitty?

A. awesome when down, shitty when up. Creates alot of drag and lift.
Q. Who the hell understands Algebra?

Me.

How old is ckg?

A: 17
Q: Does the 69 in you're nickname stand for what I think it stands for?

A: To pervs maybe...
Q: whos a perv?

A. Aleksander is.

Aleksander- no, that's not what it stands for. I'm also not 17. So... you suck :P j/k

Q. Why does Aleksander think I'm 17?

A: Maybe because it was a wild guess, and most people on this forum are around that age.
Q: So what does it stand for?

PS: I'm not a perv, I didn't put the 69 in you're name

I don't KNOW!

Q:(this is from a film with Will Ferrel in it) What was a "Bad Decision" to drink that day? ;)

A. Scotch?

BTW- the 690 stands for nothing. It's been my s/n forevers. It might've meant something at somepoint, but not anymore.

Q. Have you seen OfficeSpace? If so, is it not HILARIOUS? Yeaaaah...I'll need those TSP reports asap.

Yes, it's pretty dang funny.

Q:I really want *blank* right now. What is the blank? And no, it's nothing sick.

A. Sam Jackson's Beer? It'll get you drunk; you'll be ------------------------ God I love Chappelle's show ehhehehhehheaheheh

Q. What's wrong with Democrats?

Dunno, but they sure as hell lost their ability to run a good presidential campaign this past election. Should've been a landslide, plus the process of primaries made Howard Dean lose and the then disapproved John Kerry won and all of a sudden he was the hot sh*t. Obviously the Democrats need to get something going, regroup, realize that they are the minority. But even a small group can make a difference.

Q:That answer your queary? (sp??)

A: a queauaeueaeury?
Q: Bill Clinton sucks more than George Bush, right?

Not in my book, maybe a little more distasteful, buuuut invading another sovereign nation illegally is a tad important in my book. That book of course would be the "I'm an intn'l poli sci major student". =)

Q:Back to back to back to back posting?

Answer: Good for some, bad for lonely college students in upstate New York.

Question: Does this lipstick match my purse?

No, and your purse isn't real LV. :D

Q:Who's my Valentine? :)

A. Carmen Elektra ?
Q. How was everybody's valentines day, hopefully better than mine

A: Wouldn't we like to know...
Q: Star Wars or Star Trek...(very random question)?

A: Star wars
Q: Why does everyone of my class like to play cards that much?

Because I cleaned up last poker night with my mates. 4 hours straight and the biggest loss was $12 (pretty good since towards the end the only winnings to be had were the antey (15 cents)).
Texas hold 'em or normal 5 card.

Answer: Hold 'em of course. I hate all other poker games because....

a) they're boring
b) I'm too stupid to get them

Question: What color eye shadow should I put one when I get my pony and ride it naked? I'm thinking a light blue....

Nah, go for a classic glitter purple.. that is royality then you see, as purple was nobel in the times of teh romans...

Q: If you try to fail, and suceed, what have you done??

A: Got a girl pregnant?
Q: Mmmm, what do you think of the nokia n-gage?

Another way for capitolists in Japan to take our money by tricking us into buying frivolous electronic gadgets

What do you think of the Motorola RAZR?

Don't care, gimme a cell phone so I can call people, oh wait, I'm gettin' one this weekend. =)

Q:What should I eat for dinner?

A. Whatever you feel like

Q. Ghalos doesnt have a cell phone???? I have one and he's like 6 years older than me...

A: Seems it, were not all rich...(not meaining anything by it)...
Q: What should i do tonight?

A. Watch Chappelle's Show.

I think Ghalos is doing alright, his dad is buying a DB9...

Q. Mini Cooper S JCW Convertible....Worth the $35,000, or not?

Answer: Unless I can sell my body for $35,000 straight up, then no.

Question: I hate cell phones. Explain.

Jameson, you're just a messed up person. I mean...you dream of riding ponies naked, and what color eyeshadow to wear. Did you have a bad experience in your early childhood?

Q. Did Mopar have a bad experience in his early childhood?

Yes, and surprisingly, it involves fat chicks! =P

(My dad's splurging because he's retiring and with my mom and him only, they can sell the house, which is where all that money comes from, and the DB9 is serrrriously questionable.)

I'm also getting one because my phone company at school is charging me .10 a minute for LOCAL calls! :eek:

Q:When exactly will the anti christ show up? I've totally got popcorn ready.

Oh, Sean is one of them, lol, j/k

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

Is chocolate not the greatest food ever?

No it isn't, that'd be fried shrimp or lobster with pasta on the side. :D

Q:Did Toad and I just own some newbies in Halo PC??

A: Yes, but by spawn killing.

Q: Death or Jail for life in a maximum security prison?

A: We don’t have death punishment or security prison so I take 10 years in ordinary Swedish prison with a cable TV and a play station in my cell

Q: is the moon landing a big bluff

Nope...

Q:GREAT ODIN's RAVEN! :eek: What surprised me so?

You've just realized that it's precisely 7:46:57 PM in California! :p

Is Sweeden really a socialism?

Yes comrade Sweden is a great socialistic country.

Q:What... is the capital of Assyria?

Answer:.............yes.

Question: Nobody answered my last question. Why do I hate cell phones?

Because they're annoying as hell and are addictive?

Q:Why are my pants tight? :|

A: Because you're fat.

Q: Will I ever become a billionaire?

A. Become a millionaire first and then invest in somthing terrible that people will begin to love, like sliced bread
Q. Whats the best PC/PS/PS2 game ever??

Where is Nintendo??? But the best game ever is Mario Cart for GameCube or Virtual Tennis for Sega DreamCast and yes I still play on my old Dreamcast :)


Q How could Nintendo beat Sega DreamCast (128BIT) with their Nintendo 64?

