Paykan(a car from iran very poor car, looks almost just like a lada :P) Questions ....

Q. How do you make a Paykan accelerate 0 - 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last 2 pages of every Paykan owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Paykan"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

Q. Why do Paykans come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them.

Q. What do you call a Paykan at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

Q. What do you call two Paykans at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle.

Q. How do you double the value of a Paykan?
A. Fill up the gas tank.

Q. What do you call a Paykan with brakes?
A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Paykan go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.

Q. Why don't Paykans sustain much damage in a front end collision?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q. What do you call Paykan passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Paykan?
A. Park it between two Porsches.

if you have any jokes or anything like that plz postit here

Oh, my tummy hurts from all the lauhing. I don't know what a Paykan is, but the jokes were hilarious! :lol:

Yugo jokes

Yu-go "Beep, Beep, Crunch!"

Yu*go (yoo-go)
n. 1) Small, economical, Yugoslavian-built automobile.
2) 4x4 hood ornament.
adj. 1) What dosen't happen when you press the accelerator.

Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid.)
A. If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat.

Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A. The bus schedule.

What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris?
- A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
- A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
Actually, a Yugo CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferarri,
...if you give it a fast enough running start, so it clears the cliff's edge...

Q. How do you fix a broken Yugo?
A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap.
2) Push off cliff.
3) and drive brand-new one underneath radiator cap.
(30-mile/3-day warranty included!)

A man entered an auto parts store...
Man: "I need a windshield wiper blade for a Yugo."
Clerk: "Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade."

I once bought a Yugo with a tow package.
...It was in the front.

Q. Why does a Yugo have rear a window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm as you push it.

Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill?
A. A miracle!

Yugos are now much safer and come standard with an air bag.
When you sense an impending accident, start blowing *real fast*
How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A towtruck.

What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Passengers.

Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following
a push-by shooting incident.

The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident,
start pumping real fast.

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas
cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair
trade."

I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo,
but it doesn't".

How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.

A man walks into an auto parts store and says,
"I'll take a gas cap for a Yugo"
"Sounds like a fair trade", says the couter worker.

Why do Yugo's have a heater for the back window?
To keep your hands warm when pushing.

Why don't Yugo's sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
The tow truck takes the impact.

How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill the tank!

What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
The bus schedule.

What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
Totalled.

LOL

the second ones are repeated alot, but still very funny/

LOL ... Great Jokes :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL that's really good, guys!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol very funny but i've never seen a payken can you give me a link

well dont know of a lionk - try google maybe, but its an Iranian car - which cant be good.

I've never heard about it either. :?

Ok i made up this joke, it aint that funny, but it jus popped into mah head ~

This guy was in a wal-mart parking lot on the free tax weekend, and all sudden a speed bump jus came out of no where, and he said "Man, I never noticed that speed bump !"

Ok i made up this joke, it aint that funny

you're right there.

:shock:

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OMG

Ok i made up this joke, it aint that funny, but it jus popped into mah head ~

This guy was in a wal-mart parking lot on the free tax weekend, and all sudden a speed bump jus came out of no where, and he said "Man, I never noticed that speed bump !"

That... just... confused me X_x

You know those old Skodas? The way they were really useless? I was playing Rally Championship and I thought I'd take a Skoda for a spin. I only just finished the race...

At the end the radiator broke, exhaust pipe broke, headlights got damaged, tires were damaged, air conditioning damaged. I think it got the Skoda just perfect :)