Got this through e-mail, its not hilarious, just lightly amusing...

We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.


Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

God bless the internet...hahahaha... :lol:

lol, I'm going to use these :lol:

lol, I'm going to use these :lol:

Me too :lol: :lol:

I never heard the term “a tired ass” before

hahaha.. :?