God i love this thread...you can laugh at the n00b who think that they can fool us....LOL!

Ped(estrian?) is 2 kewl. His "4s" are "As". Digital accurate(more or less).

70km/h is damn fast for a bike. I remember going about 50km/h - at least it seemed around there - on my mountain bike down this big huge hill, all grass, unpaved, and it felt like hitting the NOS button in Need For Speed. It was FAST, so 70km/h seems a bit fishy unless you have a special bike that is stable at that speed.


Not really, if you've got a big enough hill it's easy enough. I know a guy who rides roads and he's done 60 mph before, nuts but not exactly hard

44 mph on a mountain bike? sure..

There is at least one member one here thats gone faster on a bike. Its not that hard to believe.

Not really, if you've got a big enough hill it's easy enough. I know a guy who rides roads and he's done 60 mph before, nuts but not exactly hard
At high speed, the front end is moving around like crazy on a bike. I had a hard time keeping the front straight just at the speed I was going, never mind 70km/h or some rediculous speed like that..

Sad thing is this thread has officially passed 2000 posts.

Sad thing is this thread has officially passed 2000 posts.
And it will continue because everyone wants to say its stories about personal speeds. It has fun. !

It is fun. I won't post the fastest I've ever gone on teh track but I will say that I am a legitimate member of the craziest 'club' on the street.

Post it. I wonder if this speed is high. lol.
I think that you have seen very fast speeds cause you race in dragsters.
Tell us. I'm curious.
If you want,though.

I've gone pretty fast. lol

I've broken 200 on the street on the 8 freeway in San Diego. That was the scariest moment of my life (outside of a drag strip).

200mph is around 320 km/h.
So this is extremely fast. In which car you achieved this top speed?

200mph is around 320 km/h.
So this is extremely fast. In which car you achieved this top speed?On a Ninja...

On a Ninja...
Oops. I didn't know that.
But your fastest speed in a car?

I don't know... the speedometers on cars don't go as high as I've driven them. lol... I've cracked 180 in a Z06 though. On a 2 lane here in Kansas and I don't recommend that to ANYONE. That was about as stupid as I've ever been in a car.

Monkey before I would have said that it takes alot of balls to drive a bike that fats but after seeing 200 mph at the track. I think that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard off. It would honestly be safer to jump off a bridge. Also 180 in a Z06 alls I have to say about that is...you lucky little prick.lol

I've gone pretty fast. lol

I've broken 200 on the street on the 8 freeway in San Diego. That was the scariest moment of my life (outside of a drag strip).
Just a quick question about your experience with top fuel... does it HURT when you floor it? lol

125mph/200kph... thats what the car was limited to... ford falcon xr6

I've gone pretty fast. lol

I've broken 200 on the street on the 8 freeway in San Diego. That was the scariest moment of my life (outside of a drag strip).

200 mph is way to much for me especially for my age. I don't want to die yet because I still have to accomplish a lot of stuff! hehe

200 mph is way to much for me especially for my age. I don't want to die yet because I still have to accomplish a lot of stuff! hehe
sex?

10 charace

just hit 110 with a 98 neon. speedometer tops at 120, and i was aiming for that but i ran out of road and i saw some oncoming traffic way down the road. figure if im going to be a retard i will only risk my life and my car

Monkey before I would have said that it takes alot of balls to drive a bike that fats but after seeing 200 mph at the track. I think that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard off. It would honestly be safer to jump off a bridge. Also 180 in a Z06 alls I have to say about that is...you lucky little prick.lolI agree... that is about stupid. But I've also got a lot of years on bikes. It was as fun as it was scary. As for the Z06... it belongs to one of my racing buddies. He was following me in his wife's Corvette. That was fun. Stupid considering the area but fun...

Just a quick question about your experience with top fuel... does it HURT when you floor it? lolYes... very much. It's like getting hit in the chest by Mike Tyson.

