This may sound lame, but i've heard lots and lots of guitar solos. But this one always makes me warm inside, so it must be something. The best guitar solo ever is from brian may in the song "we will rock you" by queen. It's just perfect in every aspect.

Question: Do you not liek the band queen? If you dont like queen, why are you wasting my oxygen? (cause you'd be worthless)

Queen is fu*king awesome dude. you are correct, if you dont like Queen, either you are a homofobe or a waste of oxygen. or both, usually thats how it goes these days.

Who done it!?

I did

Who ate all the pies?

*Looks around* Ummm....Jameson!

Why do they keep redesigning the impreza and lancer like every 3 years?

because they finally have a really good design that they must improve on but accually screw up. but heres the retarded part. after they screw up the design, they keep it and put a bigger more powerful engine in it and keep it the same price and they think that will sell us out.

what have you purchaced off ebay?

Alot, my cell phone, my old cell phone, my older cell phone. and a whole buncha dvds

Answer to CKG690's question: No, i dont like to spread butter all over me and have a midget dressed up like madonna to spank me. Sorry, it may be your thing, but it's too strange for me.

And Kris, make me a damn pie.

Question: Will CKG690 make me a pie?

Of Course! :)

How does Jameson have a custom member title?

Answer: Because Jameson is better than you. Actually, i went to "edit profile" and i looked around and found it. Maybe it's a mod only thing.

Question: Will i ever be as good as niel peart?

I see he's from Rush: NO, never!

Q: Why do we already give our christmas this evening instead of tomorrow?

Answer: Because Jameson is better than you. Actually, i went to "edit profile" and i looked around and found it. Maybe it's a mod only thing.
Nope it isnt:) I got one too now

I have no clue..

Why can I not change my member title?

Because you need to be a premium user

Who's Jameson.

Mopar68

What is a 'premium user'?

A person who has more than 1000 posts has been a member for 100 days and has 20 (i think) reputation points.

Why is my street light wobbling.

A. Why are you staring at it?

Q.Where in user CP do you tell how many reputation points you have?

Down at the bottom

Who's bottom are you staring at

my own bottom in my new jeans

Q:should i lick on the lamppost outside? ( -20C) :)

Yeah, and take pictures

Who thinks i am stupid for getting all my family to drive about 7 miles to a village to see a house with lots of christmas lights when we didn't even know where we was going.

11 year olds are stupid. It happens.

Question: Should i hook up Nutty boy with some 12 year old hotties since my brother is a pimp?

Oy i'm not single

Who still gets christmas presents

because your not as cool as everyone else.

what am i drinking as of this moment?

Dr. Pepper mmmm

Can someone take a screenshot or something of where you find your reputation points in the user CP, because I cant find it

not for you.

for me?

nope

(insert my last question)

Go to User CP, then go to edit options i think. It's the box at the top. It says "show my reputation level?" or something, and right above it it says "reputation points". I have 17.

Question: Who thinks nutty boy is insane passing up tons of girls, all of which are dancers? DANCERS!!!! Can't get much better than that.

(P.S. I'm just playing with you nutty boy)

Because he's too young to realize what an opportunity it is.. j/k :P

Besides Michael Jackson.. Who's the most perverted person in the world?

you, you freakin sicko.

how many rep. points you got? also, how do you aquire rep. points?

I disabled my reputation because I don't need it, and you only acquire rep. points if I give them to you! :twisted:

Q: Which is the most beautiful girl on this forum?

A: All of them...dont need to get yelled at on X-mas day...
Q: How is your Christmas going?

very good. i just found out from this one girl that i am "very hot" so its going good.

i cant find the 'real life gallery' and i finally have a good pic. where is it?

A. http://www.sportscarforums.com/showthread.php?p=69969&posted=1#post69969
Q. What did you get for Christmas?

an iPod, a lot of money and a bunch more things from relatives.

Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper?

Um, coke. Because thats the only thing that matters.

Question: who thinks maserati man is a hot piece of ass?

A: He is so sexy...JUST KIDDING...ask the gurls that?

Q: If you could, where would your Vacation would be, and why?

either japan (because i wanna see it) or new zeland (dunno why).

what song am i listening to right now?

The Gene Krupa - Buddy Rich drum battle, cause i am
I love my modem, last on went walk about hence my not beening here. Who else loves their modem?

Not me.. it's caused me soo much damn trouble; there have been like 50 of these "mis-synchronizations"

When was the last time you went to a wedding?

erm... erm... when I was erm... before my sis was born. I was about 4 or 5.

Why are you touching yourself?

The Gene Krupa - Buddy Rich drum battle, cause i am


I heard that on the way back from band camp. It's cool, but oh so boring. I fell asleep 3/4's of the way through it. It was just two guys playing really fast.

And to answer Nutty boys question: I'm not touching myself. I dont need to. Your girlfriend does all the touching of me now.

Question: Am I evil?

And to answer Nutty boys question: I'm not touching myself. I dont need to. Your girlfriend does all the touching of me now.

