Ghalos
Jul 22, 2004, 11:45 PM
Ok, so it's an odd title, but it got you here!!!
Tonight I was coming home from work, and I pull up to a light that is extremely long, I'm talking, you could read the novel "War and Peace"...unabridged...and still have time left over to knit me a picture quilt.
So I settle in for the light, and a silver Acura RSX pulls up next to me with a gaggle of young women (3), the one in the passenger seat leans out and asks me if my car is lowered...Ok, as most of you know, I drive a 1993 Ford Probe SE, thus, it's not lowered though it is low to the ground anyways...
me-"Uhhh...no, it comes like this from the factory."
them-"Oh...Wanna race??"
-Now, every month around the twentieth the local cops come out to set up speed traps to fill their quota of speeding tickets issued...and about 300 yards behind us were two cops and a speeder being pulled over...
me-"Look behind you."
them-"It's okay, we can outrun them."
HAHAHAH-we all know that's a lie...
me-(i timed this so that i said it when the other light was turning yellow)-"Ok, just so i can smoke your hot selves."-and yes, I am the man... 8)
VROOOOOOOOM-90 mph...slow down...
At the next stoplight I got a wad of paper thrown through my window with "Sharon's" phone number on it...and obviously her name...and women like that, just make me shudder and want to live in an igloo at the North Pole...WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!! :shock:
It was a strange 20 minute trip home, and I thought it warrented a post...And no, I don't care if this gets lcoked, it was too strange to not go unsaid... :smt104
Tonight I was coming home from work, and I pull up to a light that is extremely long, I'm talking, you could read the novel "War and Peace"...unabridged...and still have time left over to knit me a picture quilt.
So I settle in for the light, and a silver Acura RSX pulls up next to me with a gaggle of young women (3), the one in the passenger seat leans out and asks me if my car is lowered...Ok, as most of you know, I drive a 1993 Ford Probe SE, thus, it's not lowered though it is low to the ground anyways...
me-"Uhhh...no, it comes like this from the factory."
them-"Oh...Wanna race??"
-Now, every month around the twentieth the local cops come out to set up speed traps to fill their quota of speeding tickets issued...and about 300 yards behind us were two cops and a speeder being pulled over...
me-"Look behind you."
them-"It's okay, we can outrun them."
HAHAHAH-we all know that's a lie...
me-(i timed this so that i said it when the other light was turning yellow)-"Ok, just so i can smoke your hot selves."-and yes, I am the man... 8)
VROOOOOOOOM-90 mph...slow down...
At the next stoplight I got a wad of paper thrown through my window with "Sharon's" phone number on it...and obviously her name...and women like that, just make me shudder and want to live in an igloo at the North Pole...WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!! :shock:
It was a strange 20 minute trip home, and I thought it warrented a post...And no, I don't care if this gets lcoked, it was too strange to not go unsaid... :smt104