200 mph is way to much for me especially for my age. I don't want to die yet because I still have to accomplish a lot of stuff! heheIt doesn't really feel any different than 150. lol

Just a quick question about your experience with top fuel... does it HURT when you floor it? lol

Just a random fact for alll those out there who dont think drag racing takes that much skill and stuff. In a top fuel dragster the g-forces are so extreme that the average guy monkey included, would black out as soon as he floored it. The g-forces on a drag car are more extreme then in a fighter jet.

Just a random fact for alll those out there who dont think drag racing takes that much skill and stuff. In a top fuel dragster the g-forces are so extreme that the average guy monkey included, would black out as soon as he floored it. The g-forces on a drag car are more extreme then in a fighter jet.

do you dragrace? I kind of find this hard to believe, i mean unless you have a drag car a billion hp. My friend drag races all the time. He does floor it, and the only problems he had is heart problems.

As for Monkey: you are my new hero. 200 freakin mph on a ninja!!

do you dragrace? I kind of find this hard to believe, i mean unless you have a drag car a billion hp. My friend drag races all the time. He does floor it, and the only problems he had is heart problems.

As for Monkey: you are my new hero. 200 freakin mph on a ninja!!Trust me, he does not race Top Fuel and Chaoz is right... sort of. You don't really 'black out', it's more like tunnel vision from hell. That's the reason why the first pass you make to get a Class 1 Top Fuel license is 1/8 mile, the next three are called moderate runs (I believe it's sub 5.5 seconds now, it used to be sub 6 seconds), and then two full, sub 5 second runs. That way the driver has the chance to get used to the launch and see if he can handle it. Probably 1 out of 5 can...

One thing I'm interested in is your eyes. lol, that sounds interesting. But anyway, can you psyhically move them when your pulling that much G ? I've had the feeling before, but, well, don't think it'll be as bad as what you have to go through.

do you dragrace? I kind of find this hard to believe, i mean unless you have a drag car a billion hp. My friend drag races all the time. He does floor it, and the only problems he had is heart problems.

As for Monkey: you are my new hero. 200 freakin mph on a ninja!!

lol, yeah, because, ya know, compared to blackin out, that's not a problem at all.

We went around a 110 the other day in my mates car. Didn't feel as fast as the scooby, but I was sitting in the back, and, well, it wasn't half as loud.

And for all you BS'ers, it was a toyota corolla, 1.6, on a long downhill gradient road.

Top fuel is the fastest,human vehicle, acceleration on earth.

Its also one of the few that can cause acceleration blackouts, usually the only way to black out is to do a really sharp dive or turn in a plane, which is centripitle force and not linear.


Pretty much only a straight up rocket or a huge slingshot the likes of which dont exist could match it.

110 in a Toyota Corolla is about the same as 160 in a Corvette! lol

Top fuel is the fastest,human vehicle, acceleration on earth.

Its also one of the few that can cause acceleration blackouts, usually the only way to black out is to do a really sharp dive or turn in a plane, which is centripitle force and not linear.


Pretty much only a straight up rocket or a huge slingshot the likes of which dont exist could match it.Just so you all know, it's just as common to black out when the chutes open...

Trust me, he does not race Top Fuel and Chaoz is right... sort of. You don't really 'black out', it's more like tunnel vision from hell. That's the reason why the first pass you make to get a Class 1 Top Fuel license is 1/8 mile, the next three are called moderate runs (I believe it's sub 5.5 seconds now, it used to be sub 6 seconds), and then two full, sub 5 second runs. That way the driver has the chance to get used to the launch and see if he can handle it. Probably 1 out of 5 can...

Thanks for the correction monkey.And speed demon where did I say that I top fuel drag raced?

Thanks for the correction monkey.And speed demon where did I say that I top fuel drag raced?

I didn't, it was a question. I was wondering if you really did drag race. It may have written in a mean manner, and for that, im sorry.

I didn't, it was a question. I was wondering if you really did drag race. It may have written in a mean manner, and for that, im sorry.

No it cool dude, I was being an ass. No I don't race, I don't have much experience when it comes to racing either just a trip to the track for a weekend with some family friends.