Question: Am I evil?

hahahaha, and because of that, to answer your question after reading what you said then, yes, you are evil :D

what should I get next (like 3 years), an E30 BMW M3 (RWD, Fast) or Nissan Pulsar GTiR (4wd, 300bhp) ?

Be wary of GTi-Rs, i see lots of them round here and NONE of them are stock and they've ALL been thrashed. M3 is ok but these days i think everyone is a little bored of them. Get a Delta HF.
I hate Linken Park, don't you?

linkin park... they suck the sweat of a dead man's balls

who likes fireworks?:D

a better question would be "who doesn like fireworks" which my response would be "no one because everyone has a little pyro imbedded in them from birth and even if they deny it its still there and they should stop lying."

are you single currently? (we all know about your gf nutty boy so dont answer this one. well, you might be able to in a couple of days because Jameson is a fox)

Yes.

How's the weather where you live?

Mopar your mean:(

C-O-L-D.. but for the other ppl in the US it must be mild.. around 40F.. or a few degrees C

Funniest person in the world? (comedian, etc..)

John Saffran, really funny Australian, if you ever get a chance see John Saffran vs God or John Saffrans Music Jamborree do it.
Whos seen that movie brazil

Answer: You have.

Question: Who here has been to NYC?

Answer: you have

Question: how many 427 Shelby Cobras are there in the states as of today? im asking because i saw one driving down the road Monday and it had one of the best sounding engines ive ever heard. it looked like this one only it was dark blue with 2 white racing stripes.
http://fast-autos.net/shelby/cobra.html

You have no clue how many knock offs their are. They're a few thousand in the states i'm guessing
Who hates fakes and who loves Mami Vice (have a close look at the Daytona)

yeah, wasn't that car a vette or something?

Question: When is my birthday?

Answer: Mar 10, 1988?? :p
Question: Its that the way this thread works?

A: Yes!

Q: Do you like SCF?

Hell yeah!!!:D

Q: What are you gonna do tomorrow to celebrate the new year?

Nothing. Yes, I know you all think i'm boring.

What unboring thing are you gonna do.

...sleep maybe? :p

Q: Do you think you're smart?

yes i am http://img51.exs.cx/img51/8531/yahoo045bb.gif

Q:who is this http://img51.exs.cx/img51/1636/sebouneducrohot0wp.gif?

ASTERIX!!! Man.. I grew up reading his comics.. asterix and obelix.. If only i could find more in the US.. Got their US version comics, 3 videos, and thats about it..

What car should Jim have gotten instead of the Golf?

The bmw 1 serie, but it was too expensive. :p

Do you like flying?

What like at the controlls? Yeah its pretty fun but damned exact.
Platoon, Apocalypse Now Redux or Full Metal Jacket?

Platoon.. no doubt; all the other ones have retarded stuff in them.

Thats cause you yern for closure

A: umm... yes

Q: 867-5309 is hows number?

Jenny's. Lord do i hate that whore. I'm coming for you Jenny! I'm getting my 20 bucks back!

Question: who are the 4 horsemen?

The Three Tenors and Iggy Pop
What ever happened to fade outs for ending songs

it died like all good music.

why isnt there any good music coming out today? it sickens me. its more commercial and no passion/talent. all new stuff is trash. let me give you a hint why i think so. the artist of the year was ...........da da da dun dun da dunnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!! USHER!!!!!
he has ONE hit and it sucks nuts. it doesnt even take an imagineation to think of the beat and lyrics he does. he probly pays people to come up with everything and hes just the figurhead anyway. god i hate it soo much.

Just keep on discovery older band, work your way back

Better answer than that: Pick up a guitar and make some music of your own. Only you can create what you really want to listen to.

Question: Koenigsegg CCR or Bugatti Veyron?

Köenigsegg CC because its more stylish and it has a top speed of more than 400 km/h!

Question: Do u like Rally Group-B Cars?

Yes!

Q: F1 or WRC?

WRC, at least i can't guess the winner
MC5 or The Ramones?

The Ramones

Halo 2 or Ghost Recon 2?

Ghost Recon 2.. I'm not into the science fiction stuff.. but Halo 2 is awesome.

Hard "classic" rock, or punk?

Definitely hard classic rock.

Q: Acoustic or electric guitar?

Acoustic.. I am so tired of my crappy yamaha electric.

What is my sig from?

top gear?

was I having more fun than you last week?

You not being here is all the fun i could ever ask for. Kidding.
I just opened a page in a car mag with adds for a 59 Oldsmobile 88 Super Hardtop, a 61 Dodge Polara (coolest styling ever) and a 59 Dodge Custom Royal all in shitty LHD condition. Which would make the coolest street machine?

59 Dodge Costom Royal.

who left the building?

Not elvis, cause he's dead.

Question: Wasn't it quieter with ckg690 and ghalos not around?

A little now that I think about it...

What should my title be? (the words under your name).. Current one is "The Infamous" (MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

Answer: The rookie

Question: What shouldn't my title be?

Jameson is cool

why does ckg like blink182? she must be like the only one by now.

Cause she hasn't heard of the large part (95%) of the bands on my mega cool lists of hyper cool bands.
Have you heard of more than half of the mega cool bands on the real life gallery (i think its on the page before the currant page) and which one is you favorite?