A. With 007 goldeneye, or wwf no mercy !!!
Q. Will GT4 be as good as it sounds

Most likely...It'd be pretty hard to fall short, those guys know what they're doing.

Q:Why am I so damn good at being a SPARTAN-II??(Aka, Halo's own John/Master Chief) I'm talking about kicking ass people.... ;)

A. You dont go to sleep?
Q. What is a SPARTAN_II ??

SPARTAN is an German Bondage & spanking movie from the seventies

Q where is my f***ing remote control to my TV

A: In your MIND! :eek:

*cracks knuckles*

Time to show ya'll just how big of a dork I am. :D

A Spartan II is a kid (boy or girl) stolen from their family at the age of 6, stripped of their last name, and replaced with a three digit number. The Master Chief is John 117...Anyways, stolen, conscripted into the military at the age of six, taught how to fight and be professional soldiers, and smart courtesy of rigorous teaching in all fields of chemistry, physics, etc...Then at the age of 14...Augmented with some really neat stuff...Carbon ceramic grafted to their skeletal structure, synapse enhancements, allows the person to think faster, react faster, growth treatment to make them bigger, and muscle density enhancements, make them a whooole lot stronger. Couple it...You've got one badass soldier. Then stick 'em in some really kick ass armor with shields that enhances their reaction time alot and double's their strength and you are "pwn3d" in every sense of the word. ;)

Yeah, I'm a dork, what the HELL are you gonna do about it?!!!!!

A: kick your ass in Halo...if i could
Q: When will this forum be two years old?

In 1 month and 5 days.

What's the obsession with "Halo"?

A: kick your ass in Halo...if i could

Doubtful:
http://img234.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img234&image=own1117041dv.jpg
:D

A:It'll be two years old, and when it is...It's going to be asking questions and wetting the bed like hell.

Q:WHODAMAN!?

Answer: KRIS!

Question: are you one of them new fashioned metro sexuals?

No, goddamn i hate those spilt paint/ ripped then stiched shirts. Only plain old advitising for me.

Q. Rolex or beritling, for the gentleman choise, sir.

I believe it is Breitling, no?

Definitely that, much classier choice.

M5 vs. Quattroporte vs. E55? I know my choice is the Quattroporte....

A.I can't say no to an M car, even if it has been Bangle'd.
Q. Who wants to come up with a question for me?

Answer: sure.

Question: doesn't New Jersey suck?

Not as much as Canberra
Anyone else hate Bill O'Riely, I live in the wrong country and he pisses me off

Yeah, hate the windbag with a passion..Good thing he's being brought up on sexual harassment charges...he's a freeeaky dude.

Q:Why's it so cold in here?

becuase the tax men took your heating away
Q: bush or blair?

Answer: Hmmmmm. Well, Blair is sort of Bush's dancing monkey. So on this one, I'm going to have to say.............kimi raikkonen. RAIKKONEN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008! who cares if he's not a US citizen.

Question: How hard is mercedes-mclaren going to own in this years formula 1 season?

A. Probly a few engine blow-out but eh, forth or fifth in the table,
Yes Raikkonen for president, what a great idea, no-worries about him opening his mouth to the iraq'ies then.
Q. How do you get Kimi raikkonen to talk, (nothing about setting him on fire thought!)

I don't want him to talk, I want him to die!
Not really i think he's awesome.
Haven't done favorite movie in a while so that'll do.

Office Space is probably the best I've seen in a while...

What should I eat for breakfast?

Hahaha, well, I thought of something really bad so I can't really tell... :D

Q: Crimson sunrise or crimson sunset?

Sunrise

Q:Green for the money, gold for the ho's?

Sure....

Q. Ghalos talks alot about money and ho's...is he a pimp?

Definitely

Q: Are you a pimp?

No
Q:Wakka wakka? :eek:

Blakka Blakka

Q. wtf are we talking about lol

Q: Whats the best car you can buy for $1,000, £1000?

S800 roadster? If it's not in the junkyard? Or would that be considered a classic? :cool: Maybe a really old Honda CVCC (Back in my day.. we used to call it CVCC instead of civic :P)

Who's the girl in TTblis's new avatar?

A: Malin :D

Q: Is the weather good?

A: Here it sucks...Its cold
Q: Why does cold suck?

Only if you've got the wrong mindset. I bet if you had a 996 Carrera 4S or STi or EVO orrrrr...Skyyyyline GTR you'd be saying otherwise.

Besides, do "cold" soda's and beers suck? I think not. ;)

Q:Why do Trix "p"wn?

Answer: Because they're as queer as a 3 dollar bill.

Question: Are you a crack head?

A: yes, yes indeed


Q: How many times have i posted in this topic?

A: 11 times
Q: what subject should I choose for my french class to talk about?

Marx's book, "Wage, Labor, and Capital"...Hell, I had to read that so I figure someone else oughta.

Q:Why is all the milk in my fridge gone? :(

A. I dont know...nor do I care, I'm lactose-intolerant ;)

Q. How essential is a rollcage for drifting?

A: Very Essential, in case you drift and fliped but if you want to die dont put a rollcage in it...
Q: Drag or Drift?

Drift.

What's the obsession with dragging...seems kinda boring...just going in a straight line...

A: I beleive its for the speed, idk Drag is simple and Drift is more complicated and takes much more control...
Q: What is it you hated the most about Nascar...

How a "Ford taurus" or "monte carlo" goes obscenely fast in an oval, while the realy monte carlo or taurus sure as hell isn't that fast.

Who is in TTBliss's new avatar?? I'm dying to know.. :p