Just so you all know, it's just as common to black out when the chutes open...

That's a new fact for me. But I guess it makes sense. Those huge tires and rear wing are creating a crapload of grip, let alone the stopping power the chute makes!

Just so you all know, it's just as common to black out when the chutes open...


But is that from the actual deceleration or is just because of the blood's initial position after the screaming accleration before it ?

If the blood is already barely reaching your brain, as soon as your current state changes (and quickly with chutes) youd easily blackout.

Im pretty sure if you measured the actual G-forces caused by the chutes it wouldent be quite enough to knock you out if you hadent just gone 0-400.

Agian this is just a guess but I would think it would be more a factor of the fact that you havent even recovered from the inital G-forces from acceleration, and then more G-forces from deceleration in an opposite oreintation just shoves you over the limit.


Id never considered braking forces, Im sure its on the web somewhere.

But is that from the actual deceleration or is just because of the blood's initial position after the screaming accleration before it ?
The chutes alone produce well over 5 negative G's. If you don't know how much that is... Top Fuel teams go through 3 or 4 sets of safety harnesses per season because they get stretched out... It's very painful.

150 km/h right....
with built 350 5 speed transmission SO YEAH RIGHT

with built 350 5 speed transmission SO YEAH RIGHT

I'm sorry, is that exageration, or are you mocking me?

the only ever top speed i'll reach is 120 km/h. that's the damn limit here anyway in NSW in Aus, what a shame. My dad once went around 125 km / h on the huge freeway leading from sydney to canberra, that's the only ever top speed we'll get I think. :(

the only ever top speed i'll reach is 120 km/h. that's the damn limit here anyway in NSW in Aus, what a shame. My dad once went around 125 km / h on the huge freeway leading from sydney to canberra, that's the only ever top speed we'll get I think. :(
That's the fastest speed? Hm. It isn't so fast. Probably you and your dad are obeying the rules. :p

the only ever top speed i'll reach is 120 km/h. that's the damn limit here anyway in NSW in Aus, what a shame. My dad once went around 125 km / h on the huge freeway leading from sydney to canberra, that's the only ever top speed we'll get I think. :(
I don't even have a license yet and still I've easily been to 130km/h.
Push it sometime, it really doesn't hurt to break the limit as long as it's safe.

110 in a Toyota Corolla is about the same as 160 in a Corvette! lol

what about 100mph in an AE82 corolla?

I was being facetious... what I meant was that they feel the same. At 160 a Corvette is as smooth as it is at 100. At 110 a Corolla feels like it's about to shake apart.

Fastest I ever went in a car was 196mph in our Audi RS6.

what road?

196 MPH in an Audi RS6???
























LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

my thoughts exactly, but as he lives in uk i am interested into which road he thinks he can get that kind of speed

no kidding...

Nope, I am not kidding. It was on the motorway from the Lake District towards Manchester at about 5am in the morning. Anyone that says its impossible to do that sort of speeds in the UK clearly has never driven a fast car... And yes, the car was tuned.

Nope, I am not kidding. It was on the motorway from the Lake District towards Manchester at about 5am in the morning. Anyone that says its impossible to do that sort of speeds in the UK clearly has never driven a fast car... And yes, the car was tuned.

ah thats what i was gonna say before everyone knocks up on you, that the car was probably tuned but i guess you beat me to it ;P

I've said it before and I'll say it again... that must have been one hell of a smooth ride or a damn good digital speedometer.

I'm not calling you a liar, just questioning a less than plausible situation.

Hm. That's sounds interesting. Here in Greece we have a tuned rs6 with 450-500hp. It's the station wagon. So the owner put in his car a digital speedometer (V-BOX, i hope to know this kind of speedometer. it can measure accelerations 1/4 mile, braking times and others.) So they put this into the car and it showed 310km/h. Real. (Around 195mph.) All these were done in a very very long straight.