More then 3/4 of the bands, you like the same music as my dad. And my favourite of that list is Tool:)

Is Maynard James Keenan(from Tool and A Perfect Circle) one of the best lyricist ever?

Yes
Why does 12in care what kind of music I like?

Answer: Because he's insecure and judgemental. Therefore, he thinks his music is superior. Plus, he thinks you're a hot piece of sex, and he wants you listening to his music so you two have something to talk about on your honeymoon.

Question: Why does everyone have the hots for ckg690?

Because Attus's sister is yesterdays news and mopar can't exsist with out making someone out to be incredablly scroogable on the net, the rest of us already know how easy it is to change apprences on photoshop (thats why ckg always win the photoshop comps, so much practise faking her identity). Plus im judgemental cause im superior, duh. And as the list of people i want to marry goes, the bottem end looks like this:
#5,999,999,997 Mopar
#5,999,999,998 Condalizer Rice (i swear shes gonna murder me in my sleep)
#5,999,999,999 CKG
#6,000,000,000 My mum, just not cool
Who'd win a knife fight on the stone bridge, ckg or attus's sister. Explain why.

Because Attus's sister is yesterdays news and mopar can't exsist with out making someone out to be incredablly scroogable on the net, the rest of us already know how easy it is to change apprences on photoshop (thats why ckg always win the photoshop comps, so much practise faking her identity). Plus im judgemental cause im superior, duh. And as the list of people i want to marry goes, the bottem end looks like this:
#5,999,999,997 Mopar
#5,999,999,998 Condalizer Rice (i swear shes gonna murder me in my sleep)
#5,999,999,999 CKG
#6,000,000,000 My mum, just not cool
Who'd win a knife fight on the stone bridge, ckg or attus's sister. Explain why.

You sir, are my hero.

Answer: CKG. she's like 3 inches tall, so shes obviously faster and is harder to stab.

Question: Why is it so easy to pick on CKG690?

because shes 3 inches tall.

why does ckg make herself look better by using photoshop before posting it on scf?

answer: because in reality i'm a better looking girl than her. Or at least 12 inch thinks so.

Question: Why am i prettier than CKG690?

@ 12inch- do you seriously think I photoshop myself? I assure, I do not, BTW- I lost the last 2 photoshop comps ;)

@ Mopar- I assure you, no one on scf has 'the hots for ckg'

@ 12inch again- Condalizer or Condoleezza?

@ Maserati Man- Add 5ft to that

To answer Mopar's question, IDK, but 12inch think so.

And now my question, why have the last 6 questions been about bashing ckg for: being short, ugly, having bad taste in music, and photoshopping myself?

@ 12inch- do you seriously think I photoshop myself? I assure, I do not, BTW- I lost the last 2 photoshop comps ;)
im convinced you do.

@ Mopar- I assure you, no one on scf has 'the hots for ckg'
i wonder why?

@ 12inch again- Condalizer or Condoleezza?
i think that pretty obvious.

@ Maserati Man- Add 5ft to that
and subtract 4ft 12in.

To answer Mopar's question, IDK, but 12inch think so.
i think so too.

And now my question, why have the last 6 questions been about bashing ckg for: being short, ugly, having bad taste in music, and photoshopping myself?
we dont make prejudgements on this forum, we have unanimously decided before a court of law that you do all these things. ya thats right, we watch our CSI.

why does ckg as all these obvious questions?

Because shes a short, ugly, bad tasted faker. jk
Damn that was a funny post, M Man.
Are we driving CKG to insanity?

im trying to atleast.

dude i just heard of this new band Blink 182, theyre freakin awesome dude. i mean classic songs. im feelin this, all the small things, whats my age again (who really knows the answer to that question anyway?). theyre like the best band ever. im soo cool too, ive been playin guitar for maybe an hour and i know all their songs!! they are all in the c-chord. and we all know that c stands for cool. anyways my question was, do you like them too?

Their the shiggity wig wa smack dab whoop do sh*t, yo?
Who would win 10 laps of the Ring in Messerschmitt KR-200s, Uday Hussien or CKG?
The pimpest car ever
http://www.casym.com.ar/Messerschmitt.jpg

A: CKG, Uday wouldn't have any chance he is dead, isn't he.

Q: CCR or Enzo? :)

Their the shiggity wig wa smack dab whoop do sh*t, yo?
Who would win 10 laps of the Ring in Messerschmitt KR-200s, Uday Hussien or CKG?
The pimpest car ever
http://www.casym.com.ar/Messerschmitt.jpg

OMFG I LOVE THOSE CARS!!!!

anyways....

Answer: Is that even a fair contest? To make it more fair, it should be like "a donkey or an Enzo".

Question: Do you think the reason maserati man is so mean to ckg is because she has a boyfriend, or is it the fact that her daddy has enough money to buy our souls?

Her daddy has enough money to buy our souls

Does anybody know why shes called CKG

Answer: Nope. Maybe you shold ask her. Oh wait, she left. Nevermind.

Question: Am I too mean?

answer: thats a dumb question.

question: where did ckg leave to?