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Ghalos
Jul 22, 2004, 11:45 PM
Ok, so it's an odd title, but it got you here!!!

Tonight I was coming home from work, and I pull up to a light that is extremely long, I'm talking, you could read the novel "War and Peace"...unabridged...and still have time left over to knit me a picture quilt.

So I settle in for the light, and a silver Acura RSX pulls up next to me with a gaggle of young women (3), the one in the passenger seat leans out and asks me if my car is lowered...Ok, as most of you know, I drive a 1993 Ford Probe SE, thus, it's not lowered though it is low to the ground anyways...

me-"Uhhh...no, it comes like this from the factory."
them-"Oh...Wanna race??"

-Now, every month around the twentieth the local cops come out to set up speed traps to fill their quota of speeding tickets issued...and about 300 yards behind us were two cops and a speeder being pulled over...

me-"Look behind you."
them-"It's okay, we can outrun them."

HAHAHAH-we all know that's a lie...

me-(i timed this so that i said it when the other light was turning yellow)-"Ok, just so i can smoke your hot selves."-and yes, I am the man... 8)

VROOOOOOOOM-90 mph...slow down...

At the next stoplight I got a wad of paper thrown through my window with "Sharon's" phone number on it...and obviously her name...and women like that, just make me shudder and want to live in an igloo at the North Pole...WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!! :shock:

It was a strange 20 minute trip home, and I thought it warrented a post...And no, I don't care if this gets lcoked, it was too strange to not go unsaid... :smt104

mattwrx100
Jul 22, 2004, 11:54 PM
very weird but cool

dark_hunter
Jul 23, 2004, 12:00 AM
Ok, who won?

Ghalos
Jul 23, 2004, 12:03 AM
Me, ya' think I'd tell a story of how I lost???

Well, I would if it involved a really fast car...not an RSX...

dark_hunter
Jul 23, 2004, 12:06 AM
Me, ya' think I'd tell a story of how I lost???Nice.
Now call her up

Ghalos
Jul 23, 2004, 12:22 AM
Nonono...
That was the whole point of the weirdness of it, what type of person gives someone their phone number just because of someone's car, or the way they drive??!!!

dark_hunter
Jul 23, 2004, 12:58 AM
I understand your query.
Just call her up, there is no harm in that :D

Ghalos
Jul 23, 2004, 1:06 AM
Good point, now all I have to do is go back out onto route 9 and look for where I threw it BACK out my window...

Without going into detail, because it's not appropriate here, it's been my experience that women of that nature aren't exactly the most, ummm...how to put it, stable, or trustworthy... :smt010

Fuman
Jul 23, 2004, 3:17 AM
3 ppl in an RSX isnt that fast.. lol.

CALL HER... lol
if u feel like being an ass
pranq call her.. lol

FerrariChic4u02
Jul 23, 2004, 1:07 PM
Ahahaha :lol: Prank call her....hahaha....Hey, prank calls are fun....I actually had a prank lead to a conversation once...I was "Shirly from Boston and lookin for a Date" ha, man that was frickin hilarious.... :lol:

TheCivicProject
Jul 24, 2004, 3:17 PM
lol that girl couldnt drive. but give her a call, perhaps you may not want to marry this girl, but for some kitty on the side, i might give her a buzz if i was you.

Ghalos
Jul 24, 2004, 5:53 PM
Christ...you'd call a girl, who threw her number through the window of your car??? Hmmmm....be my guest...but like I said, I got rid of it.

jimkk29
Jul 27, 2004, 4:56 PM
I understand your train of thought, but regardless, if she was beautiful I think I'd call her... :lol:

Maserati Man
Aug 07, 2004, 4:28 AM
i wouldnt, sounds desparite.

Rouin
Aug 07, 2004, 8:00 AM
hahaha that's a damn funny story. a little sketchy though, the phone number part, haha. test the waters if you do anything. don't want no HENITAL GERPES.

ViperF556
Aug 12, 2004, 10:27 AM
There you go, prak call her. Ha ha! That was a funny story.

nutty boy
Aug 18, 2004, 1:06 PM
cool story and i would say prank call her but according to you the numbers gone.

agitatedcorn
Aug 18, 2004, 7:15 PM
I for one vote for the prank call...... funny story. It's possible that you could even get a date too (2 for one) out of the prank call lol...

puggles89
Aug 18, 2004, 8:28 PM
oooo. someone is a chick magnet :smt061 . you be gettin them girls. come on man. you have to be like one of those guys in the beer advertisements you see on TV.
know what i am talkin about. the ones where a guy randomly picks up a girl because he is drinking beer.

Ghalos
Aug 18, 2004, 11:18 PM
See, normally I'd be offended by that, but see, I do get hit on alot, but not by good looking girls who are 1-my age, or close to it (I'm 20 btw) and 2-girls who aren't crazy

I end up getting hit on by 15 year old girls all the time because I look like I'm only 17, and that sucks a large amount of ass.

1mic
Aug 18, 2004, 11:34 PM
call her man, if she was the one driving u can teach her how to drive a "stick" and if that doesnt work out...
you have 2 other girls to score :twisted:

dark_hunter
Aug 18, 2004, 11:35 PM
He threw away the number

puggles89
Aug 18, 2004, 11:52 PM
See, normally I'd be offended by that, but see, I do get hit on alot, but not by good looking girls who are 1-my age, or close to it (I'm 20 btw) and 2-girls who aren't crazy

I end up getting hit on by 15 year old girls all the time because I look like I'm only 17, and that sucks a large amount of ass.
dude i as just kidden. i dont think i would call a random girl myself. I was j/k

nutty boy
Aug 19, 2004, 10:25 AM
Can i just ask, how can you suck a$$ :D

KingOfLBCali
Aug 19, 2004, 10:26 AM
...........??????????????????

Ghalos
Aug 19, 2004, 10:44 AM
That's a really good question...hmmm..I don't know...If anyone here is still in HS and has a science fair or something, I think we'd all like it if that were your project, "Can A Person "SUCK" Ass??" You'd either get an A, or suspended...But I just meant it as a figure of speech *Shrugs*.

KingOfLBCali
Aug 19, 2004, 4:32 PM
im just goin to roll my eye's.... :roll:.....and walk away from it...