Hm. That's sounds interesting. Here in Greece we have a tuned rs6 with 450-500hp. It's the station wagon. So the owner put in his car a digital speedometer (V-BOX, i hope to know this kind of speedometer. it can measure accelerations 1/4 mile, braking times and others.) So they put this into the car and it showed 310km/h. Real. (Around 195mph.) All these were done in a very very long straight.


tuned ? RS6's make 450bhp standard, even a remap alone will push it to 520+bhp

I agree these speeds are possible though

I KNOW they're possible... that's not what I was saying. I just find it humorous when people claim oddball numbers like that...


Anyway, congrats... you ALMOST made it to the club.

its possible, but highly unlikely on uk motorways. so which motorway was it, the m6 or m61? if it was the m6 you are lying because its too busy with wagons and early birds getting to work, if it was the m61, you are lying because that road is far too rough and is bad enough at 120mph
what modifications did the rs6 have? how old are you and do you have any pics of it?

ROOOOAAARRRRR


Git em Skyline! lol

its possible, but highly unlikely on uk motorways. so which motorway was it, the m6 or m61? if it was the m6 you are lying because its too busy with wagons and early birds getting to work, if it was the m61, you are lying because that road is far too rough and is bad enough at 120mph
what modifications did the rs6 have? how old are you and do you have any pics of it?

What tyres were you running. For reference.

http://homepage.mac.com/dimitri.pateras/filechute/speed.gif

Also the M6 and M61 are effectively not the place I would do those speeds. A track is far better, and you get a real chrono ticket as well. :p

The best I have done is 245 KM/H, but of course it was snowing, with a head wind, between Milan and Aosta in Italy. Slight front end lift prevented me from reaching the top speed of 270 Km/h and I had to slow down to go through the Mont Blanc Tunnel too :D

I was being facetious... what I meant was that they feel the same. At 160 a Corvette is as smooth as it is at 100. At 110 a Corolla feels like it's about to shake apart.

damn straight it feels like it is going to fall apart... and the wind noise is shocking

I don't have many pics except one, there wasn't anything visual done to the car apart from the exhausts which were K&N free flows. We had it super chipped which put it upto about 510bhp then the exhausts and air filters, was about 520bhp once we had finished. It was a one off doing that speed, there was nothing on the roads, clear, dry morning.. And a massive straight, so we just leathered it, was really starting to climb slowly after 190mph though.

So it pulled hard to 190? That drops a lot of credibility right there. Sorry...

A modified car, not geared for those speeds, will not pull hard all the way to 190.

I don't have many pics except one, there wasn't anything visual done to the car apart from the exhausts which were K&N free flows. We had it super chipped which put it upto about 510bhp then the exhausts and air filters, was about 520bhp once we had finished. It was a one off doing that speed, there was nothing on the roads, clear, dry morning.. And a massive straight, so we just leathered it, was really starting to climb slowly after 190mph though.

So it pulled hard to 190? That drops a lot of credibility right there. Sorry...

A modified car, not geared for those speeds, will not pull hard all the way to 190.

Owned. ||||

We have some misunderstandings here. The rs6 wasn't mine and i didn't get into this car. The car had 578ps. Sorry freakinsweet. My mistake. So it achieved a speed of 310km/h. Sorry i haven't pics of it but i can find if you want. The speedometer was digital(V-BOX). Anything you like you can ask.

lol that's obviously bull. An RX-8 will nail around 140mph, that's it. I highly doubt you had the time to keep your foot on the floor that long.

No it was on a long downhill in fifth gear at about 5000rpm. If he(my cousin) tried to go for sixth gear, he would have blowed the engine easily.

Just to let you know, an RX-8 makes it's full power at 8,500rpm. At 5,000 it's practically asleep. I don't care how steep the hill is, you won't go that fast at 5 grand in an RX-8.

No it was on a long downhill in fifth gear at about 5000rpm. If he(my cousin) tried to go for sixth gear, he would have blowed the engine easily.

Why would that have 'blowed' the engine ?

Its a light car. It wont go any faster than 143, no matter what you do(im talking stock). 5000rpm is plenty to get the car down the hill. The drag wont let it go any faster anyway.

