two rednecks decide to learn a little more about the world they live in so they apply for colledge.

one redneck goes in first to find out what classes he gets. the professor assignes him his classes.
professor "you have math, english, science and logic."
redneck "whats the logic class?"
professor " let me give you an example."
"ok"
"do you have a weedwacker?"
"yup"
"then i can assume you have a lawn"
"yea!"
"and if you have a lawn i can assume you have a yard right"
"wow, thats amasing"
"and if you have a yard i can assume you have a house"
"i see how it works"
"and if you have a house i can assume you have a wife"
"im impressed, i cant wait for that logic course"
"and if you have a wife i can assume you your heterosexual"
"by golly i am!"

so the redneck goes to his friend

"so what classes did you get"
"i got math, english, science and logic"
"well whats logic"
so he asks "do you have a weedwacker?"
"no"
"then your a queer aint ya"

some redneck logic for ya

Pretty funny

funny real funny. that was great.

pas mal

amusing

haha, that was a good one

Put on a smile on my face. :)

hahahah it's so funny for me cause i probaly know people like that.

Ditto... :?

:) :D :P :lol: funny s**t mate

HAHAHAHAHA :lol:

Put on a smile on my face. :)
Make this world a better place!!!!!
someone else next verse!!!

...huh?? :?:

its a song that people made. i think it was on a JCpenny cermercial. got i hate the song and JCpenny