You didn't answer my question, why would putting it in a higher gear blow the engine ? drag will let it go faster hence modified cars having a higher top speed than standard version

Me and a couple of friends went 135mph in a Audi a6 Quatro on interstate 94 in St. Paul while racing some Wisconson kids

I dont know...whatever. you win.

Me and a couple of friends went 135mph in a Audi a6 Quatro on interstate 94 in St. Paul while racing some Wisconson kids

And did your friends pick you up on the side of the road hitchhiking?

Considering you're a "G'd up Hobo", that's my first thought.



This thread never ceases to amaze/disgust/amuse/irritate/bloviate me.

I have been above 4000000mph in a VW Beetle MK1 lol.

Struggled AFTER 190mph.

Pulled hard AFTER 190mph.

seriously, stop posting, before other people read this post i would delete it, you expect us to believe it pulled hard after 190? what a joke

seriously, stop posting, before other people read this post i would delete it, you expect us to believe it pulled hard after 190? what a joke

=] Doesn't make a difference to me anymore, we sold the car last year. We have ordered a V8 and a V10 R8. V8 version comes next year and the V10 comes year after. Once the V10 comes we will sell the V8.

sure you did,

OMG. Someone .*&^%$#@ in the forum. BS.

=] Doesn't make a difference to me anymore, we sold the car last year. We have ordered a V8 and a V10 R8. V8 version comes next year and the V10 comes year after. Once the V10 comes we will sell the V8.

Say, just out of interest, how much was the deposit on the V10 ? And when is the expected date of arrival ? What colour and interior spec did you get ? Did you get the audi RS division modified flux capacitor too ? Cos, you know, waste of time of you didn't.

=] Doesn't make a difference to me anymore, we sold the car last year. We have ordered a V8 and a V10 R8. V8 version comes next year and the V10 comes year after. Once the V10 comes we will sell the V8.
Ha Ha HA!!! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Oh well, I don't care anyways Ima gets da quad turbo 666666666RWHP Enzo next week.

=] Doesn't make a difference to me anymore, we sold the car last year. We have ordered a V8 and a V10 R8. V8 version comes next year and the V10 comes year after. Once the V10 comes we will sell the V8.

Cool. Can you tell me how much these options are ..and the model code for each one?

-Convenience Package
-Navigation System
-Leather
-Enhanced Leather Package
-Carbon Sigma Side Blade
-Bang and Olufsen Sound System

Since you ordered one.. or should I say "two", you should have the options list and then you can answer my questions.

Let me get this straight : I can smoke any sportscar with my mountain bike (In a traffic jam!).

about 103 km/h but im only on my L's still
L's max = 80 km/h

about 103 km/h but im only on my L's still
L's max = 80 km/h

L's max is 80? what state you in?

No it was on a long downhill in fifth gear at about 5000rpm. If he(my cousin) tried to go for sixth gear, he would have blowed the engine easily.Whatever... That doesn't even make sense to someone who knows nothing about cars. lol

You didn't answer my question, why would putting it in a higher gear blow the engine ? drag will let it go faster hence modified cars having a higher top speed than standard versionI'm waiting for an answer as well!

I dont know...whatever. you win.No, no, no.... you said it. Now explain it...

Struggled AFTER 190mph.That sumbitch went from PULLING HARD to struggling real quick didn't it? lol... You're so full of ****.

=] Doesn't make a difference to me anymore, we sold the car last year. We have ordered a V8 and a V10 R8. V8 version comes next year and the V10 comes year after. Once the V10 comes we will sell the V8.I've got massive respect for a LOT of members here and then people like you come and just make us all look stupid!

Oh. My. God. That may have been THE funniest comment all day... seriously man, an R8? and to top it off with a V10 R8? You people never cease to keep this thread alive.

=] Doesn't make a difference to me anymore, we sold the car last year. We have ordered a V8 and a V10 R8. V8 version comes next year and the V10 comes year after. Once the V10 comes we will sell the V8.

I was looking for something that skyline_luva19 threw out onto the field here before, oh wait here it is!!!

http://www.thebullshitflag.com/images/bs_foul_flag_2.jpg

haha, I love this thread, its so entertaining, its rediculous.

People make up rediculous S**t, and then try to pass it off when someone calls them on it.

Its like speech class with the ackward kids all over agian. Get them up there and watch them stutter.

I know it. But sit back and have fun. You will laugh.:D

In an attempt to make this more civilised:

I did 120km/h in my '88 Magna SE last night on the freeway (unexpectedly mind you).

Yeah, rockin'.

192mph on my cousins Lamborghini Murcielago he owns franchises all around Chicago yeah but it was freking awesome

145 in a trip lane no other cars!

Hey Timbit, that is a valiant attempt at making this thread civilized. But the guy below you just blew away all your efforts.

But to try and keep the real stories flowing, I wanted to share a recent experience:
Reached 110 mph in a 1997 Cavalier LS while on my way to Orlando from Daytona on I-4.
This is not the fastest I have traveled, but it was probably the scariest. The car is a small 4 door sedan, and at that speed it felt really "floaty" on the road. It felt as if the car had way to much air passing underneath and wanted to float ontop.

192mph on my cousins Lamborghini Murcielago he owns franchises all around Chicago yeah but it was freking awesome
That's great. You hit 307km/h. HAs your cousin a lambo? Do you have pics of it? I'm curous. lol

L's max is 80? what state you in?

im in NSW but i was on the way to lennox head and just felt i would let it go, and then roll down the hill, got up to bout 103km/h

not very fast compared to some of you guys

192mph on my cousins Lamborghini Murcielago he owns franchises all around Chicago yeah but it was freking awesome

Actually I was hiding in the car with you and the speedo was actually just around 193.56mph. So, you're a bit wrong. Not by much though. I mean....it's not a big deal. Not really anyways....

Today 90 mph. in the HHR. Tops out at 110 mph. feels like the car is just going to shatter!!

Never ever do faster than 95 in a Lexus RX, 330, 350, or 400h - The one i did it in, just today, a few hours ago on my way up to Visalia, Cali. Gotta go see the house up in Pebble beach later, havent been there since December

It literally feels like if you jerk the wheel, it will flip out and spin on you...

That's great. You hit 307km/h. HAs your cousin a lambo? Do you have pics of it? I'm curous. lol

i dont have any pics of it now but ill take some and upload them if ya want

^^^PLease do. Because this thread is a haven for fakes. Post them so you can prove us wrong.

i dont have any pics of it now but ill take some and upload them if ya want
Please do it. I want to see your cousin's lambo. I'm curious. .

192mph on my cousins Lamborghini Murcielago he owns franchises all around Chicago yeah but it was freking awesome

I wouldn't let anybody drive my car that fast. Unless he's like Schumacher who can pay for it in case he wrecks it.

i managed to hit 120 with my neon, im pumped, always wanted to get up there **thats just as high as the spedometer goes** when i get a new car i will begin the quest, but alas i must stop speeding. turns out the road i like to just see how fast i can go is crawling with cops now. my gf and her mom both got pulled over for speeding with in the same week, and my roomate got pulled over just now =D a month ago u never saw a cop =/

but yea i have a lambo countach back home. limeish green with black cheetah spots. it is a matchbox though, but when i put it on the tracks i had, i had a time of 8.6 seconds for traveling down the stairs and through my dining room into my kitchen =D god those were the days

^^^PLease do. Because this thread is a haven for fakes. Post them so you can prove us wrong.

Well he hasn't yet. So that means he either has a life - or he really doesn't and faked it. I'd go for the last possibility.

192mph on my cousins Lamborghini Murcielago he owns franchises all around Chicago yeah but it was freking awesomeYou mean you did 192 in a Muricielago in your cousins copy of a video game? lol

I wouldn't let anybody drive my car that fast. Unless he's like Schumacher who can pay for it in case he wrecks it.That's what insurance is for... but I can see your point.